What are some Jow Forums drinks? For me its vodka tonic. Clean, low calories, gets you decently drunk...

What are some Jow Forums drinks? For me its vodka tonic. Clean, low calories, gets you decently drunk, and you start hydrated while getting drunk simultaneously. Negatives I kind of feel like a homo ordering them.

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Fuck off alcholic Jew shill

Mojitos

tonic has calories
you want a vodka soda

my drink of choice is whiskey and water.

>low calories
>tonic
Your an idiot bruh

Vodka/Gin/Blanco Tequila and ice

This mostly.
I use cheapest vodka I can find, tastes the same to me and fuck it. I drink to get buzzed. Not look like a pretentious douche.

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2 shots of whiskey on ice

no ice if it's cold outside

cachaça, always

I only drink once a month because I enjoy making gains

A Salty dog is my go to club drink. Vodka with grapefruit juice (actual stuff, not the sugary bs) and with a salt rim. It is pink so if you are not into that meh.

Get an alcohol vape kit. Be that guy who gets drunk in a single hit.

This or a good margarita

Don't worry, gays drink vodka lima soda

?? No this is LIGHT, I can drink as many as I want...

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Alcohol is not /fit. I thought your pic was gonna be lemons in water, but no. You just had to mess up your blood and brain.

everything in moderation, alcohol is fun

this is bait.
>vodka
>low calorie

Any old fashioned cocktail is good, everything else is for fags. You might as well drink it straight instead of ordering a fruityass homo drink

Scotch and whisky in general

Manly drink, low calories, every place has it, doubles as a hobby

Uhhh tonic is super high sugar

It's either a few Gusinesses if i'm in the pub, or G&Ts if i'm at a party/bar

>Ethanol
>7cal/gram, 70cal/shot of vodka
>Low calorie
>Tonic water
>Low calorie

It's fine to enjoy a drink, but let's not pretend any of this is anywhere close to healthy.

I once ordered a Cosmopolitan and I just got props for it. Its only beta if you actually is a beta.

Salty dogs are the best, they are easy to make and taste amazing

Gin and slimline tonic/bitter lemon
No hangover and much cleaner than beer

This

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Whiskey, no pussy shit and fuck calories, already retarded enough to drink might as well not be a homo about it

>gin and tonic
>jack/crown/rum and diet coke
>campari spritz
>a good scotch
>mojito
>ginger beer and rum

don't drink as much anymore but these are the ones i mostly go far depending on what i'm in the mood for