>you're...bulking??
You're...bulking??
David Foster
Daniel Taylor
No, bulking is for retards and fat people, I just eat a slight caloric surplus to build muscle and not get fat like half of Jow Forums doc.
Colton Brooks
>you've been taking the... boraxpill? user you can not be eating borax!
Bentley Kelly
>eat a slight caloric surplus to build muscle
that sounds like bulking
Anthony Sanchez
Haha well keked good sir
Brandon Green
>a...gallon every day??
Kayden Campbell
this
imagine paying 4 dollars a fucking day for a gallon of milk. that's fuckin 120 dollars for milk a month.
Lincoln Cooper
yes but on the world's smallest caloric surplus
Cooper Cooper
>" user, from what we can tell you taped yourself as you drank 4 large McDonald's milkshakes, consumede 20 tablespoons of creatine, and 20 tablespoons of salt.
>"You texted your friend that you were on 'natty diabol' and said you were 'bloatmaxxing' right before you got on the bus to meet him at the gym. You collapsed on the bus and lost conciousness."
>"user, you had a heart attack, w-were you trying to kill yourself?"
>"We found 4,800 images and videos of a terminally obese Greek man on your phone. Is he abusing you? Is that why you self harm?"
Nolan Stewart
>A squat plug!?
Aiden Campbell
It's a big time commitment it's a big money commitment
Luke King
anyone else keep getting accused of steroid abuse when they visit their doctor?
The last 4 times i went to the doctor I was accused
Joseph Wright
A negress doctor?!
Isaac Fisher
yeah and you look like shit in the end of your "commitment"
you can save your health, money and other shit by just not doing GOMAD
Gabriel Peterson
>I'll schedule an X-ray immediately sir. Which large bone did you want me to examine?
Anthony Wood
What third world shithole are you in? $1.50 to $2 for a gallon here in Freedomland, where the gains are abundant and cheap.
Noah Ramirez
Respecc the bloatlord, fucking DoYouEvenLift
Luis Wood
LMAOO
Elijah Myers
>Y-You don't do ANY cardio?
Ryan Ortiz
>$4
Michael Phillips
I like to believe there is some older AA grandma who browses one of these boards.
Adrian Perez
You eat 20 eggs a day?!?!?
Charles Hall
>manlet pit is that way
Angel Perez
who let you out, doc?
Mason Campbell
do my uppercuts, would you rather have the ability to do 30 situps in a row or have the ability to lift a fucking Atlas stone?
Grayson Williams
That's what bulking is retard.
Jace Butler
>you should definitely eat three meals a day. only one is unhealthy!
Kevin Cooper
HOW many scoops??!
Ryan Edwards
>you train arms for...how many hours?
Isaac Butler
>Dry.... fasting...
>user.. I...
Jonathan Garcia
Yeah, and designated shitting street is that way
Alexander Gutierrez
kek
Jose Diaz
Of all the critiques about GOMAD, cost isn't one of them. $4 for 2,400 calories and 128 grams of protein is a pretty good deal. Also, I can buy milk under $2 where I live, so it's an even better deal. Under $2 for nearly all the calories and protein an adult male needs for a day is actually really fucking cost effective.
Blake Perez
Oh, you’re a Muslim. Of course, Ahmad, sounds very healthy.
Hunter Carter
That’s nothing. Think about how expensive it would be to get that much protein and calories from regular food sources. Bitching about the cost of milk is retarded, get a job you fucking NEET
Bentley Rogers
I SAID ALL OF THEM, DOC