You wake up to this, what will you tell your parents?

Little did you know that Emaar Properties is an atheist company

anything in or up to three miles around a desert should be bombed to glass
like, it's fucking sand, what's the point

Rude! You wouldn't make love to a cute boy just like because you like them??
Based.

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I wish males could be attractive in rea life
2D is superior once again

Mom, I think I'm finally happy.

Well if you didn't go look for boys in fucking AA and FAT-AA you'd find cute ones.

Pretty sure he was making a 9/11 joke
> *whoosh*

>Mom, Dad... I... I FINALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND HOLY SHIT

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Just go for cute androgynous looking femboys.
Adorable poster.

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Nice one user, great thinking.

>Just go for cute androgynous looking femboys.
Only cute in 2D

im a faggot and should kill myself

>Just go for cute androgynous looking femboys.
>implying any of those don't already attention whore and garner amounts of attention

>whoosh
BACK BACK, GO BACK THERE AND STAY THERE!

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Nuh uh you just don't know what you're talking about.
Have some cute neet with great legs

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You like like a god damn chad

Ive never seen a Chad that looks like fucking that
Maybe stop hanging around gay bars, user

That's not me it's some Swedish neet

OwO where in Sweden?

Asking for a friend..

Stockholm or somewhere around from what I know.
He basically gets lots of neetbux and runs at least an hour a day and spends the rest on /v/ and vr chat I think

not cute, handsome

no i would make love to cute boy to get into his wallet

I don't tell them anything, I spend the rest of my life cuddling and kissing him in bed!

Jew leave the cute boy alone

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I would honestly kill someone if it meant i could get a cute blonde bf like him desu

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"Dad, mom, look, I got a new pet. His name is Max. Sit, Max. Shake. Good boy."

You can, just live in north Europe.

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i live in england and only know english... plus i don't think there'll be many cute blonde boys there for much longer...

I didn't know Benedict Cumberbatch posted on Jow Forums.

Not me again, some gay cuteboy poster from another board that had his face leaked TWICE.

I can't really imagine myself waking up with anyone in bed next to me, or at least not in a romantic setting, so I don't know.
Like, I can't fathom the idea of this happening to me, so I have no idea what to say, y'know?

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>sky high with a mile long
good taste

Mom.dad look, I'm gonna kill this sissy faggot.

don't listen to them
you're very cute
be my boyfriend please

>hair used to be platinum blonde
>Now light brown
Honestly wish it was still blonde. Should I just dye it

ALRIGHT, NOBODY IS LEAVING THIS THREAD UNTIL I GET A SKINNY, LONG-HAIRED BLONDE BF

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Mom, there's a home intruder
Call 911 please

Is swedish easy to learn?

I wouldn't cause I'd go to jail for statutory rape

Why statutory when you can just rape!

Nothing because boys like that only exist in anime and in anime my parents are forever on a business trip if not just randomly nowhere.

< i'd probably tell them this

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my parents are dead. there is only rape.

>this thread again
i would tell my parents nothing and continue to put my peepee in his boibutt

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I wonder why I suddenly put a mirror on the wall why I slept

be my bf owo

Maybe
It's a possibility

He's much cuter in that pic than in official artwork/anime.

How can I change that "maybe" into a "yes"?

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What happens if i say yes?
Hmmm..

Well, that really depends... what do you want to happen?

That wasnt the question silly,..

Um... we become bfs and spend all day every day cuddling, doing wholesome things, and the occasional lewd!

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Aww that sounds nice. I'd actually enjoy that a lot.

It's something that I've really wanted for a really, really long time, user!

well then.. now what?

Where are you from and how old are you, user?

18
West Coast silly

Oh... never mind, then... sorry.

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I wouldn't tell them anything, I would just climb back into bed with him and let him cuddle me!

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Oh shame. Oh well!

Yeah... you're kinda on the other side of the northern hemisphere.

>Reposting with the answer I gave you in your previous post:

That I finally got laid. Even though I am not homosexual.

The question is, what do I tell his parents? Probably something like "I know you are worried about the age difference, but I really believe I can make user happy, at least as happy as he makes me. He is educated, funny, sweet, generous... makes me want to improve as a person as well as I try to do the same for him. Thank you for bringing this angel to the world."

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Where are you in west coast?
NYC?

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NYC is east coast you utter retard. Look at a map.

Im certainly not in NYC in the West coast.. Hahaha

>tfw 3d boys will always have the gross man smell and body hair
this is the only thing keeping me from chasing femboys

I don't. You realize theres those of us who are absolute neat-freaks, right? Hair and odor is disgusting.

which general area of the west coast?

We already had that one, user.

I dunno if I want to say! :V

Is it in this area perhaps?

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Hold on I'm retarded I confused east and west
Don't bully me

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Er.. Umm..

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Nice I think I got close

Now you understand why NAMBLA is a thing. Traps can't be older than 16 so it's illegal anyways.

Yeah absolutely, I'm surprised.

Well it's not really a hard guess since most west coasters live in that area

I suppose. That's fair, it is a pretty large area as is

reddit fag go back

Nice now be my west coast bf...

It's really not that surprising. A lot of gay people live in California.

When is america going to reverse 9/11, or rather 11/9, the middle east, they don't even need to use american soldiers, they can just modify a commercial plane to have the computer guts of some spare drone.

I'll think about it! What do you have to offer!

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>That's not me it's some Swedish neet
I'm so happy the swedes exist...

Nothing probably. Good luck finding anyone worth their salt on this board. Hell, this whole website for that matter.

Uh I'm not a neet and I have a car!

>Honestly wish it was still blonde. Should I just dye it
if you walk around in the sun for long enough then you won't have to, in fact if you jog daily then you'll get a cute twink bod alongside your platinum hair.

Kek it was sarcasm
I do not go there

>Is swedish easy to learn?
a lot of them speak english senpai