Instagram "fitness coaches"

What the fuck is with this new retarded trend? Suddenly every instagram thot who does some retarded smith machine squats is now a "certified" fitness "coach" and they offer their retarded ass programs that people eat up like fucking candy. I know this shit has always existed at gyms with dumbass PTs that don't know shit, but it's so fucking amazing how this seems to have exploded recently. You don't even need to know how to really lift, just do a bunch of stupid machine exercises and after a few months you'll have an ass to die for and you can start "coaching" retards online

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Nothing wrong with making money off of retards, I’ve been thinking about getting my pt cert for a while

Don't be a hypocrite. You know you could be a coach after several months of lifting.

wish i had a company offering the shitty "qualifications" they pay for the nose for, must be a quick way to get minted these days

>Women are using their sexuality for personal gain
In other news, water is wet

But water is not wet.

Dude it's in everything. Women wear nothing but an apron and cook the shittiest "meals" and it's considered educational. Women just found a new way to use their bodies to make money without having to fuck anyone. Twitch thots, insta thots, like I said, women found a way to show off tits and make money on what used to be SFW sites.

Get used to it.

Water is covered in water, it's wet.

This. You can only blame subhumans who give them money.

A water molecule can be wet, but water itself is just the collection of water molecules. The water itself is what makes something wet, therefore can't a body of water be wet.