>be me >go to doctors appointment >doctors takes my weight and height >doctor lady: hmm you seem to be overweight by about 15kg >doctor lady: but you dont look it, can you take off your hoodie and raise your shirt for me >doctor lady: ooooh a 6 pack, i dont often get to see that hehe! >me: y-you too >doctor lady: Ok well having too much muscle isn't exactly a good thing either, I would recommend losing about 5kg overall, it will be better for your heart in the long run!
Fucking hell brahs, this is the first time in 6 FUCKING YEARS lifting that I actually got mired this hard, I should probably leave the house more and dress better to show off my gains.
She worries about you user. But don't let her steal your gainz >be me >Random party >It was at a club with pool and that stuff >Most people just danced and shit, no one used the pool except for me and some friends >Took my shirt off, guys say damn, girls are literally lookin up and down on me and smiling all sexy >A little uncomfortable but meh >Get into the pool, I try to push my luck with some big ass black girl in there, I'm doing good >Suddenly I'm fucking freezing so I get out of the pool (for real, my friends said I was all shaky and my lips were purple) >I'm out trying get some warm with a towel on >The autist guy found out the pool and fucking pushed me when he saw me >splash.jpg >I get out and try to chase him, at first a little angry, then laughing. It was a party after all and he was, deep inside, a good lad >Suddenly I hear behind my back a "Damn user, you're fucking ripped" >It's the fucking Staceys and the Chad leading the harem >Chad says "Damn I didn't know you were so buff user" >I'm fucking DYEL what do you mean >Of course, I just laughed it off and mindlessly took a look of the girls asses when they passed through It was a good day
Levi Carter
>med school clinical elective at a Mediterranean island > not wearing shirt and tie because it's fucking 40 degrees > plain black t shirt with white coat on top, front unbuttoned and sleeves rolled up > after rounds getting coffee with the attending > pecs jutting out, attending notices thots gazing over > infection control nurse says "user I just noticed but you have the same eyes as Thor from the movies, just more asian" > "t-thanks" > getting the tray of coffee etc bicep stretches the arm of the white > attending squeezes bicep > "user do you work out" quietly asks > "y-yes" > sit down together and go on like nothing happened
>mom told me my arms have gotten bigger >y-you too
a mire is a mire
Christopher Butler
>doctor >measuring your weight >without making you undress first why are you lying on the internet?
Nathan Russell
This
Isaiah Hernandez
What? She only said to take off my shoes for the weigh in. I think you might have a sexual assault doctor if they make you take off all of your clothes for a weigh in
Michael Turner
It’s a clinic checkup not medication dose weighing you dumb nigger >t. Actual doctor
Xavier Jenkins
all you need are the first two points. No doctor is going to waste their time weighing you, thats nurses work.
Matthew Green
Try going to a pool party and having the best physique by far. I absolutely mogged everyone their. All the women were receptive. Top feel lads. Even got a date out of it
Like I honestly don't know how to respond to stuff like this, and compliments. So it always goes like that, literally.
Am I doing it wrong?
Wyatt Kelly
>wearing shorts >go to Bloomingdales, to get a new pair of jeans >black qt attendant keeps complimenting my thighs
Dylan Brown
Doctors are all baindead as hell
Zachary Harris
I don't even know where to start with this entire post.
James Martin
>>talking to qt3.14 latina girl haven't seen in a while >>She says I look taller >>Wat >>Casually flex arms while picking up drink >>See her eyes widen and mouth open
We smashing tomorrow night. Fuck I pretty much look dyel foreign girls have low standards
Aiden Young
Hard shitpost
Nicholas Ramirez
Stop lying faggot
Lucas Cruz
You're a doctor?
Lincoln Jackson
honestly that's something I've dreamed about user. i already have a qt gf but mogging everyone at a pool party is something i long for. next summer for sure.
>be me >bartender >dinner rush making drinks like crazy >shaking martinis in both hands looking like i'm jacking off 3 foot cocks >older (65ish) alcoholic lady says "look at those arms! can you shake your butt as well as you do those drinks? you've been working out" >"hehe y-yeah wii tennis does that for you" >tfw every time i look around the restaurant i find a female trying to catch my gaze slowly making it, lads. feels good.
>be me >today >just finished a chest/upper body session >head to grocery store with sister >wearing training shorts/tank top >my pump is looking good and body has a little glistening sweat >buying veggies/fruits/etc.. >sister asks me if these two girls know me >nowhy?.jpg >well they keep starring at you >look up and see two roasties eyeing me down >feelsgoodbruh >continue shopping with sister for health food gainz We're gonna make it bruhs.
>Recently broke up with long-term GF >Women that I know have suddenly become much more friendly to me and much more obvious when checking me out Were they holding back their mires this entire time because I was taken?
David Sanders
>past weekend >Friend's birthday pool party >There's a bunch of bugs and leaves in the pool >Be a good friend and clean it out with the scoop net >Friend snaps a photo of me in the act >Chest and delts looking fucking thick and juice >Post it to Facebook >Out at the bar last night >Friend spills her spaghetti all over me throwing out compliments over my >All in front of her boyfriend that is obese >Mfw I've got a girlfriend that has me exclusively to herself
Well...playing devil's advocate here but if you already knew them pre-breakup and they know you're single then they're prob gonna be more obvious about checking you out. So probably, yes, they were holding back. But also: you've probably been getting mired the entire time, brah. You just unconsciously take more notice of it because you're single now.
>mom told me my dick have gotten bigger >y-you too
a mire is a mire
Brody Hernandez
>lose a ton of weight >lifting heavy for a few months, noob gains but still DYEL faggot >older asian lady, but attractive, notices and compliments me says I lost a lot of weight and got fit >she is clearly eye balling me up and down >does this every time I see her now >almost makes me uncomfortable but still pretty great to be mired like that
>be with friends at pool >oldest buddy tells me I look like I’m bulking up >says I look more confident and I carry myself well now >his gf says “omg yes, you look great, it looks like you’ve done a lot of work, I wish [buddy user] would” >t-thanks >several other of the girls begin to play around with me in the water, trying to “dunk” me or brushing their bikini tits up against me >play a successful 10-15 games of chicken with qt, get semi from her soft legs squeezing my neck >we all leave continue on to meet up with friends later >they want to play a drinking game >buddy from earlier goes too hard too fast, passes out >his gf starts hanging all over me, she’s piss drunk >Give her the ol piss slip, run out to balcony, pee off ledge, lol with smoke bro >random girl comes out while I’m pissing, and myself being intoxicated, I say “oh shit the next person who came through that door was supposed to give me a blowjob” >she says ew >lol can’t win em all >go lay on couch as party is winding down >immediately sleep >wake up sharing couch & blanket with thot who has taken her shorts off >smells like hungover slut in here >get up, leave
>be me >hanging out with some friends (one guy and a girl) >at some point guy mentions he wants to start working out >I say "you should start coming to the gym with me. I'm there quite a bit." >girl says "user, it's obvious you're there quite a bit."
After my divorce pretty much every single woman in my friend group more or less threw themselves at me. I think it's a combination of them holding back while there was a female that "owned" me, plus the female inclination for "Ooh, poor user, you're hurting. Here, let me fix you." Also I learned later that my ex wife really talked up my sexual performance with her friends while we were married. I guess I can thank the bitch for that.
Are you me? I’m basically in the same boat, except I’m still happily married. >random thots add all of my social media >friends of wife blatantly stare at my crotch and ass >turns out she’s bragged excessively about my dick/sex >tfw we’ve just had the same or similar sex for 3 years >apparently she told her best friend that my peenus weenus is girthy as fuck >I think it’s average >catch her friend wearing low cut shit and bending over in front of me all the time >In group conversation it always leads to sex and people asking me a million questions >tfw wife made my dick sound 10x more amazing than it really is I think it’s her tactic to see which of our friends is sexually attracted to me so she can either mog on them or eliminate them from the friend group. Last summer a girl explicitly professed to her bf that she had a “mini-crush” on me and it made it back to us, and we’ve neither seen or heard from that couple again
Grayson Morris
>decide to bulk to 200 >get comments all the time if I'm working out and/or how big I am >working out for 4 years and wasn't scrawny to begin with
God damn it. Feels back handed just a bit.
Isaac Perez
>think it’s her tactic to see which of our friends is sexually attracted to me so she can either mog on them or eliminate them from the friend group. Ever see two female dogs fight? It usually only ends when one's dead. This is what your wife is doing.
>playing ball with med class bros >skins vs shirts, im skins >qt3.14 from my year joins, we all introduce ourselves >say my name >she giggles and says "ohhh, youre xxxx, the one everyone talks about" brehs im not used to this. all of this work was worth that single moment
Nolan White
I’m so proud of you :’^)
Josiah Price
>she giggles and says "ohhh, youre xxxx, the autist everyone talks about"
Robert King
>move to new apt >start going to pool for that dere cardio around 3 pm in the afternoon 3 days a week after my workout >pretty punctual so i keep the schedule well >this becomes important later >one day there's a girl in a bikini tanning her backside >she looks my way a couple times, smiles, but i don't engage >still swim on my own usually, but start noticing girls showing up, either after i do or right before i go down there >soon, i'm starting to run into random thots down there almost every time i go for a swim >realize that these bitches have figured out when i'm going for a swim, they can see me down here from their apt windows >almost every time i go to swim, a thot or two will show up to "tan" while looking at me swim >not a word passes, i don't say anything to any of them >several have tried to get my attention (one laughing randomly for no reason while i'm nearby, trying to get me to ask her what's funny).
this has been going on for two months now.
Brayden Wood
>This isn't an autistic delusion
Caleb Nelson
So did you get the black girl with the big butt to suck on your peepee?
Gabriel Campbell
You’ve told this story before.
Brayden Roberts
>Visible confusion on his face >He keeps going for undressing her cause it's their fucking job >She keeps licking his shit Kek
Isaac Hughes
Its shopped lol
Carson Miller
>your mom told me my dick have gotten bigger >y-you too
lads got one of my first semi mires today >be me move to america get pretty big eat taco bell like a fucking addict >eat it everyday for lunch >balloon up to obese >get strongfat cause sick of being a weak pussy >move out of US >fuck this taco bell not available gonna get slim loose an shit ton of weight >start doing ab exercises cause after being fat ive always wanted abs >today after a workout about to go for a swim walk past some kids with my 4 pac showing cause pump >walk back past see kinds seeing if they have abs to >Feels good lads obviously dont get many mires lads
Think I had my first ever mire story. Went into a shop and I was getting some chocolates and shit for my uncles. Saw this muslim chick giving me looks. Wearing a tight shirt showing off my biceps. I'm still DYEL tho.
Jacob Ramirez
Not him. But I am. And he's right.
Adam Barnes
Sauce b0ss
John Jones
just say "hi" while smiling and then go straight to swim push and pull game
Connor Turner
>xxxx Is it pronounced Zyzz?
Lucas Jenkins
>be me, former fat fuck not just a fuck >be at work >Israeli co-worker, you're looking so good as she grabs my hand and kisses my cheek. Her husband also compliments my now smaller stomach area. >Same day, old man, walks up to me, still co worker >You've lost weight and I'm telling you that you have. It's noticeable. Keep it up >Tall beefy gay co worker, sizes me up and down, fuck user, I know you said you were fasting but you're looking so good >Another co worker, female, hey user, I don't know how you do this fasting thing >All I want is beautiful but chubby ex to tell me I'm looking sexy as fuck >y-you too ever single time
William Gutierrez
>be me a couple years ago >just bulked up to 85kg after my walkaround being a hungry skeleton at 65kg, I think i grew like a foot though so gains were mitigated >been training really hard and want a night off >decide to play vidya and drink with some friends on skype >oh shit I don't have any weed >phone local thot who normally has parties around this time of the month/week (lol) >ask if she's having a party >she is audibly confused "uh.... yeah what's up?" >"is anyone selling weed there?" >she immediately realised i'm not asking for an invite and just want to buy some weed so she says sure come round etc >I show up and fucking everyone is on pills >the house is 2 stories tall and has a converted attic which is huge >looking for stoner bros to buy from when the chick i spoke to on the phone (honestly barely know her) hugs me and keeps staring at me and tells me I can stay for the party >don't want to sound like a perma-autist so tell her I have another one I've got to go to and i'm just scoring some weed >go upstairs looking for stonerbro, random chicks on pills and a couple of guys i haven't seen since i was a skelly are walking up to me, saying I got huge and feeling my arms >starts to feel a little bit weird being the only one not on MDMA so I buy the weed and bail >go home and play arma
it was a weird night lads
Andrew Butler
fuck her
Adam Reed
>go home and play arma i like you sempai
Robert Hall
I wish this shit happened to me
Broke up with my almos 2 year gf and I haven't had a single mire since, except for a female friend that I saw a couple months ago and the first thing she said was "wow user you're fucking huge" while she grabbed my arm
Wyatt Wood
Yeah, I got herpes. Guess I should have led with that.
Ian Allen
That's a weird way to spell user
Brayden Jenkins
Nah, she was too prude for that. Fucking pathetic Jow Forums boy
Anthony Gray
>go on tinder date >be attractive and charming >acquire gf
I guess these threads are more for the beginner guys. But on that note noobies, once you make it you can kinda use your powers for good instead of degenerate endless slutting around.
My number is 85ish and I only bother with women that are delightful and pretty.
Nathaniel Watson
>talking to a man about your depression, anxiety, and health issues
U gay bro?
Brandon Long
That's a shame. Did she at least let you touch her butt?
Christian Anderson
Kys
Owen Sanders
Yeah. I fucking love chocolate god damn
Adam King
Went in to get a smoothie on two different days by two different girls and they both had smilies next to my name I take that as a mire.
>About to bench at my gym >Bringing the plates, cute girl keeps looking at me >From her position, at the entrance of the gym, she looks like she's waiting for someone here >I was wearing a sleeveless shirt though it wasn't all that flattering >She keeps looking at me as I load up the bench >I eventually try to overcome the autismo and say "Hey", don't wanna try too hard >She giggles but doesn't say anything, whatever >Keeps staring during warmup sets >Turns to look at the other side before my working set, guess she's uncomfortable or something >Alright if she keeps this up i'll ask for her number >Staring at me again for my top set >Ok im hyped i'll ask her, she seems interested >Some guy grabs her by the hip, probably her boyfriend by the looks of it. Dyel obviously
Oh well. She was just my type thou, shorter hair and fairly tall, prob 5' 9
Julian Morales
she was laughing at you
Jason Long
Honestly even if it's from my mom, I still appreciate the mire.
Ian Evans
...thats a nigger
Xavier White
I considered that but I wouldn't know why, barely gave her the attention she craved
Xavier Collins
>Based homo-erectus fucker >Catches the herp Pottery
Brandon Evans
>been lifting for 6 months >was always a twig >home for summer >getting drink w dad >see old family friend >wow user, you used to look just like your dad but now you're jacked! >t-thanks Did I mog my dad?
Owen Nguyen
>Newfag
Jaxson Turner
>hmm you seem to be overweight by about 15kg >ooooh a 6 pack doesn't add up
Joseph Rodriguez
Literally when ever I go outside I get mired. I'm a white 6'5 lankster with curly hair, green eyes and a god tier frame although I'm dyel girls eye fuck me all the time. Feelsgood to not be subhuman.
Christian Peterson
High quality shitpost
Landon Murphy
these fatasses only know how to measure bmi and don't take fat free masss into account
Hunter Rivera
Oh I know what happened now, she may have thought I was lifting to impress her
Women are retarded like that
So she was initially interested but when I started lifting next to her, she thought it was funny
Charles Butler
>My number is 85ish and I only bother with women that are delightful and pretty. lol
Henry Allen
>solid
Elijah Butler
>barely gave her the attention she craved >the attention she craved
>you remember the exact situation and tell it on Jow Forums to talk about the attention you got from her
haha yeah you totally showed her dude
LEL
Gabriel Myers
>this
Cooper Perry
>told my therapist I had an issue with binge eating >she said I was in great shape and didn't look like I had any issues >I'm actually 30lbs over my target weight
