Fell for nofap meme

I unironically do this.
>tfw recycling

no matter how many coping masturbation addicts on Jow Forums tell you it’s a meme, they can never disprove pic related.
don’t accept a decent comfy life. be better.

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How long did you make user? The same shit literally happenned to me. It was only 2 weeks but shit took everything I got to made there so eh. That day i learned cum tasted salty.

A doctor will tell you that you are retarded. Someone in this thread already listed some medical issues it causes.

What medical issues?

>Going hard on nofap
>Decide to say fuck it and go hard working out.
>full body calisthenics workout, full body strength first, upper body mass second, lower body endurance last. Curls for the girls
>feeling pretty good
>then the depression hit
>fuck
>go on /soc/ to find a minecraft server to fuck around in or talk to others
>see reverse trap thread, oh no
>nothing but thicc or fit thotty submissive girls with only one passing one who was easily ignored
>No porn broken
>ten minutes later I'm standing there staring at the perfectly shaped ass of some poster going to town on their ass and begging to be fucked
>All I remember is standing there and angrily humping my dick into both of my fists as if I was fucking that tiny snatch and sweating like a whore in church
>I kept imagining holding that tight waist and slamming all nine inches into that tiny boiling hot snatch while they begged for me to pull it out when they aren't moaning or screaming like a whore and coating my dick with cream
>Half an hour later I'm hammering my monitor with multiple loads. The force of them made a ringing sound and splat on the crt monitor. Each one miraculously hit the cunt right in the middle of the screen
>There was a Oh god what have I done moment before I fell backwards into my chair, exhausted and ashamed and worse off then i was before

This was just a confession.
I needed to write this somewhere and to be held accountable for my fuck up.
I can't go to any yellow board anywhere on Jow Forums anymore and stay on nofap. I know that now.

see

a (((doctor)))
my jewish doctor told me if I don't masturbate 20 times a month I increase my chances of getting cancer. I asked him if he masturbates 20 times a month or has sex with his wife and he said no because he's jewish and he's not allowed to masturbate.
You can't make this shit up. Also why do jews make all the porn if their religion strictly prohibits masturbation?
Seems like they want the goys not to reap the benefits of nofap and want us constantly drained.
Also frequent fapping increases hairloss. Semen retention cures hair loss if it's in an early stage.
Keep coping with your masturbation habit as being "healthy and normal" though. keep touching yourself and jacking off. nothing lame about that, all the guys do it!

that isn't nofap related you faggot. if your body can't have wet dreams and ejaculate naturally when it needs to there's a much bigger issue.
Fapping is not normal. Fapping is not healthy.

The body does this naturally on it's own.

People legitimately get testicular tube blockage, which swells, can create lumps in the sack and has a high chance of causing impotence or getting more severe issues developing. I'm not saying "Fap 10 times a day goy!" I'm saying that your body literally needs to release every so often, from personal experience when swelling actually begins I'd say once a week at least.

You naturally piss yourself in bed too if you don't go take care of it, why do you not let your body just naturally take care of it in your sleep? Why must you do this artificial ritual of going to the bathroom, standing there and releasing your urine into a toilet?
Pissing is not normal. Pissing is not healthy.

All animals, including humans, get themselves off as they feel the need to.

It isn't good to overdo it at all, but its certainly normal to do it sometimes if you have nothing to mate with.

>You naturally piss yourself in bed too if you don't go take care of it,

Even animals get up to go piss somewhere else user.

Funnily enough another user gave an answer to this before you even wrote it.

animal also masturbate if they are able to

Yes but animals dont watch porn. I believe Noporn is more important that Nofap.

>Can't disprove a subjective claim that has no evidence or solid factual foundation
You can't prove I'm not made of spaghetti and ghosts

>tfw haven't been able to shoot cummies like that for 10 years
Being a boomer ain't easy

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wrong
Animals only masturbate in captivity. In the wild they retain semen and only ejaculate during sex. This is common knowledge if you ever took a biology course.
this is what wet dreams and sex are for.
keep coping with your masturbation habit, user. I hope you don't fuck yourself over too badly.

>Fapping is not normal. Fapping is not healthy.
Every creature on this planet that is capable of it does it.
Ejaculating regularly removes carcinogen build up in the testes and helps to prevent cancer, therefore healthy in moderation

Animals would just look at another animal while they're masturbating. Monkey's do it all the time for example.

this, semen retention is op as fuck. After 2 months of practice I am finally at the point where I can orgasm without ejaculating and it feels fucking amazing, nowhere even close to the normal way. Plus it makes it so that I can keep going for as long as I want, and afterwards I feel 0 fatigue, I actually feel incredibly energized, even better than after a workout session.
Also, regarding the toll ejaculation takes on the body there was a study done on nematodes on this which had staggering differences in lifespan between those that ejaculated all the time, those that were no ejaculation, and those that had sex but rarely ejaculated.
If anyone is interested in that paper I can try to find it again.

I'm sorry you've completely fallen for a cult-like fad. I know it feels really important to you, but please stop letting these lies cloud your judgement. Seek help.

But only during certain stressful events and when they have no choice. Not as a regular needed activity when a partner is available or there is work or play to be done.

>I gotta touch myself because if I don't I'm gonna get cancer
the absolute state of coping masturbation addicts.

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Anyone that feels no build up or pain from not releasing semen must not be producing any in their balls. Fucking basedboy faggots.

Normalized horrifying pornography and masturbation to self castration or selfharm is the cult.
It's very very lucrative and keeps the proles in line so it's not only allowed it's pushed by the powers that be.

>not having sex with yourself while your dead relatives watch is like being in a cult
fucking kek please tell me more. So if I rub my dick and make cummies I won't get cancer?

NoFap is one of those trolls people created so dumb people end up getting testicular cancer, its like the whole "create this poisonous liquid concoction, place a straw in it and blow" thing people used to do here years ago.

That pic is literal garbage.
There is no correlation.
NoFap is a meme.
Masturbation addicts are rare and they have other problems that they need to deal with.
Most people can control it and live their lives.

>it really increases your confidence
placebo

>rubs dicks for pleasure
>calls other guys faggots
wew this one really activates the almonds

High School med student coming through.
Porn and masturbation have a plethora of negative psychological and physical negative consequences associated with it.
1. It reduces both sexual but especially romantic desire for the spouse. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5039517/
2. Porn and excessive masturbation causes erectile dysfunction
doctoroz.com/videos/can-porn-cause-erectile-dysfunction-pt-1
3.High sexual drive also makes you gay. Not even memeing here, there is a reason so many 4chaners are into traps. There is no specific research on this that i have, but it's a re-occurring factor throughout most of history. Multiple sultans got tired of their harems and instead opted out for traps,(See the story of Mehmet II and Jacob Notaras or Saint Pelayo)
>"Ibn Hazm laments that Abd al-Rahman III was one of a number of depraved caliph who gave themselves up "in body and soul to pleasure'. A poem by the catholic nun Hrosvitha von Gandersheim tells the story of the Umayyad caliph's homosexual passion for a thirteen-year-old male Catholic hostage". Source- page 130 of The Myth of the Andalusian Paradise.
4. Pornography and masturbation encourages itself to be exploited, and demands kinks in order for the individual to be satisfied after a period of time.
The Social Costs of Pornography: A Collection of Papers by
5.There are other effects, I dont have time to post them all, but here you guys go:youtube.com/watch?v=E_5xl0w_mXE
In conclusion, stay celibate in general. The West is sex enslaved as is, we don't need anything worse. It's what He would want anyway.

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No one said anything about pornography.

You don't seem to understand how bodies actually work, also you're a religious faggot so I guess that explains your cluelessness about science. Are you a flat earther too? What about a race denier?

Your whole post is Jow Forums bullshit lol
You can't be seriously this retarded

No one here is talking about porn.

I'm a rocket scientist who is also the #1 rated doctor in the world btw.

I'm arguing against the same guy you are, but don't start with this "omg Jow Forums" shit. Jow Forums = how Jow Forums had always been since its beginning. People posting stupid shit like he has, is the way Jow Forums as a whole has always been.

>he's not a Christian.
fucking k e k

Pretty much this.
Give it a few years, they'll be ostracized as lunatics

based and redpilled

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That photo is retarded.
The "nofap & forced socialization" had no effect on the result.
He's a guy who lost weight, that's it lol
He's not attractive either, he still has fat face, but with a fit body.

>No one said anything about pornography
What will you masturbate to? Your imagination? Fuck off, eventually that will grow boring and the porn addiction/ other forms of lust kick in
>Also you're a religious faggot
>>Imagine being an atheist in 2018 unironically Jesus Christ. Pic related, still hasn't been disproven, also don't even get me started on catholic scientists.

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>what do you mean you don't have sex with yourself? what are you, crazy?
cope

>High School med student coming through
no cares, fuck off

It is bad nonetheless, check the youtube link. Also what I said to other user

watching other people have sex is a psyop but are nude pics ok?

Jow Forums confirmed for incels with a bad masturbation habit as well as being a bunch of fedora atheists.
This is why you're never going to make it.

Speak for yourself faggot.

>Plus it makes it so that I can keep going for as long as I want, and afterwards I feel 0 fatigue, I actually feel incredibly energized, even better than after a workout session.
At that point why don't you just work out?

Christian=faggot

Why actually work out when he can post about Jesus and not masturbating on a fitness board?

This. I want to know what is allowed for noporn

seconded, but we all have to recognize that Islam is much worse. All religions are not equal. Christianity is super cucked and Islam is degenerate as fuck, and Judaism... Not good either.

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NoPorn = No Porn, no?

because I was talking about actually having sex, not masturbating.

Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are cancers.
I'm noticing a pattern here with Abrahamic religions.

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*tip*

no porn generally means the high speed shit where you can watch 100 different women in 1 hour we have now.
The post he quoted was the only one I made in the thread and I'm not religious.

>every so often.
Every 23 out of 30 days minimum is best for your prostate

>t. christcuck cope

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I don't think Hinduism is that great either and Buddhism seems pretty cucked telling you to just accept everything the way it is and take no action yourself in life essentially, it's just that growing up in a western society I don't know as much about non-Abrahamic religions.

Doctors used to call you retarded if you didn't smoke too faggot

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More like once a week at least.

No Fap Day 20.

Nearly caved today. Just wanted to have a peek at porn. I browsed a few videos and thought "wtf this isn't even turning me on, why did i even look at this?" but then i peeked again, the old neural pathways had fired. it led to looking for 20 minutes. I could feel the dopamine flooding my brain from one of my old favorite videos. I turned it off and had a realization that this was my dopamine induced state every single day. I felt foggy, listless, like I had definitely taken a hit of a drug.

Fuck that shit. i don't need porn anymore and my life is better without it.

>what is allowed for noporn
Your imagination

this.
Jow Forums is being swarmed with desperate incels who are trying to convince you to join their degenerate lifestyles of atheism, masturbation, and nihilism.
Do not fall for it.

No, you're a retard
Also I was off by 2 days, 21 out of 30 is the minimum
europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up

After not masturbating for over a year, I can't imagine going back to once a week.
Also haven't seen any proof of that study. I have friends in the medical field and didn't believe me when I told them that study is real.
Frequent masturbation shrinks your prostate. This is why if you fap frequently, you have to piss more frequently and it's usually just water. If you fap way too much, you may have to wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss sometimes.
To me it seems like some Jewish doctors made up that study to convince the goyim to deplete themselves. 28 ejaculations a month fucking kek that is horrible for your health and well being.

>guilt, shame, self-reproach
Slow down; The projector is running hot!

>Matthew (((Cooperberg)))
A fucking kike literally published this study.
was right.

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I'm the guy who had my tubes block up and had a lump of swelling when I mentioned it earlier, that literally began after only 1 week. After 2 weeks it had caused long term damage where a lump that was in the tubes formed and despite masturbating to release myself after only this short amount of time, the lump took a month before it even started going down and the lump and swelling caused tangling as well that took a while to undo itself, but if it hadn't of I'd be permanently damaged. Fucking terrifying experience.

>Judaism prohibits masturbation
>Jews have high IQs
>Jews produce all the porn
>Tell goyim that if they don't masturbate 28 times a month they will get cancer
>Jews transmit porn onto their enemies tv screens during wars
hmmmm I wonder what's going on here.....

>ignore the 6 people that actually performed the study
>b-but the associate editor though
Full retard

The Abrahamic ones are the most popular. I forgot buddhism and hinduism even existed

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this.

Glad im not the only no homo cum guzzler

All thesw cope fags angry that another man doesnt want to play with his own dick.

Get a life, incels

Buddhism doesn’t tell ou to passively accept everything that rolls your way, that’s more in line with Taoism. Buddhism just says that whatever action you take should be taken mindfully and divorced from your ego/stupid desires.

close your eyes and imagine your past high school crush

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Question WHY it's getting published though. Always question why.

because these stupid goys aren't watching enough porn and jacking off daily. now they're all aggressive and masculine.