>are you an alcoholic?
>what do you drink?
>are you drunk now or drinking today?
>have you taken the 2D pill?
Alcoholic/drunk thread
Elijah Bailey
Bentley Kelly
OP, here
>are you an alcoholic?
slightly concerned I am, I drink every day.
>what do you drink?
cheap vodka and cheap wine, im drinking vodka today though
>are you drunk now or drinking today?
I was drunk earlier but woke up from sleep and will drink again when I dont feel so shit
>have you taken the 2D pill?
Yes of course I have, I dont fap to 3D roasties.
Brayden Wood
3 weeks sober, wasted too much of my time and health to this poison, don't want another sip of it ever which society makes very difficult to do.
Christian White
I usually drink vodka too. The strange thing is that after drinking, my love for my waifu increases so much that I can stare at her face for hours.
Gabriel Martinez
Faggots. You just can't get boners and claim you're fapping to 2D. We all know you're just impotent.
Robert Peterson
good luck on being sober user, want to share your story?
I am jealous of your dedication and envy your level of love you have for your Waifu.
You are a nace poster.
I get hard looking at cute anime girls and disgusted looking at 3D pigs.
I dont have impotence, loli's get you the hardest desu
Juan Taylor
Maybe
Cider, whiskey, vodka cocktails
Not yet going to store
And yes
Brandon Turner
>I am jealous of your dedication and envy your level of love you have for your Waifu.
I just hope it will never go away. I want to love only her for the rest of my life.
What about you? What feelings do you have towards your waifu when you are drunk?
Dylan Wood
There's not much to my story, I always had low self-esteem and undiagnosed anxiety and I foolishly thought booze was helping me. Turns out it slowly makes everything worse.
Kayden Nelson
I feel very strongly and often get sad.
I cried today as I told someone that when I die I want to be with my Waifu because if a heaven exists then I want that to be mine.
and someone on discord said I am crazy and it wont happen and it made me so sad.
How much did you drink? llike for how long?
Im drinking daily for past nearly 2 months...and it helps with fdeelz
Xavier Miller
>pissed the bed again
Thank the lord for white vinegar too bad my bed smells weird as shit
Levi Ortiz
Just because you're a normalfag doesn't mean he can't masturbate to 2D
Nathan Wood
I havent pissed the bed since I was young.
I dont know how normies fap to 3d porn its gross.
Cameron Wood
it lasted almost 2 years (though I could moderate for most of that time, it escalated over the past 6 months or so largely due to university-related stress), went from 2-4 pints of beer 2-3 times a week to 2 pints a day / 4 on fridays, then 4 a day, then 6 a day
started having really bad stomach pains and watery shits every day, decided that I have to stop for good
I know about the feelz part, though regular drinking fucks with chemicals in your brain and makes sober life seem a lot more intimidating than it actually is
Colton Evans
It's okay. I cry a lot too. Especially when I look at my waifu's face for too long and think that I will never be truly with her and she will never even know about my existence.
I don't believe in that Heaven stuff but I think that there can be such thing as many other universes. I just hope that maybe if you deeply love your waifu and produce much emotional energy because of your love for her, she may somehow receive it in her universe.
Aiden Brown
Thanks for sharing your story man.
Im drinking a bottle or near a bottle of vodka a day.
I dont know what feelz worse anymore, when I try quit drinking and feel bad or drinking every day and having a perm hangover
Bentley Allen
I used to drink rum like a crazy fucker all day for 3 or 4 days straight until I felt like I was dying, then I would throw up and lie on the couch swearing off alcohol forever. I usually go 2 or 3 weeks sober before falling off the wagon, but I hate feeling like I'm dying, I'm hoping I'm done for good this time. You guys should move in with a relative if you're living alone, it's just safer.
Isaac Jenkins
(oh yeah, and I would drink a liter of rum a day in those 3 or 4 days)
Jack Morris
go through about 2 or 3 handles a week. ill have to stop in a few months because of work though. not sure if it will be a problem or not, ill probably die or something.
pretty shit taste in 2d in here though, mind as well be rubbin it to 3d if you think asmr-loli is cute
Parker Evans
Read up on alcohol withdrawal syndrome / delirium tremens, it's no joke.
Julian Bennett
I am living with my mum.
Like most people here who are true robots
Justin Smith
ye itll be a bitch probably. i should probably start withdrawl now instead of right before work starts up, eh i know i wont though.
Aaron Campbell
the sooner you quit the better, but GO TO THE DOCTOR
detoxing on your own is extremely dangerous
Owen Myers
ive needed to see a doc for months now, but leaving the house for anything but booze is impossible. i was thinking i would just taper over the next few months. not like i have anywhere to be.
Evan Foster
Im a hikki as well and I seen my doc otehr day and he said I can get meds for helping me quit alcohol.
you should do the same
Grayson Watson
the doc i have will make me go to meetings almost guaranteed. reason i stopped going to see him was because he refused to give me meds for anxiety. made me talk to some government therapy thing and they wanted me to go to meetings as well.
hes some old fuck that hates giving people perscips for anything. which is why i was going to wait on getting off the water till i work because work means a different living area, which means a different doctor, who will hopefully cough up some meds. but ill taper anyway. if i can get down to 3 or 4 shots a night i might have a chance.
Jaxon Smith
>47093462
>are you an alcoholic?
yes unfortunately
>what do you drink?
beer, soju, rum, and gin
>are you drunk now or drinking today?
not yet i have to meet people during the day so ill probably try my best to not drink until tonight when i get back home and can get drunk alone
>have you taken the 2D pill?
no
how are you doing op?
Anthony Turner
Get a better doctor man, the guy sounds like a dick seriously.
dont quit then just taper down until you can get meds to help
Christopher Ramirez
are you just incredibly fat or what? how the fuck are you an alchy on such high calorie booze?
>better doctor
if i had the insurance or could afford it i would. he just doesnt like doing work. ive had tachycardia for months now but he wanted to send me to a specialist a four hour drive away instead of just giving me some blood thinners
Isaiah Watson
>are you an alcoholic?
yes
>what do you drink?
vodka, beer, and spirit. usually spirit dilluted with vodka. i love being a polack
>are you drunk now or drinking today?
not drunk
>have you taken the 2D pill?
yeah obviously, i'm not gay
Angel Scott
im pretty thin actually i dont eat too food so that might be it
Carson Torres
Hi OP here, just about to start drinking.
Why have you not taken the 2D pill? have you tried man it is very pure and makes you feel better even when you are REALLY depressed.
Man im aussi and get every thing free.
Blood test, scans and ultrasound.
I can go to any doc I want ect...feel sorry for american bros.
what you mean spitit? spirit means vodka in australia
Henry Perry
whats it like in aus? seems like its either chill as shit or a meme hellscape.
Gabriel Perry
I quit
Never having another drink
Never
Jordan Taylor
im a Hikki, so I dont know what it is like outside.
power to you user
Carter White
>are you an alcoholic?
I think I'm becoming, drank everyday since uni stopped, I'm just so bored, it's either drink or self harm and I've already got enough scars.
>what do you drink?
Bottom shelf wine or my own brew which is pretty much just pure alcohol
>are you drunk now or drinking today?
Drinking slowly, I never get properly drunk, just enough to put me to sleep and make everything a bit more bearable
>have you taken the 2D pill?
Of course, I love my waifu
Isaac Cruz
we are similar but I dont self harm.
I drink wine as well, cheap shit.
I dont get black out drunk normally just like drinking all through waking hours
Chase Turner
I thought so as well, do you get hangovers?
Nathan Reed
I didnt for a month of daily drinking and then I got them , im perma hung over.
I think half of my "hang over" is just withdrawals, as I have one drink and I feel way better.
I should start drinking as soon as I wake up again.
I take a berocca when I wake up up and heres a pro tip.
coconut water is great for hangover
Logan Flores
I was an alcoholic until I got prescribed benzos. Now I never even think about the stuff.
Josiah Harris
drinking Holsten pilsner at the moment, going on to gin and tonic later.
Jordan Cruz
coco water tastes like awfulness in liquid form though, gatorade is the way to go
Nicholas Turner
Interesting, I really hope I don't develop hangovers.
Yeah that sounds like it, you might start having seizures soon if you carry on, so that's something to look forward to. You should, nothing like rum in the cereal.
Thanks user, I'll keep it in mind for when the hangovers eventually set in
Henry Murphy
pls don't die alcoholic thread
Jayden Parker
its annoying because after the /ck/ one was banned I have no clue where to go for my /alck/ needs. why are mods so cruel?
Jayden Long
>since uni stopped, I'm just so bored
IKTF bro. I was so busy for six years getting my bachelor's and master's. Now I have a steady cushy job, but when I get home nothing seems interesting. Vidya just isn't what it used to be for me as a kid. Tons of TV to watch but I don't feel like getting into storylines only to stop caring about the characters 2 seasons in. I go on runs which helps with endorphins and shit, I guess, but within a couple days of abstaining from drinking it's hard to resist cause everything seems pointless.
I don't get how some people enjoy certain hobbies so much, like fishing. It just feels like a huge hassle to get all the gear, permit, etc. then drive out to some lake, set up, then sit there doing nothing until a fish bites. 30 seconds of reeling it in later, back to sitting around. When you're done you gotta clean your shit, pack up, drive home, gut the fish, etc. It's either tedious shit or boredom.
Other hobbies seem like the same thing. Just pointless. Maybe nihilists have a point. Maybe I'm just privileged enough to have this boring of a life. I dunno anymore.
Hudson Nelson
This seems like the perfect place for you. Stay the fuck out of /ck/. Jow Forums is your home now
Kevin Rogers
What makes you an alcoholic? I drink about 4-5 times a week. But I'm not a bum I have a job and have money to live decent.
Elijah Williams
Honestly /ck/ is one of the shittiest boards currently. The amount of shitposting and sperging is so out of control half the board un-usable. So not sure why you would even try to quality control, afraid one of the ten shill threads might have an extra poster?
Hudson Butler
>No, it's not something I feel addiction to, even if I really like it sometimes.
>either vodka or wine. Planning on buying a nicer chardonnay today than I've had before, just going for something a little more expensive and hoping for it to be nicer
>planning on drinking tomorrow, but don't have plans for it tonight
>Yes, mostly to waifu.
Grayson Perry
>4-5 times a week
That would make you an alcoholic, though you would be a functioning alcoholic, so what most people are.
Nicholas Peterson
I think it's when you're becoming dependent on it, that you need a drink to get through the day. It depends how much you're drinking each day though, one or two pints isn't a big deal and wouldn't make you an alcoholic.
Levi Gray
It depends on how much. Having two drinks 4-5 days a week is nothing. Drinking a sixer 4-5 days a week might be a different story
Colton Scott
>Having two drinks 4-5 days a week is nothing.
Its the clinical definition of alcoholism. Im not saying its that hardcore compared to most of the people in this thread, but for most people that is a lot.
David Kelly
It's really not, going down the pub for a few pints every night after work is the norm in most places
Alexander Sullivan
R9K mods seem to not mind the gay thread spam.
im sure they are trying their best...
IDk, man, my doctor said im dependent because I told him how I drink every day and I only feel better once I have a bit of alcohol.
In australia we buy wine in bags we just squirt down our throats.
dont really taste it desu.
thats good job taking the 2D pill user.
Nicholas Reed
Alcohol (and drugs in general) is effortless "push the button and feel good instantly" pleasure that other activities struggle to compare to. That's why it fuck you up, you get so used to going from 0 to 10 on the fun scale with no effort and then you're told that you have to learn how to have "healthy" fun which entails putting in a shit load of effort and energy to go from 0 to like 5 or 6.
Camden Thomas
Here i am again, hungover and pissed. I feel like shit and I dont remember feeling good enough last night to justify this feeling.
Good God. 9 dollar plastic handles...
Jaxon Lee
>alcoholism is the norm
Yeah, go figure.
I meant the /ck/ mods.
Connor Rogers
It's not alcoholism mate, going for a few pints down the pub does not make you dependent on alcohol
Bentley King
>drinking alcohol doesnt make you an alcoholic
Then what does?
Ryan Roberts
actually can, if you do this daily for long enough
David Howard
Go to the Wikipedia page they have a definition in the first paragraph. I'd offer my own two criteria though - alcohol use which
>you want to lessen but find that you struggle to
and / or
>is harming other areas of life (job, health, relationships) but which you persist with anyway
Daniel Green
>are you an alcoholic?
I drink 2 - 3 times a week. Definition of alcoholism is that it affects your personal life negatively, right? But I don't have one.
>what do you drink?
Vermouth and beer. Vermouth is really nice with loads of ice.
>are you drunk now or drinking today?
Extremely drunk.
>have you taken the 2D pill?
"Fun fact" around 6 -7 years ago (estimation) when the whole furry thing was picking up and furry porn was constantly posted on /b/ I really got in to it but I consciously veered away from that. Didn't help much though, these days I have almost no libido and can only come to extremely specific fantasies (mostly about myself getting molested and beaten as a child, I never was though really).
I don't really feel good either drunk. Just numb. And it's something to do.
Jordan Watson
Yes
Everything
Yes and at work
No
Justin Diaz
> furry thing was picking up and furry porn was constantly posted on /b/
furry isnt 2D pill its degen, 2D pill is pure.
it is hentai and ecchi of normal cute anime girls
Logan Morris
Sorry I understand that 2D is anime I didn't express myself clearly enough. I meant that I had a moment in my youth were I was turned on by imaginary images but I rejected it and somehow my brain just went "mkay, no drawing will excite you ever again".
Brandon Cruz
What counts as an alcoholic? I get wasted on atleast one night of the week (usually Friday night), but I can be without drinking if I can't have a hangover the next morning/can't get drunk for some other reason.
Chase Rodriguez
That is maybe a binge drinker depending on how much you are talking. I am the opposite I might be sober one day a week. Usually not sober just not trashed. Only like 8 beers is my sober night.
Jacob Ortiz
>hentai is pure
Ecchi is great stuff and the ideal, I agree, but the line that separates that from hentai is if the girl's being penetrated and other things that cuck the viewer by introducing sex. There's not really any more benefit to it being 2D, at that point.
Robert Gomez
>are you alcoholic?
No.
>what do you drink?
I don't.
>are you drunk or drinking today?
No.
>Have you taken the 2D pill?
Not yet.
Ryan Ortiz
>are you an alcoholic?
No
>what do you drink?
Water
>are you drunk now or drinking today?
Completely sober since december
>have you taken the 2D pill?
yes
Kayden Wright
Beware of kindling, user
Blake Ward
That's a nice brown 2D anime girl sober user, have another one from your drunk alcoholic friend
Xavier Williams
How else is he gonna start that fire? I did that a decade ago and I am perfectly fine now....
Connor Johnson
brown anime girls are a gift to this world
Carter Adams
>stop drinking vodka for a year
>use to drink 750 ml bottle
>now im on small bottle for the first time in a year
>feel kinda wasted but got that energy drink combo and cider/beer
tfw grown weak
Caleb Turner
They truly are, friend
John Foster
I only like ecchi its so pure man, makes me feel happy.
Isaiah Miller
>are you an alcoholic?
I am a binger. I'll drink heavily for like 2-3 days
>what do you drink?
Usually 12-20 cans of beer a day
>are you drunk now or drinking today?
No, I have a fucking disgusting beer gut so I'm trying not to for at least 2 weeks
>have you taken the 2D pill?
I've dabbled with it
Ryan Brooks
>cuck
this meme ever gunna die?
Adrian Cox
>drink a beer
>get intense chest pains
what did my body mean by this
Samuel Nguyen
You beer is interfering with your anxiety meds.
Christian Ward
>are you an alcoholic?
Yes
>what do you drink?
I drink 5% hard seltzer and wine now because the liquor was starting to get too hard on me physically and mentally after 10 years
>are you drunk now or drinking today?
I'm about to start drinking right now.
>have you taken the 2D pill?
No, I don't care for that shit.
Jace Lee
im not on any meds though
Caleb Ross
>people like anime girls, crush on and desire them
>some like watching them being fucked and gangbanged by other men, and some want them for themselves
I think my usage was fair, to quickly illustrate my point.
Ryder Green
In that case drink faster.
Colton Kelly
The implication that the viewer at large is 'cucked' whether they want to be or not which isnt how cucking works.
Kevin Thompson
>have you taken the 2D pill?
No, I don't care for that shit.
Pure 2D actually makes you feel better mentally.
2D pill is looking at ecchi only.
Hudson Sanchez
True. Plus it fucks with your brain chemistry. Gotta force myself to stay off for a bit, maybe I'll learn to enjoy life again if I do.
Adam Brown
>are you an alcoholic?
Yes
>what do you drink?
10 cans of beer a day
>are you drunk now or drinking today?
Of course, I'm drinking right now
>have you taken the 2D pill?
???
Elijah Adams
>>are you an alcoholic?
maybe
>>what do you drink?
vodka monster
>>are you drunk now or drinking today?
yes
>>have you taken the 2D pill?
no
Elijah Butler
Take 2D pill it will make you feel so much better guys.
Blake Parker
>drunk and wanna expose myself online
>like knowing guys jerk off to me
>feel shame but also horny and super lewd after
Carter Bennett
>are you an alcoholic?
No, I drink one bottle a week.
>what do you drink?
Sometimes beers, ciders, champagne, wine, vodka and rum. Anything really. Right now I'm mixing rum. Switching between Mojito, cuba libre and Dark & Stormy.
>are you drunk now or drinking today?
I've drinked around 500 Havana Club rum tonight, not that drunk because I have to drink a lot to get to that phase.
>have you taken the 2D pill?
Yes.
Ayden Reed
those chairs piss me off
Brayden Hall
I drink right now a bottle of Tsingtao and a bottle of Asahi.
Jordan Perez
._. just chairs user
Chase Price
No those are those fucking pieces of garbage that look comfy but then you sit down and can never NEVER get comfy fucking ever. You either slide around on the leather or it fucking sticks to your skin or you just slide all the way fucking down.
stupid useless pieces of fucking trash fuck you
Hudson Phillips
Going to second I am also irritated by those chairs.