How much do I need to lift in order to get gf like pic related

How much do I need to lift in order to get gf like pic related

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>actual brown jungle girl

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too much

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If only she didnt have short hair

You can try applying to be a zookeeper I guess, although be careful dude don't mean to judge but those chimps can fuck up your face if they get mad even the females have immense strength

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unbased and blue pilled

Might as well start fucking boys at this point

nigga her doesn't look like a boy, she's a girl

Nothing. She’s probably a South American subhuman that will do anything to get out of the shithole she lives in

Is that monkey jizz on her shirt?

Gaylords

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my queen

give source fag

wow she is very pretty
it's hard to think when watching her
it's like, how do girls get this lucky, why would god allow such a range in pure fucking beauty?

How much hollywood dick do you guys think she's succed? She's too good looking for some pedojew to not pass up.

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Train grip and make sure your pull ups are the stuff of envy. I'd recommend an acrobatics course too. If that fails, you can try buy her affection with some bananas or grapes.

Its like the same fucking retard posting this shitface on every board.
pls fuck off.

Isbela is pure virgin u faggot
no Hollywood Jew dare touch her

1x5 Be white
3x5 Be wealthy
3x3 Speak rudimentary Spanish
5x5 Join wildlife rescue voluntourism groups

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I forgot to add this program wont function for you without a base 6/10+ attractiveness level

2 primates CMON

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Man, imagine being this homosex.

the only one I need is being wealthy, how do I become rich

be smart and/or high-tier work ethic

Did I give you permission to save that image?

UMA DELICIA

I have a good work ethic but I'm a bit dumb
Is that ok?

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this.

Cute post

A good personality but considering you think muscles is the only thing woman value men on I'd say you might need some improvement

A lot of those animal lovers are vegetarian or vegan so I'd probs recommend turning 360 degrees and moonwalking away.

the monkey poop on her makes this kinda gross desu

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that's okay, it just means you're good at following directions and sticking to schedule, but you'll most likely need a college education to get to high paying jobs, but you'll fill in nicely once you're out

thanks for helping in my quest to obtain gf user

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Gib source on girls pls

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isbela moner is her name I think

Thanks. Too bad she’s a thot

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any girl who grows up with the internet and has good facial structure will be a thot, user

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She probably has some poop fetish thats why she works as a zookeeper.

2pl8 of charisma for reps

why did you have to post this, i actually had a good day for once
FUCK YOU OP FOR RUINING MY DAY

SAUCE!!!!!

CASCAA

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cringe

Are those her sons?

>1. she isn't brown.
>2. this is a zoo.
nigga u wot

1 set of actually talking to pic related

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underrated

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>ywn be a rugged XXX trawling the jungle for discoveries
>ywn stumble across a wild but beautiful jungle girl raised by the creatures around her
>ywn bring her back home with you and care for and domesticate her
>ywn watch her with love as you see her function well in society but retain her deep and preternatural connection to the nature she grew up in
>mfw

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>>ywn bring her back home with you and care for and domesticate her
>tfw she starts to act local and becomes roastie
Rookie mistake pal.

t. western imperialist chad

>chance to rape someone to death with no consequences
>doesn't do it
Beta

That's what I assumed, I don't blame those monkeys either, dam

She’s an actress, so uberthot. But I would say that what you are saying is more of a general rule, there are some exeptions at least

Lucky little sods.

>ywn bring her back home with you
beta

You don't need to be smart or have work ethic. Just buy crypto and get lucky.

this girl is at least 75% white

>Nickleodeon
>pure
>implying disney/nickleodeon girls arent marketed towards turning young girls into massive thots

Don't know about that, but she was accepted by a college at 15, big brain on this qt3.15

>no Hollywood Jew dare touch her
>starred in Nickelodeon shows
Based retard

Buy factom I promise it will go up, please buy

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become hollywood jew x5

Why is your day ruined?
I believe you can get a cutie girlfriend

I'm not very smart with crypto
how do I buy

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You're fucking GAY

>any girl
any western girl faggot