What's the best Tinder bio, Jow Forums?
What's the best Tinder bio, Jow Forums?
Joshua Diaz
Daniel Brooks
Mine was "Looking for someone to cut my head off at the end of my honorable seppuku," which got no reactions. I changed it to "Let's get a drink or 12 and see how close we can get to being arrested" and that got more hits.
Camden Kelly
>6'4
Works pretty well for me...
Grayson Thomas
>8"
works pretty well for me
Gavin Cox
>"Wow you're so short"
Sebastian Wright
This is pretty cringe.
Ayden Taylor
>3’4”
>2”
Works pretty well for me...
Brandon Collins
>"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guarenteed. I have only done this once before
Xavier Taylor
>*snnniiiiiiifffff*
works pretty well for me....
Benjamin Ortiz
This absolute unit
Brayden Miller
My graduating school year. If you've ever watched girls use Tinder, they do not read your bio. All it takes is one shit picture and they'll swipe left. You learn a lot from watching your female friends use this shit.
Ryder Green
Gets me every time
Hudson Smith
Thats a really s o y bio
Levi Rodriguez
dubs and i get a gf
David Gray
Jesus Christ that guy is söy’d out of his mind
Jaxon Fisher
>Looking for someone to cut my head off at the end of my honorable seppuku,
Would swipe for this. Decapitation over drunkenness any day.
Robert Russell
psssh watch this nerd
Charles Perez
roll
Liam Edwards
easy roll. A hot one too
Benjamin Rogers
that pic
>YOUR favorite restaurant
never gonna make it
Nathan Wood
You really rely on random integers to determine your fate? Grab life by the horns user.
Jace Rogers
I already got a gf so check these trips
Carter Campbell
reroll I was robbed
Jose Watson
Nathan Foster
amateurs
Sebastian Cox
Check these dubs, faggots.
Elijah Rogers
thanks user. I thought it was clever
Bentley Williams
REROLL NIGGER
Nathan Taylor
I’ll roll
Cooper Miller
dubs I will never lose my virginity
Dominic James
have fun jacking offforever
Samuel Smith
Luke Rivera
Roll
John Morris
I’m so sorry HAHAHAHAHAHAH
William Baker
REROLL
Sebastian Murphy
who here
/D O U B L E V I R G I N/
Ayden Miller
Don't worry, user, my dubs are going to save you. Trips and you get a 10/10. Quads - Rich comes back to life and he's your wingman.
Jaxson Murphy
Roll
Christian Wilson
>Tinder
Anthony Young
reroll please
Daniel Wright
Reroll.
Nathan Morgan
77
Tyler Powell
Reroll
Andrew Thompson
Can't even fucking compete on tinder bros. First off you have to be in really good shape. You gotta have pics of a dog, or of you climbing the side of a mountain, or of you and Obama, or of you skydiving or some shit. Third off you gotta be witty as fuck. Banter skills level 99. It's all a fucking game and I hate it.
Honestly easier to pick up chicks straight up in person the "traditional" way.
Kayden Davis
fuck i was off by 11
Julian Murphy
look, a newfag!
Thomas Jenkins
REROLL NOW
Elijah Sanders
noobs, check these
Jace Diaz
REROLL BAM
Eli Smith
trips and my mortal soul bound to the aesir
checked
John Robinson
trips says I get two wives
Xavier James
naw nigga
Colton Perez
dubs and boomer dan becomes a born again virgin
Christopher Jackson
my dubs cancels out your dubs
Josiah Davis
dont even try man.....its too late for me
SAVE YOURSELF
Ryan Cruz
Roll, pls I’m so alone
Wyatt Turner
roll I guess
John Cruz
Roll for mixed
Leo King
it's not that cringe
Landon Diaz
Underrated kek
James Flores
roll
Ryan Turner
dubs and everyone ITT gets qt gf
Jason Hernandez
kek
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>tfw hit the online dating glory age about 8 years back
it wasnt until all the athletes at the olympics were using tinder to find fuck buddies in the village that online hookups was scene as acceptable. pretty wild to think about
Ethan Bennett
next gf is my wife and its a good wholesome marriage in between two individuals making the most of their lives before confronting the unknown
Camden Gomez
succubus gf confirmed my dude, have fun getting your soul sucked out during a blwjob
Juan Turner
reroll fuck you
Joseph Green
Give these cunts a market and they're bound to pick only the best fruit.
Carter Allen
It's stolen from another one. Supposed to end with, and I'm paraphrasing, "You say to me, 'Your car's on fire,' to which I reply 'Yes, I knew this would happen.' then I pull out a bag of marshmallows and kiss you on the side of my blazing car."
Still pretty gay desu
Aaron Wood
If dubs, he becomes a double virgin and I steal all his gains.
Lucas Bell
L o n d o n ?
Juan Lewis
lmao
Jonathan Perry
HAH, faggot
Camden Harris
>user thought he’d get a gf
Chase Morris
I guess it boils down to "are you attractive? are you interesting? are you of high value?".
Gone are the days where average joe could easily get some pussy by putting in some minimal effort. You gotta really put effort in to get bitches nowadays.
Isaac Gomez
If dubs I steal all your gains and still remain a virgin
Jack Morris
>oh no, i have to actually work hard for something and compete against others!
lmao fucking entitled beta faggots
Benjamin Martin
Dubs confirms toasting in a cursed bread
Hunter Nguyen
My dubs shall cancel your dubs
Caleb Brooks
haha
do you like my style
did you really think you could block me
Adam Sanders
I don't feel "entitled" to pussy, I'm just stating the nature of the game. It's a hard fucking game for sure. and one might actually greatly improve their lives in pursuit of bitches in 2018.
Camden Allen
Kayden Long
>modern women are fucking roastie SLUTS
>god its so hard to get laid!
pick ONE faggot
David Barnes
woah woah when the fuck did I ever imply that "modern women" are sluts?
Jordan Ward
Only thing I have going for me is looks above average and wit. I don't have amazing photos, one of me in a suit, one of me asking for the sweet release of death and the last some cutesy photo. Over 300 matches and still counting
Michael Taylor
Gf pls
Adrian Campbell
One inch shy of tall dark and handsome
Austin Garcia
>He thinks it's hard to get laid
I have 5 women constantly wanting to go on dates/fuck. Getting new girls isn't hard, keeping them all on the go is hard. Not really hard per se but time consuming af. I'm going for a perfect week this week. Different girl every day. So far so good. Date tomorrow and Friday. The weekend I'll need to pull two new girls. Might be able to do it. My balls are empty tho lol
Read the rational male
Landon Moore
Digits and I get a gf before the year's over
Luke Ortiz
Now watch this no gf
Kevin Roberts
rip
Wyatt Hughes
XD
Liam Sullivan
"Pls be tall"
Jaxon Morales
Please give me some advice Jow Forums. Under what criteria can I have a shirtless pic in my tinder profile. I'm 6'5" at ~215lbs, noticeable muscle tone going on and I can angle the camera to look more lean than I actually am.
Connor Cook
Dubs and everyone who doesn't leave Jow Forums in the next 7 days, never gets a gf.
James Ross
this is me. except i don't go on dates as often as you because its money/time consuming. i'll hop to go to their or vise versa
Christian Gomez
HEY
don't be a fuck
Luke Jackson
dubs and i die virgin
Charles Robinson
I have got 75+ of lays in tinder alone with time travel bio and by standing out.
Even build one in my basement high as kite with my fuckbuddy. Good life.
But you need solid verbal game to use it as underlying plotline and show alfa traits.
Do it just for your own self-amusement, if that is what exites you, not for them or their reactions/validation ect.
Dont just copypaste shit and come off as un-authentic and manipulative.
Probably some best moments in my life have come from taking asian chicks to timetravel in my mothers basements while she's at church. And to play a creep that might want to keep them as sex slaves.
It also gives them massive value, good emotions, cool story to tell their friends and unforgettable memories to cherish for the days we are all old, gray and shit ourselfes alone in elderly homes.
Just follow your bliss and checkout RSD.
I used to have panic attacks when old people walked by 10 years ago.
William Fisher
Based