I'll have 1 non slut feminine bf please

i'll have 1 non slut feminine bf please

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Not into Turks sorry

>non slut
>feminine
god i wish that were me

>non slut
>feminine
Paradox detected

no chaotic bf day 331

I'll have 1 non-slut feminine gf please

Oh wait non-slut grill what an oxymoron

I'm beginning to think Chaotic is the only one in existence

>not a slut
>constantly makes theads asking for bf's

>ywn bust chaotic kneecaps with a sledgehammer and fuck his mouth while slitting his throat
why live

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chaotic is the opposite of a slut
lol

>tfw no pure Christian gf to pray in church with on Christmas day

Are you going to get Fallout 76?

This, originalissimo maximus

>needing a fake God to cope with how shit life is
lmao

probably just will play at my brothers or friends house irl but idk

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Normie chad ree

>doesnt know god is beyond his understanding
Like a goldfish attempting to understand how universe is infinite

play with me instead !

Don't worry, rape, disease, murder, and corruption are all a part of *burp* God's plan. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!

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based rick poster

Do irl people know about all the e-celeb stuff. Also do you treat people the same and cause people to kys irl too

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i do not talk to many people irl by choice i prefer to ignore them if they try to contact me
this morning though i had to call the neighbor farmgirl a mile away and tell her that 4 of her horses were in my front yard

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>tfw wild stray horses interrupt your morning shitposting
the usual

wild wasteland perk

Did you kiss and do lewd stuff with the girl? not the horse

+rep
knows tobey maguire is the best spiderman

well don't leave us hanging what did the girl do

She sucked chaotic's dick and gave him some of that horse pussy before riding off into the morning sunrise on 4 horses at once. The end.