Give me one reason why you don't orbit any waifus

i'm too
we can make lewd stuff?

I have enough irl waifus orbiting me

Literally all of the people in this image look like trash except possibly Katya and maybe Ella.

Why do people care about these fucks again?

There's no point, I mean, doesn't matter how hard I'll try it, none of those girls never will love me back. I follow some of those on Instagram (usually a lot of cosplayers) and it's just depressing seeing how other males way more attractive than me follows them too. I just not have a chance, I'm a fucking water drop in an ocean.

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this youtube.com/watch?v=I2bBqraEgHc

Those are terrible choices. They're too saturated with orbiters.

> find a less popular discord egirl
> orbit her on IG
> call yourself her "friend" not her "orbiter"

x3

Because I have a 2D waifu, I don't need 3D.

There's more chance of me getting an actual normie wife than any of these e-girls acknowledging my existence.

If you expect to edate them, you're not gonna have a good time

I won't waste my time on a woman if she is taken taken and already sated with orbiter attention. There are also lots of other men with more money and status so it's not even realistic to imagine myself with any of these girls.

they all look so frail, 12/12 would not inseminate

half these bitches are insane and have fucked up lives

Wow, Crispy is a fucking brainlet

why isn't the ultimate waifu on here? aka Natalie

How is she a brainlet?

did you even watch the video? also, who would make such a video in the first place?

whenever i see crispy posted i get really sad
why is she so perfect bros?

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>did you even watch the video?
Yeah I did, and didn't see anything to call her brainlet, that's why I ask, what did you see
>also, who would make such a video in the first place?
Like she said at the start of the video, people wanted her to make a video about Jow Forums, so questioning why she would makes you a brainlet as much as you claim her to be

LMAO screencapping before delete

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I only want Brooke, I would originally not touch any of those girls.

Wow an user corrected his post, such scandal

t. doubleposting branlet

>I don't know how to reply so I'll throw worthless insults instead

Because I'm not fucking retarded
Beta orbiting is the lowest you can get, at least before donating thousands to twitch streamers

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I'm not a pathetic subhuman faggot.

you're posting here, so by most people's judgments you already are

Brooke Brooke Brooke and more Brooke please. Thanks lads.

>Give me one reason why you don't orbit any waifus.
Because I have a girlfriend (though we did once have a threesome with a girl who bore an uncanny resemblance to Eliza).

>he lies on the internet
lmao faggot

Your incredulity is understandable; it's your virgin filter protecting you from things which might drive you to kill yourself.

Using big words doesn't make you a big man, liar.

> thinks threesomes only happen in porn movies these days
Keep on coping, user.

They're just whores that don't reciprocate. If I'm going to waste money on a woman one day, it's going to be an irl prostitute (aka erotic masseuse in craigslist) who will give me sex in return.

Ok liar, you win. You had sex with countless women, some of them even looked like Eliza. This definitely happened.

No, just a few dozen and only 1 looked like Eliza.

>My girl
>Posting on a southern Sudanese robot construction forum
Lmao k

Robots....
> Waaaah! The Norman are invading and they're ruining everything!
> Anyone on this board who claims to have a girlfriend is lying!
> Why doesn't anyone take us seriously!?

That's a good trait, a small frail girl is perfect for cuddling.

You do know where you are right? You're like the dumb Muslim that doesn't understand that no one wants him here, IDGAF about you're achievements, you aren't on of us, therefore we don't want you, it's as simple as that

Too bad you're completely impotent to do anything about it; just like everything else in your life.

Nice projection, I live a happy life and can afford almost anything I want, sorry Stacy can't keep you happy

3D scum aren't waifus

Only correct answer, 3d is pd

Rose is so fucking cute. all the others can neck themselves.I'm a britfag so it increases my hopes of meeting her irl

I don't orbit any, but I want to find a youtube waifu that I can. Can any anons recommend me any channels?

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Why on earth would I worship some random girl who has nothing to do with me, who likely won't ever care?
That's totally meaningless, it'd be more productive to have a 2D waifu even, and that's largely not a positive thing in most cases.

I am not a freaking degenerate

can someone give me a quick rundown on what happened to ashley? last I know is she made some racist video on youtube that someone clipped to fb and it went viral and people in her town started recognizing her

i have more interesting and or productive things to do.
disregard females, acquire interests.

I can only develop feelings for people who I interact with personally.
That's the reason.

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Because I'm not a beta faggot that stalks druggie whores