Tfw I made it

How did I do it?
Semen retention.

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>retain semen
>body involuntarily expels it from your body because it isn't supposed to be retained
>delude yourself into thinking you achieved something by doing literally nothing

nice try, satan
>did nofap for 3 months
>didn't get a single emission
fuck you

Define 'made it' in your case

>Father of Lies
>lies
Imagine my shawk

low test

Yes mate, what do you really achieve doing that?

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What the fuck are you even trying to say? Semen retention what about it.

based and satanic

You’re a low test faggot

>decide to no fap
>do well for over 2 weeks
>I get hornier by the day
>shits unbearable, popping random boners
>end up giving in and fapping
>bust nut on my computer desk
>instant regret as I've lost gains
>decide I can eat my jizz to put it back
>start licking it up when mom walks in
>she sees me licking the cum up whilst the trap porn is still on my monitor

I've avoided her for the last week

this happened

Kek'd hard m8

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plz be real

Checked and yes unfortunately it is

Holy fuck quads say it's true

get me in the screen shot

Eventually you’ll have wet dreams and your body will get rid of it on it’s own. Orgasms from wet dreams feel a million times better than fapping, so I’m not relapsing anytime soon.

>be me
>jerk off
>orgasm
>hold the cum in
Have I made it? Am I fucking myself up everytime I do this?
Plz help

>Break up with gf
>used to having sex >3 times a week + the occasional fap
>Decide fuck it only realise now is deep in puss

>not even 10 days in
>can't look at women without imagine banging them
>all my fetishes from the internet screaming in my brain
>so much aggression, confidence and energy
wew

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