How do I work on my mustache gains?

I got the JB boomer stache

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His jaw is alright. What are you talking about?

>can grow beard without a problem
>mustache doesn't connect in the middle
fuck it looks ridiculous. literally not even a single hair. if me and hitler french kissed we'd have one perfect mustache

These threads need to be reported and deleted

You can't work on your mouthstashe gains because it's strictly genetic. You can take minoxidil or something i guess, but you'll still look like absolute shit

Also it's not fitness related, fuck off

My boi Jbizzles is dominating the fashion game.

Damn, imagine having never seen a healthy human being in your entire life.

>if me and hitler french kissed we'd have one perfect mustache
Are you my friend? He literally says the exact same thing about hittler too when people point out his moustache doesn't connect

Post jawline or gtfo

Manly face, manly body and a moustache.

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i never said it out loud before in my life. but i think i heard it somewhere before or something.

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What am I supposed to see in that pic?

A properly developed ramus

In my second month right now

lmao
michael cera level. Somehow fits you but it's kinda strange and pedophile

Hahahah you look like a hippy

L M F A OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

hahahahahha

GTFO, you negative bastard.

A slight to moderate gap can look cool if it's a more styled mustache than just the black bar type.
Makes separation more clear, and matches well with the gap around the soul patch some guys get when growing out the entire face

Yeah now fix your forward head, stop jutting out your jaw, and take a picture in natural lighting.
You mewtards try so hard to cope with your insecurities.

I've considered shaving my beard and just letting it be a moustache, but I'm always scared to go through with it, because you don't really get a sense of what it looks like until you do it, and then if it looks like shit your only recourse is to go clean-shaven. And then I need to wait however long to regrow.

hahahahahaha, create the image of this person in your head

>has a skanky pube mustache (because of weak genetics)
>eats onions incessantly
>has a weird obsession with asian women
>watches japanese cartoons religiously
>refuses to use a rep range higher than 5
>watches AlphaDestiny clips in free time and in between sets
>chews tree sap
>never smiles in pics (to appear alpha)
>sips monster energy drinks around the hour

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bruh you look like a serb lesbian

post jaw

should I see MI6 one last time? It'll be removed from my local IMAX theater on Wednesday.

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You look like a small headed Slav. Fucking embarrassing.

sorry but those hairless cheeks make it look bad :(

Nice
Let the rest grow a bit more and groomed it better. One length, not having it reach the mouth too much.

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is thick moustache + stubble beard the ultimate redpill?

Anything is if you are Henry Cavill

are you really calling people on their jaw with this weak as fuck lesbian jaw?