Why can't I get any pussy, I'm just under 200 pounds benching 300 squat about 400, I don't think I'm going to make it
Tinder and pof
Brandon Garcia
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Ryan Flores
Evan Baker
because youre autistic
stop using tinder by the way
Zachary Ramirez
>always wanted to go to an ICP concert.
Found a real winner, there OP
Hunter Carter
>Hey hey
If you cant get that ugly bitch GG bro
Landon Lee
>because youre autistic
Camden Robinson
>actually conversating on tinder
dude if you dont get the number after you third message its hopeless
Brody Cook
Here's another one I still just don't get it
Michael Clark
God damn that was bad.
Justin Mitchell
i sure as shit hope this is bait, else you are one autistic motherfucker and no fitness will help you get laid
Nathaniel Adams
>tinder
You’ll never make it with the godless whores on there. I found my wife at a conservative Christian Church and she was a virgin - tight as hell. Stay away from the churches that support trannies and like niggers though.
Jason Scott
ICP and vidya, just give up already OP
Owen Gutierrez
Levi James
Julian Adams
Probably cuz your face is ugly, show us ur face OP
Parker Adams
This one was going ok
Michael Morris
Your fuckeng stupid bra
Aiden Bell
Kek moar
Zachary Ward
really fucking thirsty, push-pull strats are really obvious. Are you a pajeet or something?
Brandon Evans
Ive found the best approach is to not discuss sex on tinder. Be a little flirty, but dont put them off by telling them you want to fuck.
That only works for absolute chad male models.
Just meet up and then make a move from there.
Noah Smith
I had about a 20 minute conversation with a girl before i fucked her last night.
Not everything revolves around your experiences
Camden Campbell
no it wasnt, OP these are all terrible maybe if you just act normal instead of like the mental imgae of "chad" that you have in your head you'd be fine
Julian Smith
girls on tinder got 100's of dick-options
what makes you think that YOU are the special one? lmao
William Hall
Hudson Perez
If you're doing this ironically, fucking kek it's actually p funny.
If you're doing this because you genuinely think it'll get you laid, its funny for all the wrong reasons
Zachary Long
I'll fuck yer mum, kid
Gabriel Lopez
LMAO, stop acting like getting a number means he gonna fuck her, a NUMBER means nothing
Cameron Campbell
Honestly OP, I'd just delete Tinder. I had Tinder and has several matches and had some fun times but none of them were exciting or memorable. I guess I just like the chase but I prefer to just cold approach women and it works most of the time since men nowadays just rely on Tinder - so going up to a women IRL is a shock to them which works in your favor. Good luck
Brandon Myers
So painful to read
Ryan Lopez
LOL
Andrew Evans
fucking kek, state of you. texting some single mom with two kids at that
Mason Gomez
Least some1 here isn't a big faggot
Ok brehs what do I say here I just matched a few mins ago
Sebastian Foster
You're ugly
Sorry to break it to you
Jackson Gonzalez
Say this "You are fat, kill yourself"
Nicholas Long
nice b8
Nathan Green
jesus christ POF truly is full of trash HAHHAHAHAHA user get the fuck off there right now and sort your life out.
Tyler Brown
>matching with fat, inked fetal alcohol roastie
what you do is kill yourself my dood
John Green
That’s a really cool tattoo across your fat titties
Jaxson Carter
OP there’s a reason she’s still responding. If a girl is offended/not interested, she just stops responding or blocks you all together. Yet she still tries to argue. You had a chance to turn this around (and maybe you still do).
Tyler Bailey
No1 gave recommendations so I just played it safe
Kayden Price
she's being polite because some people just do that shit
Jacob Wright
>babygorilla0612,28
Justin Flores
>your
The problem is OP is a retard.
Nicholas Robinson
Guys I'm in what now?
Joseph Barnes
she looks like she fucks black guys
Joseph White
You’re a funny guy
Aiden Walker
you sound like a try hard faggot, OP
unsurprising
Brody Miller
That's nothing, my power level is much higher than this I'm holding back
James Edwards
Babygirllara? More like Baby gorilla, am I right? She ugly. :)
Camden Morgan
Lads what's happening!?
Austin Baker
Babygirila or baby gorilla
Justin Sanchez
she meant to say conceited
Connor Rivera
REDPILL: Single mom's dont deserve "someone who is respectful and actually a decent person". They deserve a borderline morbidly obese 40 year old manipulative manchild.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
i think she's cute, but i also like dudes
Colton Long
I mean, she definitely looks like a slamsow
Lincoln James
Baby, let me care for you.
I want to insert my penis inside of your nipples.
You see, I've seen the Japan. The pornographies. I am aware of the possibilities, especially with a mother. For your nipples have successfully lactated therefore they can be primed for premarital sex.
What say you, my thot.
Care for a breast check up?
I'll fill you with cum lumps.
I'll thwomp thwomp your chest bumps.
I'll shit into your gaped asshole. Repeatedly. And you'll be fed. Like my sweet sow Jessica.
And when you must dookie, you will dookie another child. 6lbs. Look at that. You've prolapsed but it is beautiful. Like a flower. Like a resident evil dog.
Gavin Cox
keked so hard bro, thank you
William Parker
yes babay daddy is here to cum cum in your mouth mouth