What kind of haircut should a Jow Forums man get?

It was in the 80s

Why?

I'm a ginger and Belgian

Sure it was

Just so you guys know, this dude is super mega gay, and he dresses the way he does to impress gay men and not women. If you are impressed by this guy and want to emulate his style or aesthetic, know that you are taking the gay pill.

A buzzcut with a fade and some stubble is what works for me. Learned how to to cut my hair so now its free with low maintenance.

Get the hairstyle that suits your face.

If you're hetero, buzz it or keep it some sort of short.
If you wanna stick your peepee in a man's butt, buzz it.
If you want a man to stick his peepee in your butt, get an undercut. That way, the tops will all know you're a cock-hungry cum slut ready for dick and you know how to get your boipussy squeaky clean.

trying to learn how to cut it myself too brah. seems worth it so you can keep it neat all the time

how can you fade yourself??

It's not that simple. Different haircuts work for different types of hair, different face and head shapes, different hairlines, etc. One guy could look really good with long hair and shitty with a crew cut, or vice versa.

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Buzz cut 1/4” all around. Easy to do yourself and looks rugged. Anything else is trying too hard.

He's right. The only people I ever see with the hitler youth haircut are shitskins. Doesn't matter if it's America or Europe, that haircut is the calling card of indians, spics, pakis, arabs, etc.

Depends on the man.
Gay: A fade. How high it goes and how long the top is depends on your face.
Straight: No haircut. Ever.

t. N*rdoid with a receding hairline

I shave my head with a razor because I'm balding. Looks great actually on me but I hate that I only have one option

buzzing your hair is basically just slowly scrubbing your whole scalp with the clippers, in about 6 different directions so you won't miss any hairs. super easy, takes about 10 minutes first couple times.

lel, keep coping. The highest rates of balding are among middle easterners and south asians.

I'm a ginger, so this paki shit doesn't even apply to me

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Why do you have a nonwhite haircut? Are you going to perm your hair so you can have an afro next?

I usually see blonde basedboys with glasses who has this haircut.

how is his nonwhite?

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Times change, grandpa. As previously stated, that's the calling card of browns now.

>aesthetic chad
>he’s gay
Why is this

seems like tidying up the hairline/neckline evenly is the hardest thing

Nice source faggot. Most surveys indicate that western Europeans have the highest balding rate on Earth.

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go look at the alt-right masterrace rallies and for bonus points tell all the ones you see with it that it is only for brown people now

Every guy has short hair
Be better

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gotta buzz everything tight enough to look like a neonazi.

Pic related.

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How often do you get a haircut? I really only go every 4+ months and never any one place consistently. I cannot for the life of me find a good barber. When I had long hair it was easy to go to a stylist and get it done but after cutting it short I just can't seem to find someone who can get it right

lmao. yeah, but long hair is pretty much for man buns now. Plus, a young Brad Pitt is a universe away from most of us in terms of attractiveness.

Listen here you fucking retard he is clearly talking about Arabs and people in London and he's right

My hair cut is 2mm on top/ 1mm on sides. So i lightly lift the clippers for a transition. Sucked at first, got better with practice.

>The taller the face and the longer the forehead - usually a high and tight cut is the best choice.
huh I thought it would be the opposite. A long forehead looks better with a short top.

Probably this.

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>all this hate against honorary aryans arabros
you just got (((tricked)))

That's a wig. He looks like shit with long hair irl

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Nobody is honorary aryan.

Buzzcut or Bald

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Top fucking kek m8, it takes a very good barber to do a decent fade, I know as my friend is a barber. There is no way you are fading yourself.

Post pics

What does Jow Forums think of mohawk's? I have one and pretty long hair,i just tie it and think it looks really good,i think having a big head helps not making it look weird.

That's medium lenght retard he is godlike with full long hair.

>Brad pitt
>Looking like shit

Brad Pitt could have a mound of shit in place of his hair and still look more attractive than 90% of males

Sure faggot

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>Most military style haircuts are both functional and looks good.

You're either a boot or a lifer and in either case you should kill yourself for this opinion.

That's cause he's old in that pic. He had the best hair in troy

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based

This makes me gay desu.