>enter boomer gym in Texas
>BOOT SCOOTIN BOOGIE
Enter boomer gym in Texas
Fag I'm from West texas,we still have horses on the streets, cowboys, and saloons still haven't heard this.
>enter boomer gym in West Virginia
>"COUNTRY ROOOOADDDD"
>"TAKE ME HOOOOOOME"
How do i achieve boomer mode?
>enter Kentucky gym
>CREOLE WILLIAMS
>LIVED DOWN A DIRT ROAD
>MADE HOME MADE WHINE LIKE NO BODY I NOoOoOOO
>HE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK
>HE DRINKS A WHISKEY DRINK
That's Tennessee dumbass
> Said if you want to call me baby
> Just go ahead now
> And if you like to tell me maybe
> Just go ahead now
> And if you want to buy me flowers
> Just go ahead now
> And if you like to talk for hours
> Just go ahead now
>My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
>My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date
>My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe
>Wanna make you mine, better get in line
>5-6-7-8
Hit all my PR's to this song.
In this image I like to think he's not under the covers but rather wearing one of those 80s style giant shoulder sleeveless shirts
I unironically lift to George Strait.
Set PRs to "Does Forth Worth Cross Your Mind"
>tfw no country bf
SWEEEET HOME ALABAMA
You also take slic mexican cock up your purty little cowboy ass on the weekends?
>My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
>My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date
>My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe
>Wanna make you mine, better get in line…
>5
>6
>7
>8
>I’m an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free
>Hell to the N double A - C - P
I dont drink. I dont cuss.
I wanna ride on the front of the bus
IM AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE, HELL TO THE N- DOUBLE A- C-P
I just moved from KY to TX, and I literally hear/heard only metal in the gyms I frequent. However, down here people still go two-stepping.
I wanna eat where the white folks eat
That’s cause I’m white on the bottom o my feet
are u grill
tits or gtfo
>New Jersey boomer gym
>YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING
>GOT YO SELF A GUN
was ac/dc playing?
NOPE
YOU A TWINK?
OH SHIT BOYS. WE FOUND US A FAGGOT. LET'S GIVE 'IM THE OL' MATTHEW SHEPHERD-AROO
Kinda, but too tall.
>tfw not a manlet
>enter boomer Texas gym
>You gotta know when to hold em...
>KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
I'm a Texan but I thought I was alone in this, "I hate everything" fucks
is this the greatest tv intro of all time?
don't mess with texas
>enter boomer gym
>MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN
based and redpilled Texas bro. im a sad sack of shit and always listen to George Strait at the gym.
lets catch some channel cat and fuck on the back of my pick up truck
Alright, I'm game.
How that boypussy looking?
Where'd you live at in KY? I'm about an hour from Lexington
not as good as the wire's
D O M I N A T I N G
I thought this immediately when reading op's post.