Enter boomer gym in Texas

>enter boomer gym in Texas
>BOOT SCOOTIN BOOGIE

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Fag I'm from West texas,we still have horses on the streets, cowboys, and saloons still haven't heard this.

>enter boomer gym in West Virginia
>"COUNTRY ROOOOADDDD"
>"TAKE ME HOOOOOOME"

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How do i achieve boomer mode?

>enter Kentucky gym

>CREOLE WILLIAMS
>LIVED DOWN A DIRT ROAD
>MADE HOME MADE WHINE LIKE NO BODY I NOoOoOOO

>HE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK
>HE DRINKS A WHISKEY DRINK

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That's Tennessee dumbass

> Said if you want to call me baby
> Just go ahead now
> And if you like to tell me maybe
> Just go ahead now
> And if you want to buy me flowers
> Just go ahead now
> And if you like to talk for hours
> Just go ahead now

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>My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
>My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date
>My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe
>Wanna make you mine, better get in line
>5-6-7-8
Hit all my PR's to this song.

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In this image I like to think he's not under the covers but rather wearing one of those 80s style giant shoulder sleeveless shirts

I unironically lift to George Strait.

Set PRs to "Does Forth Worth Cross Your Mind"

>tfw no country bf

SWEEEET HOME ALABAMA

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You also take slic mexican cock up your purty little cowboy ass on the weekends?

>My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
>My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date
>My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe
>Wanna make you mine, better get in line…
>5
>6
>7
>8

>I’m an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free
>Hell to the N double A - C - P

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I dont drink. I dont cuss.
I wanna ride on the front of the bus

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IM AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE, HELL TO THE N- DOUBLE A- C-P

I just moved from KY to TX, and I literally hear/heard only metal in the gyms I frequent. However, down here people still go two-stepping.

I wanna eat where the white folks eat

That’s cause I’m white on the bottom o my feet

are u grill

tits or gtfo

>New Jersey boomer gym
>YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING
>GOT YO SELF A GUN

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was ac/dc playing?

NOPE

YOU A TWINK?

OH SHIT BOYS. WE FOUND US A FAGGOT. LET'S GIVE 'IM THE OL' MATTHEW SHEPHERD-AROO

Kinda, but too tall.
>tfw not a manlet

>enter boomer Texas gym
>You gotta know when to hold em...
>KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM

I'm a Texan but I thought I was alone in this, "I hate everything" fucks

is this the greatest tv intro of all time?

don't mess with texas

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>enter boomer gym
>MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

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based and redpilled Texas bro. im a sad sack of shit and always listen to George Strait at the gym.
lets catch some channel cat and fuck on the back of my pick up truck

Alright, I'm game.

How that boypussy looking?

Where'd you live at in KY? I'm about an hour from Lexington

not as good as the wire's

D O M I N A T I N G

I thought this immediately when reading op's post.