Jow Forums humor thread,
go go go!
Jow Forums humor thread,
go go go!
your one rep max
>which will never be high enough to drag you out of the deep hole that is failure. No matter what you do: your bullies, chad friends and childhood heroes will always cast a long shadow over your pitiful and shallow gains.
A one plate OH will never make you 16 and in love. A 2 plate bench will never give you the self respect and admiration of your high school peers. A 3 plate squat will never erase the crushing loneliness of day to day life. A 4 plate dead lift will never give you back the years wasted on vidya and porn.
Nostalgia is a disease. Look forward.
>he cute
Lol do people really still care about high school after they graduate? Like unless you were like mercilessly bullied or it was absolute hell for some other reason who gives a shit. Most people aren't the cool popular kids in high school. Get over yourselves.
None of that shit matters.
100% I hated every second of high school and was miserable the whole time.
Other than "yeah dude, high school fuckin sucked" when it comes up in the convo, it never matters in my life. My 20s were great, my 30s are even better.
Peaking in your teen years is absolutely pathetic.
I wonder how many people on Jow Forums would report they're still affected by their high school experience. I'm willing to bet it's a high percentage of people here.
Why are white people so damn awkward round sistas?
Unironically, I'm pretty sure the average white guy rarely interacts with black women in their daily life. White people in general can be awkward around black people, now imagine an older white guy like in the webm and the clash of cultures is pretty big.
>lolno
lost
mirin traps
>My 20s were great, my 30s are even better.
back to the nursin home gramps
how'd he get those hair gains though?
holy fuck I don't have a reaction image appropriate for this
Mogged
I lost my virginity at 15, all my high school peers were legitimately niggers who i didnt care to impress, and the years i wasted on vidya i did with good friends i still speak to 15 years later.
All of those lifts however, give me a sense of self respect that i neglected in favor of those other things all those years ago. Plus it makes my girlfriend gaze at me like a schoolgirl looking at chad and that shit is priceless.
JUST
>picking oddjob
This weirded me out
fusion gone wrong in your house at night
Hej hej Monika
boomer with the monsters in the back
I think it's because they see black people as being a physical embodiment of "black twitter." I teach and all my black students love me because I treat them like everyone else. Then there's those teachers who come in from rural areas or right out of college and use words like "senpai" and dab around the black kids and it's just awkward as fuck.
t. Teacher in an American big city
That boomer who whent with you to high school, posting in kikebook videos doing meme exercises wearing polo shirts, cargo shorts and wearing jewelry
Now post the guy lifting the manlet cop
Kek at the boomer
Lol I imagine the guy as george castanza
CHAD
It's called toppik hence the discoloration
Is this Russian Lord of the Rings?
why is this nigga is barefoot
Based nigga
Haven't been on Jow Forums in a while.
I guess the one rep max meme has died?
god damm
are women ever funny
LOL
Turkish
so its better to be thin while you are alive, that way your joints dont get fucked up and you can slay more demons
lmao high school was literally the fucking worst, being in your 20s is so far superior it's hilarious
Lol. I hate niggers.
t. started puberty at the age of 22
boomer dan died before getting trips
>white
>jew
Pick one
bet you expected DELET responses
kek
It's a sure sign that if you focus only on the brief period of HS you've not moved past that point. For me every year brings new highs (and lows). If you are stuck in the past that's your problem. (yes I'm an oldfag - 39, don't care)
>learn to teach blind people
>find love while working
its that simple
Based
>ywn have a chernobyl gf
Back to r9k Fat Incel larper!
This is pure gold
no
I've once seen a little girl do stand-up and she was legitimitly funny
thing is that grown women take themselves way too seriously, like they don't allow themselves to lose face and so they're always acting above it all even when they're telling a joke
What would an appropriate reaction to this be?
Don't want stds
Smack the monkeys ass
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Still makes me chuckle
What a Jewy face