What are some Jow Forums drinks? For me its vodka tonic. Clean, low calories, gets you decently drunk, and you start hydrated while getting drunk simultaneously. Negatives I kind of feel like a homo ordering them.
What are some Jow Forums drinks? For me its vodka tonic. Clean, low calories, gets you decently drunk...
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Fuck off alcholic Jew shill
Mojitos
tonic has calories
you want a vodka soda
my drink of choice is whiskey and water.
>low calories
>tonic
Your an idiot bruh
Vodka/Gin/Blanco Tequila and ice
This mostly.
I use cheapest vodka I can find, tastes the same to me and fuck it. I drink to get buzzed. Not look like a pretentious douche.
2 shots of whiskey on ice
no ice if it's cold outside
cachaça, always
I only drink once a month because I enjoy making gains
A Salty dog is my go to club drink. Vodka with grapefruit juice (actual stuff, not the sugary bs) and with a salt rim. It is pink so if you are not into that meh.
Get an alcohol vape kit. Be that guy who gets drunk in a single hit.
This or a good margarita
Don't worry, gays drink vodka lima soda
?? No this is LIGHT, I can drink as many as I want...
Alcohol is not /fit. I thought your pic was gonna be lemons in water, but no. You just had to mess up your blood and brain.
everything in moderation, alcohol is fun
this is bait.
>vodka
>low calorie
Any old fashioned cocktail is good, everything else is for fags. You might as well drink it straight instead of ordering a fruityass homo drink
Scotch and whisky in general
Manly drink, low calories, every place has it, doubles as a hobby
Uhhh tonic is super high sugar
It's either a few Gusinesses if i'm in the pub, or G&Ts if i'm at a party/bar
>Ethanol
>7cal/gram, 70cal/shot of vodka
>Low calorie
>Tonic water
>Low calorie
It's fine to enjoy a drink, but let's not pretend any of this is anywhere close to healthy.
I once ordered a Cosmopolitan and I just got props for it. Its only beta if you actually is a beta.
Salty dogs are the best, they are easy to make and taste amazing
Gin and slimline tonic/bitter lemon
No hangover and much cleaner than beer
This
Whiskey, no pussy shit and fuck calories, already retarded enough to drink might as well not be a homo about it
>gin and tonic
>jack/crown/rum and diet coke
>campari spritz
>a good scotch
>mojito
>ginger beer and rum
don't drink as much anymore but these are the ones i mostly go far depending on what i'm in the mood for