My resting heart rate is 80. What's the fastest and easiest way to bring that down?

My resting heart rate is 80. What's the fastest and easiest way to bring that down?

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are you fat?

Shoot yourself in the head

No

Nice image. We need to promote white men blowing their loads into gelatin instead of other white women. We already have enough Africans and Middle-Easterners to do the latter for us after all.

gonna give this a try

Become a professional athlete or get 2 or 3 heart attacks

That shit doesn't work. I tried making it (i wouldn't use that shit anyway) and it broke after putting my dick in.

Nice attempt at a humblebrag, Durgesh.

Cardio

Didn't understand a single word you said.

Soak 50g of tobacco in some tea for a while then drink the tea.
That'll bring your heart rate way down.

spbp

50g of tobacco is a lot to soak at one go.

He's implying that you're implying your dick is too huge.

no , never do anything you see in a jpg !

meditate

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cringe

lose some weight and do cardio you fat weirdo...wtf

>i tried making it
>i wouldn't use that shit anyway
>uses it
Based and redpilled

I bet you smoke.

I'm 18
5'7
155 lbs
Don't smoke, drink, or do drugs
I'm shit at cardio and it doesn't improve despite how much I do. and have breathing problems due to allergies

Don't do what's in the picture.

Protip: solidified corn starch becomes sulphuric acid when it comes in contact with dick.

Protip: you’re cringe

Just tried pick related twice. It just cracks and breaks.

This image is old enough to be mowing the lawn newfag

Do you want to make it or not user?

and an internet catfish god

>I'm shit at cardio and it doesn't improve despite how much I do.
lies , apply yourself

Cardio you motherfucker

BASED DURGESH STRIKES AGAIN

Middle Eastern guy here. Yeah u guys should keep blowing loads into gelatin.

If u can't beat em join em

MUH WHITE GENOCIDE get laid nerd