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No fph in the catalog edition
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>I wonder what her pussy tastes and smells like.
Like old warm rancid ranch dressing?
oly shit that lobster claw foot got me !
This little piggy got fired from the PD, got rehired, got into a sexual thing with an inmate, got fired, got rehired by a PD, spat on a McBeetus worker making minimum wage, got fired, got hired by another PD, stole fentanyl from the evidence locker and accidentally an hero'd.
Gents, this is what happens when you stuff your kids with corn and mast them like pigs for the slaughter.
Also, how desperate is hamerican poliss that that keep rehiring this incompetent, raging, useless fat fuck until he died at 35?
Her body looks like a bellend
That's standard procedure with cops OP. Usually they end up in shitty smaller towns. The golden state killer actually got reshuffled to a smaller town after he got caught shop lifting some suspicious items during the height of the search for him in northern California.
The lobster foot is actually pretty cool, everything else makes me feel sick though
Goddamn Nurglites
Fuck off, like you wouldn't look stupid and gross mid-bite through a messy sandwich. This meme is fucking dumb to get reposted so much there's nothing worth hating here.
i did an eye raise and a silent "oh shit" when i got to that foot line
i think the foot is the least offensive at least that one isnt her fault
not my proudest fap
>tfw no pannus gf
why even live
Shoo, shoo plaguebearer.
Are you the ogre in the pic? Your hair is stupid, your tattoos are stupid, your glasses are stupid, the way you eat is stupid. change those things and lose some weight.
mfw I see the foot
Y-you okay bro?
Ugh, just because you're upset about your fucked up lobster foot doesn't mean you need to overeat fatasss
Get your genetics out of my fridge!
Get your genetics out of my fridge!
Get your genetics out of my fridge
Does she have "TACO TITS" tattooed on her fucking hands?
Get your genetics out of my fridge!
Took me a few seconds for me to realize that I wasn't watching the latest hubble pic of a supernova.
>Get your genetics out of my fridge!
Why does someone like this not compensate even a little? If you're that upfront about your problems you know they're problems. Lose some weight and clean yourself properly and maybe a guy will lose with your lobster foot.
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Get your genetics out of my fridge!
Her "recipes" shock even the dirtiest dirty bulker.
get your genetics out of my fridge
Got onions.
I approve.
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>mfw i feel disgusted
>mfw didn't saw the mutant feet yet
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AHHHH I FUCKING HATE FATTIES
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Post more shart in mart pics asking for a friend thanks
Get your genetics out of my fridge you son of a bitch
Push'em back into water! Where's Greenpeace when you need them?
"GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE"
Get your genetics out of my fridge!!
>47123487
Why do people still post these?
Why does anyone reply?
shes so fat shes slowly morphing into a pig. I mean look at that hoof
>one cup of sugar
>one fucking cup of vinegar
>with tons of mayonnaise
jesus fucking christ, this gets me every time
there has to be something different with these peoples fucking tastebuds, someone needs to do studies on this
youtube.com
>quickly gets exhausted from talking
>has to take audible breaths between half sentences
honest question: she looks like she's in pain and misery and will probably die an undignified death sometime in the next decade or so. do you feel anything for (people like) her in that self-inflicted situation?
>that purple foot
I love fat women but this is way too much
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get your genetics out of my fridge!
Get your genetics out of my fridge
Get your genetics out of my fridge!
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
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>durr ultrahyperantilipid hurrr
>wtf is biology durrr megalocanabinoid
>look i can use thesaurus and i am ultralipificationated hurrrrrrr
can someone explain the thermodyanmics of this? how can fatties lose weight so fast?
> I will delete comments suggesting diet or exercise.
Cute.
>47123487
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
When you weigh 330lbs you probably need 5 or 6000 calories a day to maintain. Go to 1500 a day and you have 4500 cal defecit
Nah, that's what I got for a average female at that weight, male is at 2900kcal.
I'm guessing there was a lot of waterweight there as well. IF tends to let you drop quite a lot of waterweight. especially when you start dieting.
Believe or not 300+ pound "people" need an abnormal amount of calories to stay at their current weight. Your bulking calories would lead top weightloss for them.
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damn you people for making me google this.
No. TDEE for a 330lb person is like 3000kcal. For a man. Less for a woman.
tdeecalculator.net
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Shouldn't the doctors be obligated to cut her calories at the hospital, esp if she was in an induced coma for 7 weeks why not put her on a cut. Fmahould be law ig an obese person comes into a hospital they are forbidden to have any outside food or drinks given to them and they can only eat a diet of lean meat no carbs
>There's breasts
That's quite the stretch.
Sometimes I wish I could have that experience of just being a complete unit and then go on a mega cut and watch the weight shed off just to show other fatties how easy it is if you have self awareness and self control
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What the fuck is going on?
I feel like I am taking crazy pills
How are there people posting in FPH who dont know even the basics about TDEE?!
I just got this reply on reddit to my question, screenshot attached.
Can ANYONE please tell me how it is possible for this person to be losing 30lb in a month while eating one meal a day when their TDEE is 3000kcal
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OMAD LEADS TO WATER LOSS YOU FUCKING RETARD
are you happy now?
ahhhhhh
yes I am. thank you.
Are they starting to exercise as well? Also fat people generally have a high sodium intake from all that fat food so they might have a lot of water weight and as soon as the cut the sodium out they piss out water weight
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You're thinking too much about actual weight loss that you haven't taken water weight into account.
Before he could have been eating 500g of carbs and 25g of salt.
Afterwards he could be eating 100g of carbs and 5g of salt.
The amount of water weight he lost will be part of the 30lbs.
Because of this, he will not lose 30lb every month. The water weight has dropped off now, from here on out he'll lose actual weight.
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Jesus christ that guy is a retard, arguing with him right now, he really doesn't seem to get physics at all.
What are the chances it's actually a woman? At least 60:40 i'm guessing.
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She's the only fat person I've genuinely felt sorry for. Just watching this video you can tell how fucking depressed and awkward she is.
Also: [Labored Breathing Intensifies]
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>where is the energy or mass going
Sounds like you're retarded, bro.
The end products of cellular respiration are carbon dioxide and water, which're expelled by breath and urine.
Proteins typically end up as urea, which is also expelled as urine.
I find it hard to imagine what it must feel like being so fat. Like having the flesh of your torso stretching beyond the reach of your arms but still being able to feel it.
Why do all these creatures take such pride in being unattractive? How does that work?
I remember reading a study that found people that regularly consumed a lot of soda and junk food had less sensitive tongues or rated food as less flavoursome than people who didn't.
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>"For whom the bell tolls," blares in the distance while she sits at a buffet, devouring everything in sight
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