2g of carbs but still only 0 calories

>2g of carbs but still only 0 calories

My scooby senses are tingling Jow Forums

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FDA rules that if a food item contains less than 10 calories per serving, it can be labeled as calorie free. It's just marketing bullshit user

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Its the sweetener. Erythritol and other sugar alcohols still are carbohydrates, but your body doesn't metabolize them the same way, so they basically have zero caloric value.

>what is fiber

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I like to mix these two and call it a "Spyro the Dragon". Only about 1g of carbs.

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Literally says erythritol, brainlet

I’ve been eyeing rockstar at the grocery store but I might just end up switching to coffee

Id rather drink windex

Quit with the shitty cringe meme, Dan

same

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*sip*
Yep
*snap*

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i drink water

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>doesn’t even sip

Not gonna make it

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*teleports behind you*
*posts a classic*

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if I need energy I just drink milk

start sipping faggot

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Probably because it still takes more energy to process this, than what you gain from it.

Never. One of my employees (who is only like 36) got heart palpatations from one and ended up in the hospital

>500 mgs of caffeine
what the fuck is your problem?

>500 mg of caffeine
>a lot
Are you a woman?

There were other factors at play, all caffeine does is constrict bloodflow slightly and temporarily. It can push you over the edge if you're borderline, but that's it.

t. Rich Piana

you can get that exact post carved onto your gravestone when your heart gives out any day now

>not drinking excessive amounts of coffee and sniffing ammonia

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>drinking coffee maker coffee

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lmao

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then your employee was a genetic disgrace and deserved it