Be the only person on 30+ treadmills

>be the only person on 30+ treadmills
>9/10 braphog uses the one next to me

Is this... Is this what making it feels like bros?

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>Being 30+
you ok there grandpa?

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>being this stupid

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it's a joke brainlets

It’s ok user I’m sure she didn’t really know her what that was about she, perhaps you could have talked to her instead of bragging on an anonymous corn planting forum that you get the honour of being near her?
God damn, mire stories these days are becoming a boon to my workplace oand one time day.

>memes, memes, and more memes
I'm neither of the guys you replied to, but come on, don't call people stupid for not being immersed in your meme culture. That's like calling someone stupid for not knowing who Kim Kardashian is.

>9/10
>braphog

Mutually exclusive. Seek psychological help.

>only pretending

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No defending redditors

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>have airfarts when running
>someone takes the one next to you

How do you use 30+ treadmills

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>This user
>being straight

Mutually exclusive

>only one other person at gym with me
>7-9/10 girl
>"follows" me while I do my routine
>I'm too shy so avoid making eye contact so she doesn't get the chance to talk to me
What's the point even if I some day make it.

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more people should be laughing at (you)

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Kek this

>not understanding a joke
>calling other people stupid
Poetry

>meme culture

Just double this pic and there you have it. The trick is to not fall sideways. When you're advanced you can have different speeds on different treadmills.

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Hehe, maybe she likes you. You should totally talk to her next time!

You are actually better off on Reddit

actually sounds like fun ngl

If you were really making it she would be too intimidated to run next to you

i want to try this. sounds like great fun.

She probably assumed you're gay

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That's not even the point. It was a bad forced boomer meme.

thanks for the laugh m8

Do 30+ on the cycling machine or cross trainer, ya limp wristed skinny cunt. Have fun making gains on the gravity pulling you down at your staggering 40kg total body weight, eating dried berries and drinking onions for the rest of your life. Jesus faggots like you make me sick, scumbag.

post body, i suspect you already made it if it wasnt a coincidence

I understood that reference

No, that was actually pretty fucking stupid. No way around it user. Stay dumb.

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fpbp

>don't call people stupid for not being immersed in your meme culture

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