Could you defeat a pit bull with your bare hands? this is your opponent

Maybe grabbing him by the balls and/or pushing my fingers hard into his eyes should do the trick. So, yes.

Check out this vid of a shit bull getting BTFO by a Mule

youtube.com/watch?v=OQFiuLx-8vg

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Seems pretty easy to me m8
Wrap your jacked/shirt/pants but not around your arm just wrap and hold it
Wait for the pit to jump at you he'll definitely jump at you
Expose the clothes make the pit believe is your arm
While he bites it wrap hands around its neck dont ever let go lock that hand grip if you let go you will lose some fingers dont let go and push untill it dies

Or just fucking keep kicking it everytime it jumps at you

A pit bull is what, like 60 lbs? Grab two of it’s legs and pretend you’re shaking out a carpet. Smash it on the ground if necessary. Use your size and bipedalism as an advantage.

80-100lbs and dogs are fast man if u get close to it, it WILL bite u. Dogs are fucking fast dumbass they have four legs they have a completely mobility advantage ur only hope is to out smart the dog by taking advantage of the fact it will bite ur dumb ass while u try to grab its legs and then u can try to stomp it out hurt it enough to demoralize it.

youtu.be/NNgbCYkDimM?t=10m30s

Fuck shit bulls

great. a thread about "the best way to kill a dog". thanks Jow Forums

No shit dogs are fast. When it goes to bite you is when you grab it. Even if it’s 100 lbs, I could easily pick that up one handed. Slam it’s head on the pavement and you’re done.

>19in
>65lbs
Pathetic. Doglets, when will they learn?

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the eternal niggbull needs to be killed

All you have to do is wishbone the fucker. Puncture its own lung with its fragile leg bones. Ez pz. Pit bulls dont stand a chance against a grown and prepared human.

The most fragile part they have are their ribs. Kick the ribs in and you'll eventually hurt their lungs. If you want something more risky you can just pick up and tear their hind legs apart

Just cut its ballsack off.

I think I can beat my meat bare handed.

No kidding.

I practiced masturbation for 6 years, watched porn too for 7 years. I could.

Also penis growth pills for 4 years. I'm 5.9".

I have insane speed and endurance matching my speed.

I just have to wait for my parents to go to bed, take him out and bop his head hard. I will not let him go, one mistake and I finish him.

There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with lubricant my friends and 2) It's not with your small penis that you'll do anything.

Any men with a little bit of practice can beat off with lube. Bare handed it's not much more difficult, it just require more technique.

damn that was fucking alpha

I unironically almost had to tell a pitbull with a knife and what I'm about to say is absolutely 100% a true story.

I was walking down this dirt road last summer with my then GF. It was on a indian reverse and the only reason we were there is because there was a very nice river area to swim and relax at. So we were walking on the dirt road, and all the sudden, a big meaty pitbull "res-dog" (a name given to wild reverse dogs) sprinted out of the bushes about 50 yards ahead and started sprinting towards us. My girlfriend had her two little dogs with her. I had been drinking some beers early, so I had the ol' liquid confidence and courage in me. When the pitbull started charging us I pulled out my knife and in kind a sick sadistic way I was excited at the prospect of this pitbull attacking me because I was ready to start gauging it's eye balls and head out with my knife. I literally sprinted ahead with commanding and confident body language with the knife is my hand, literally ready to gank this thing, and it literally stopped dead in it's tracks and just stared at me. I sprinted right up it, again, the liquid confidence was a huge help here, and it looked at me like it was unsure, and I just screamed at it, talked to it like it was a person, I screamed as loud as I could at it "I will FUCKING kill you, TRY ME, LET'S GO, FUCKING TRY ME", the dog literally looked submissive and then scurried off into the bush from where it came and we got the hell out of there and haven't been back since.

They've learned to organize themselves

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Shitbulls literally exist to kill other dogs and toddlers

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That's the first time I've heard someone use gank not in the context of video games

Did your psychopath rant got your gf wet ? Did she squirt over you that night btw i also have similar psycho rants

>phoneposter
>shitbulls
You need to go back

haha sick. That was actually pretty cool. I imagine you'd need to know the animals very well to have balls to pull that off

Uh oh, looks like the pitophiles are here.

Careful, they tend to be as stupid and as stubborn as their worthless dogs.

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White trash nigger spotted

Holy shut kek

The wolf looked more like it was playing, if it would've actually put effort in she would be fucked

You couldn't be more wrong i hate pitbulls and despite every dog that barks i cant help to imagine i kill all of them with my bare hands or kick them to death

>If its already biting someone you grab it with a rear naked choke and either make it pass out or kill it.
No, you take it by its back feet and lift it up and soccer kick its belly until it loses its grip then you smash it on the ground until its dead

couple of years ago a 9 year old boy who was a white belt in BJJ choked a pitbull to death while it was mauling a neighborhood girl

Yes, no question. I am four times it's weight and 1000x times its intellect. If it isn't enraged I can just call it over to me, pet it, then deliver a crushing blow to it's neck.

It's true. The man wouldn't come away unscathed, far from it in fact, but he would probably win more often than the Wolf. This is assuming we're talking about a guy who's 6'+ 250 lbs+. Enraged humans are nothing to fuck with.

She was playing too. If she kicked full power that wolf would have broken ribs.

However, we have no idea how old that wolf was. For all we know that was a granny wolf.

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It's a reasonable question

Just fucking kick it. I tell you man, there is nothing a dog fears more than a soccer kick to the stomach. It's an unprotected area and the human legs are huge, fucks them up instantly.

>"i wouldnt even care id just kick it in the balls, break it's neck and be done with it"
Ok schlomo

I like how after the scary facade, the doggo in them comes out
Wolves really are just cucks by nature

This is all planned stuff.
You wouldn't do any of this shit if a random, raging pit bull comes out of no where and starts biting you.
You'd probably be on the ground letting it chew you arm or pissing yourself running.
Just goes to show, humans are planning creatures, not in the moment creatures.

I thought you had to give it your arm to chew, and snap your bones,but then you kneel on its rib cage and crush them. I wouldnt like to fight an enraged pit though.

my niggas we fucked a bitch lol bet
It was a blue pit she took that fuckin meat baby

>you wouldn't do any of this shit
Probably truth although i wont be static letting it bite me i hate pain i cant stand it I'd know how painful the bite would be so I'd do anything to avoid the physical pain so I'll probably run very fast and tirelessly

Fair enough.
Honestly, we aren't superhuman we can only just mentally prepare, but if it happens you just do what you can.

>just 1000x the intellect of a dog
brainlet detected

yes an average man can kill one pitbull, any more pits and the dogs would prob win

Lol you think something that hunts bison would be phased by a kick.... From a females kick none the less

Easily. Feed it an arm, turn it around, and jam your cock inside while keeping it in a chokehold

If the critter gets me by surprise it might have a chance, but once that things on the ground, it's a done deal

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I have no doubt I could kill a pit bull, the question is how much it would fucking suck. If it's really pissed, I'll definitely come out with a serious injury.

I had to choke out some fuckers pet Boxer at a party once. Thing started snapping at me for no reason, I thought it was playing at first then I realised the cunt was really having a go. Everyone was in the dining room dancing, I managed to push its head down and reverse mounted the fucker into a choke hold. The music went off and everyone was just standing around me whilst I choked this fucker out. After it was out I stood up and me and my mates were told to leave. We did. But we ruturned to the house later and shot all the windows in. Good times.

easily

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Would put all my cards on breaking one of those legs. A dog bone is a piece of stick and your only chance for surviving one of these is to snap a bone, a dog with a broken bone will accept it's fate.

aw man
howling wolves are pretty darn cute

Why would I need to when we have good doggos who can do it for us?

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the fuck user
what kind of dog is that

What do you mean "defeat"? If we're playing Smash I'd... Actually scratch that, she'd still win xD

based and redpilled

Mongolian bankhar

Cambodian rapemonster

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Tibetan mastiff

Granny wolves have extremely large eyes, ears and teeth, the one in that video looked normal to me.

I'm gonna say no

Note that a lone wolf is usually the weakest of the pack and was abandoned by it.

I don't think so, one bite to the neck/face/groin and I'm done, but I may have a chance.

> 183 cm with big hands
> doggo is a rottweiler (and maybe a pitbull, dunno) mix

1st his neck is fucking huge i can't even hold all with 2 hands, 2nd is almost 50kg of doggo and 3rd is fucking fast

this is good

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All pitbulls should be killed and their owners hanged.

youtu.be/CV9vYTtRi8A

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he doesnt even look bad

Watching that made me legitimately angry.

The only thing worse than shitbulls are shitbull apologists.

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Kek

It fucking cracks me up that redpill pol cucks are scared of dogs.

Enjoy your cats you incel fucks

>implying
Cats are fucking african rapefugees and any responsible person catches and kills them

You're only allowed to like German Shepherds. Cats are haram as well.

Very easily. that dog weights like 100lbs? I have +100lbs on it.. very easy

>t. pitmommy

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Nice straw-man, pede.

If you have a decent sized stick and something to drape over it, you can trick the dog into attacking your dangling shirt or hat or whatever than kick the fucking shit out of it.

Boy Scouts (tm)

Now THAT could def kill 99.8% of the human population

Jesus Christ, my heart.

it's actually a caucasian shepherd afaik.

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what if you just picked the dog up by the throat/ torso and slammed its head into the ground?

Not a chance without boots

Are you so stupid that you think that first dog is a Caucasian Shepherd, when it clearly looks nothing like one? You posted a Caucasian Shepherd yourself just now and it looks entirely different. It's a Tibetan Mastiff, use your eyes

It'll spaz and bite your fingers off before you can

If it's already biting your weak arm, just use your other hand and gouge the eyes. It will likely fuck off at that point. But you don't want it going for your arm anyway because it's too close to your neck, which is the bigger danger. If it rips the arteries in your arm, that's one thing, but if it hits your neck you're done and letting it get to your arm means it's within a foot and a half of your jugular and throat

A long time ago, I used to be one of those POS people who broke into cars and shit. One time somebody let a German Shepard loose on me and I ran away at first but then stopped and turned around and made a fist to get read to swing on it and then I made some gay ass growl/grunt noise that I could never reproduce. The dog stopped about 6-7ft from me and I start waking towards it with one fist up in front and one swing back. It growled at first but then tucked it’s tale and put its leg back. The next lunge I made, it bolted. The owner ran away when he saw the dog bitching out.

I’m pretty confident that I could easily take pretty much any dog, wolf or anything else less than 200lbs (my own weight) based on physical strength.

>can afford 2 pitbulls
>cant afford emergency vet bills
Chinks need to be nuked off the planet

>But we ruturned to the house later and shot all the windows in.

kek

His nuts are in danger

I guarantee youd get eaten asshole first by a black lab

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