You stopped drinking alcohol right

I'm at the point now where I'll only have 1 drink per bar without pregaming, just so I can hangout and not have anyone bother me

>I used to
>the other day

lol wtf

I'm nearly 100 days sober now. Developed a pretty bad drinking problem through and post college. Back on the road to getting fit and reclaiming a bunch of my old gains. Never turning back at this point.

Why the hell would I do that?

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best way to do it is to just get whiskey on the rocks. No one is going to force you to chug that shit and make you drink more since most people dont like it

In this scene Goku actually dislikes the alcohol, he would rather have a sports drink to refresh himself.

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I actually stopped for many years. got fatter than when I was drinking a 12 pack, 3 times a week.
weed is much better and gets you more fucked up for cheaper. if youre gonna degenerate at least do it smarter.

restarted drinking recently but stopped weed. im enjoying the ride.
its a gains killer tho

pic related. best rum in the world

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I have an addictive personality so if I drink, I need to get drunk, and if I get drunk on a Friday, then that means I got to order in pizza or fastfood to go with the beer, and since I'm already that far in, I'll decide to get drunk on the Saturday as well and maybe buy a little bit of pot to go with it. For this reason I actively try my hardest never to do drugs, because I spiral out of control.

lol, what you described is basically the life of any normal high school kid or college student. Unless you continue doing this post undergrad, you havn't spiraled out of control yet

I go out and party roughly once every 2 weeks. And when I do, i drink. Thats the best way to get laid. Why get in great shape if you never hang out with drunk sluts who will mire and desire you?

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The feeling of being buzzed or drunk feels good but i absolutley hate the loss of memory the next day. Also i hate drunk calling/texting bitches i dont care about when sober.

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no, I drink a beer or few when im out i never overdid it, im bulking up currently anyways so exta calories help

havnt had a drop in 2 years now.

i slam beers before i work out. makes it less painful and more fun.

>makes it less painful
excuse me?

Alcohol lowers your test, and you don't have to get drunk to hang out with drunk sluts.
Being drunk means that you're less likely to be able to take advantage of them and deep dick them into scream tard talk tier orgasms.
You know the kind of cunt ruining bruise leaving "oh god what have I done" tier sex that makes her do the sore cum filled limp of shame home the next day.

Oh wait.
That's rape.

Nevermind.
Leave those drunk bitches alone.
Let them drink themselves unconscious then pass out in a ditch somewhere.

lol, absolute madman

>tfw get drunk after 5 alcohols

lmao wut... slow it on the test bud

me exactly, except I usually just maintain a fine IPA buzz and weed is definitely involved. I'll do this on days I pre-decide not to do shit. The buzz makes doing nothing by myself more fun

lol, this fucking guy.

Also, if both parties are drunk, then both parties are considered to have raped each other. I had to take some anti rape test before school semester started and was somewhat surprised by this information

Same, but I find that sometimes beer goes down really well. It's got to do with my mood, once every few weeks is my sweet spot.

Why should I

the burn, cunt. it makes me numb.

I want girls to be sober when they worship my being, not drunk and irrational.

that actually feels good tho and im not into bdsm shit

Alcohol briefly lowers test if you get drunk. One or two drinks has little to no effect on test levels

Never started, bear tastes awful.

awakened. drunk chicks isn't just rape, it's fake sex. good sex is soul-contact, nothing of the human being is left out

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It's good when made into a sausage, but straight bear is kind of bad. Most predators dont taste good

That really depends on the bear's diet. If they've taken in mostly vegetation for the past months, the taste will be better than if they've been eating other animals (or human garbage). Some pork fat will help counteract the 'gaminess' of the meat, but I like the taste myself.

Now if you mean that you don't like the taste of beer, I'd encourage you to explore the many styles first before coming to a conclusion. At least, if you haven't already. It's like cheese in that one style might be the absolute tits and the other might make you want to heave, with the mass-market Kraft Singles most people associate with cheese being on the latter end.

>low t. borderline gay tier detected
>white boi 100% guaranteed
its people like you who make partying boring
no wonder your women are all going towards other races, the ones with more test

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>stopped

lmao i never started, you degenerates

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Those bitches get drunk to pluck up the courage to get fucked AND to have a good alibi for having cagey sex with random chads and jamals.

saying it's rape no matter what is just another way to give women less responsibility and empower the feminist slavery machine and drive a wedge between men and women.

And it's worked.
Women who depended on men with lower inhibitions and beer goggles to get their brains fucked out or just some closeness and sexual release of somekind are now out in the cold and having lonely dildo sex alone at home.

Holy shit there are mormons who are more fun than you. Wait until you're 40 to become a stick in the mud.

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fuck off scum, you don't need to revel like a tosser when your whole life is one grand party.

>these anons who are mortified at the thought of having fun in life, fucking girls without getting slammed on alky
fucking lol I guess the lot of you are subhumans who need chicks to be drunk to be attracted to your sorry asses

I literally had one small glass of wine all month, during a meal with my teammates. Other than that, yep, I've stopped completely

i hate feeling like what did i do/say and if i was weird as fuck

I don't drink for fun/socially.. I only drink premium alcohol together with premium food, if it makes the food experience greater.

Im half asian and get the asian flush.Its also bad for you and a waste of money.

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Asian flush?

no, beer and wine are delicious.

youtube.com/watch?v=G6717bNakuA

can someone shop this with /sips/ as the 2nd image?

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Female?
Cause if so, hot as fuck
If male...yeah you probably shouldn't.

drunk behavior is abhorrent

Just got drunk at a date, she said that "my ass look very nice in that pants".

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I love getting fucked up with my friends, if I start I can"'t stop the whole night.
halp

I never started

Alcohol is a pretty severe gains goblin

I have the traits of a common alcoholic:

>drinking liquor neat taste good to me
>98% of the time wake up without a hangover

But abnormalities with dopamine prevent me from forming habits, so I rarely drink.

my buddy and i have been getting galactic gains while getting shitfaced 3-4x per week this summer.

his diddly went from 375 to 495 and mine went from 375 to 425 for a triple (he has a much larger frame than me). same story with squat, bench, ohp, and pendlay rows.

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I drink very occasionally when I go to parties, and then it's only straight vodka

This
Can't stand the taste at all.
Can only drink pic related

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do you have to put your tampon in before drinking it?

did you try jagermeister it's sweet af i can force vodka whiskey and tequila but the first time i even drank hard liqour i was just drinking straight jeger althought it was some knock off version

Yeah because I'm the number one designated driver of my new friend group, and I love watching over the people more than anything else. Love vodka neat from time to time.

Not yet, I'm limiting it though. May give it up if I can't control myself

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jokes on you, I'm drunk right now. I've also had codeine and valium, probably gonna smoke some weed before going to bed.

I guess I'm more succesfull that you at most levels.

Last night I drank half a bottle of vodka, today I drank half a bottle of overproof bourbon and some homebrew cider. Whenever I'm not at work I'm either getting drunk, drunk, or getting over being drunk. Considering I used to be actively suicidal, it's a step up.

I only drink occasionally though I love beer.

Drinking alone is a bad habit that leads to addiction and in, my case, really revs up the suicide engines

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fucking legend

43 days sober here. I drank pretty excessively through college but was still able to get by with pretty solid marks. Physically I've been much better off without it and gainz have been through the roof. The withdrawal, combined with staying away from situations where I feel like I'd be tempted to drink (for instance, if all of my buddies are hitting the bars) is pretty taxing emotionally. But hey, I've slimmed down a bit and gained some muscle at the same time, and my mind feels sharper, so I intend to keep my head down and deal with it.

6.5 years sober here. I felt all that stuff for a while at the beginning. Now it is replaced with pride. Don't give into the social pressure. You will be a better man for it.