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>user don't be an ass, at least they're ''''trying''''
/FPH/ fathlete edition
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>smallfats
Ummm no sweetie
Oh God, that horrifying pig foot.
>that purple foot desperately fighting for any kind of circulation
wtf the foot?!
this one always fucking gets me
what the fuck was she thinking
Decided to bite the bullet and check the "thin privilege" tag on Tumblr
>filename
You can do a marathon, but doesn't mean you can run it well
I just noticed.
Oh my...
Enough for now
I guarantee the only aspect of this story being true is that she was too fat to fit in a voting booth
>parody
Wtf, why would someone post this? Who would possibly believe them?
Sometimes I wonder if you fuckers just make them up yourselves.
instagram.com/bopo.vet.girl/
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ITS REAL
AHAHAHHEHEHEEHHEHE
>thin is privilege is
>too fat to fit in booth
i spat out my beer holy fuckin kek
>they dont want to lose this power over fat people
the power of stairs
Isn't she the paedophile who molested her sister?
it looks like she's trying to eat her own foot
Brehs
uncanny
I'd hit it right in the pussy.
there are fatties who say they can "run a marathon" and take literally 12 hours to finish (literally just a notch above normal walking pace for most people). search Ragen Chastain for some lulzy fatso delusion.
her gut looks like a bellend
>Big Fat
>Fabulous Life
Is that how that works?
pls stop i dont like seeing this ugly jew pig
I think she was a teen or something and fingered her younger sister. Not sure if pedo but definitely a molester
>"I don't understand this, so I'm pissed off!"
thats pedo retard fuck off with your retarded hebe-shill shit
It's 'fabulous' because she gets to 'enjoy' her life through food. Reminds me of my sister, she keeps asking why I keep eating chicken thighs all the time instead of enjoying my life eating better. I cook my thighs sous vide with plenty of different spices and/or marinades then fry it or broiled it to get a nice crust. I gave her some and she was too lazy to do either and just microwaved it and somehow thinks I eat shit food all the time. She also has the audacity to call herself a 'foodie' while microwaving something that should have been fried or broiled. Forgive the rant, I'm pretty fucking mad.
Was the younger sister that young and she that old? I just assumed it was like 11 and 14 or something
oh nigga, i thought u were going towards saying it was hebe like the other dumbasses
yeah i think you're right
well, she cant see her feet. and i guess she reached a level of being fat, where she does not even check anything else besides her facial expression on pictures. impressive.
>tumblrites don't realize that school affiliated athletes usually have stricter requirements regarding grades to even play
I remember we lost a couple of dudes during my years playing HS football due to stuff like this. It was nice because it weeded out retards but stunk because those dudes were good.
>My Big Fat Fabulous Life aired in 2014
Has she made an significant weight loss? Is she purposefully staying fat to milk out more seasons?
Is this the "all white people are racist; PayPal.me" lady?
>average guy
>5'10'', 200lbs
wtf?
People are fat if you haven’t noticed especially as you get older. Not everyone is 21 still even though that’s the demographic on Jow Forums
Regardless of age, a male at 5'10'', depending on frame, should be around 160 lbs.
Once you're past 300 lbs anything lower appears "thin". They have no frame of reference.
See, I could understand if the dentist was being an asshole and saying something like "No eating for two hours, ok! Do you think you can do that? Two full hours? 120 minutes? A full 7200 seconds without jamming something into your mouth?"
But no, her problem is "Why can't I eat food on the other side of my mouth?!?! This is fascism!"
Oh great, now they're being fat in FOUR DIMENSIONS!
Surprise twist: The jock was a Russian agent...
she lives in my city XD
What actually happened:
>Jupiter tries to vote
>Can't fit in booth
>Tries to squeeze inside with the old ladies help.
>Ends up falling and knocking over all the booths.
>Crushes chad in the process with his last words being.
>"I don't understand this"
>Old lady tells her to try another voting place that accommodates extraterrestrial bodies.
>Oh great, now they're being fat in FOUR DIMENSIONS!
My fuckin sides
Ugh she's morphing into a pig. Disgusting.
What the fuck is this about anyway? Does this fatso just go to dental procedures with her friends to examine down the exact word what the dentist tells them? Who the fuck does that? Right, nobody, because this is made up.
CANNOT UNSEE
>Oh great, now they're being fat in FOUR DIMENSIONS!
Criminally underrated post
Glorious downie. What a hero.
This picture sounds like the fat kid on the cleveland show
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Massive fatty triggering happening tomorrow!!!
Her profile picture
Did she finish? The video doesn't show if she finished or quit.
this show looks incredibly stupid but if fatties are getting mad about it I guess it's got that going for it
Feels like Heathers or Mean Girls. Gotta watch. No homo.
It took her 2 hours and 34 minutes to walk 3.1 miles. What's funny is that her dad didn't even let her finish before him. She's last place in all categories.
Even when I was at my fattest, I still walked 5k everyday. It only took me an hour.
Is that rippletits in the front?
>rippletits
Who? It is a tub full of sumo rejects. Imagine the smell, tand there will be no water left when they get out. And what is in there will be 15% cuntjuice, 50% piss and 20% cum.
based
Jesus fucking christ
If I ever can’t walk 3 miles just kill me
My 80 year old grandpa who just had open heart surgery could probably walk 3 miles
Classic.
Reminder never to get fat. Your own urine will burn you.
Never met a fat person who was smarter than me. Most fat people have low iqs
>too fat to fit in the booth, shouldn’t be allowed to vote
Why aren’t we already doing this?
>Even fatties charge the fat tax
I was linked a rather extensive study once, Tried to google it quick but nope and seems to not be in myh history, anyway, it seems that fat rots the brain, literally. Something about the very fine veins in your grey matter not getting enough nurtrients when everything is coated in grease and plaque, and deficient diets in general are of no help, and so they lose iq points.
I read it and went, "oh makes sense really".
underrated kek
>Who?
Are you for real?
>instagram.com/bopo.vet.girl/
WHAT THE FUCK
omg why did you link that
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind/10
>I'm on the treadmill for 3 hours every day
Jesus that triggers my claustrophobia
Lena put fish gravel in her infant sister's vagina. They were very young, but she wasn't too young to know it was weird
Oh god, those gloves are nowhere near long enough for this purpose. That lady is dedicated.
>have to pass out some fliers today in the heat
>fat coworker also has to
>later we meet up and she's talking how she had to walk around
>"how long did you walk?" (I know the distances all around the area because I jog there a lot)
>"probably about 4 miles"
Yeah, cunt. Despite the fact that I know that's about .75miles, it's pretty cool how you walked 4 miles in 30 minutes
Wow, for some tumblr whale to make fun of Asian accents at the end there. Do as I say and not as I do, eh? Once again shows that fats are terrible people
>Sexplace
>Sextotal
Why is it so lewd?
This. My mother actually works as a nurse and had to request they buy longer gloves for handling fatties, and apparently the company they order stuff from doesn't sell long gloves. They actually had to order them from a veterinary retailer.