How the fuck do I keep my cock rock hard...

Just tell them "ladies you are looking great tonight" and walk away, always works

First signs of your arteries clogging. Clean up your diet and fix your cadiovascular health.

For a lot of men getting ED is the first sign of heart disease. I'm not making a joke, this is actually serious. For OP and anyone reading this I suggest looking into a whole food plant based diet.

shoo shoo goy

torrent the book, the multi orgasmic man by mantak chia.
There are exercises in there to help with that.
Alternatively look up an interview with him.
I know he sounds like Confucius say but this shit works.

youtube.com/watch?v=FRcF2MvwbSo&t=132s

“Oh user, take me I am so horny”
“Ladies you are looking great tonight” walks away

I jerked off to this video earlier.

weird

Hey user
I knows you are can be sure that you can have a good time day and then we’ll go to the gym to make it a little while and you do
The only boys who are the girls they have a good fun and fun to be around them to do I love you you demon you and I will do that you can get to me know go to get my stuff.

Pleased that they are not using them to be able to make them work out and there they were

>the essence travels in your balls
>mating circles
>tenses you up and stuff
Bro science nobelist right here

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did you run this through 2 different translaters?

can't find it, gimme dat sauce

If it's just one set date you know you're going to get it, what I do is jerk off for like a week straight every single day and then stop jerking off completely for 5 or 6 days before the day. That way your body get's used to producing semen constantly and then when you stop it should still keep it producing it in a higher rate even though you're not jerking off. The day of the fuck your cock will be bulging like never before.

It's my own top tier placebo broscience obviously. I look at it like water flushing/carb backloading

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>Eat nuts, the essence travels to your nuts

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take Maca

what the fuck did i just read

that was the most autistic thing i have ever read
you somehow have negative IQ lad

>Eat nuts, the essence travels to your nuts and keeps them loose and fluid

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How big is it? Huge guys sometimes have that problem 10' -9'

This. If your cardio is poor, your blood flow is as well. Adequate blood flow is required for sustained erections. Become endurance beast and diamonds will follow.

haha yeah I totally know those feels

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>I'm only 32, I'm too young

I hate to break it to you but you are LITERALLY a middle aged man.

At the age of 60 you are expected to pass away before you qualify for social security and if you are still alive you are thrown in an old folks home so that society does not have to put up with your old man stench.

You are officially half way there. You are in the middle of your life span. Start taking more risk in life you have less than 30 more years left.

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>Eat nuts, the essence travels to your nuts

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Get a stretchy cock ring

would sprints or endurance running be better for maximum sex gains?

give up old man
you're done
just go to an old folks home

m8 even if you're a burger the average life expectancy is close to 80. even if you lived in africa (not considering child mortality) you'd still be expected to reach 70.

I'm not OP, my whole life is still ahead of me

How can one post be this BASED

Does anybody have any experience with Devil's Weed (Tribulus Terrestris)?

I get morning wood and can get hard easily, but when I'm not jerking myself off (like with a girl) I end up going soft even if I'm inside her which is really embarrassing
I've had girls ask if I'm gay because I'll be fucking and ending up just going soft inside rather than cumming
I imagine it could be due to porn since it doesn't seem to be a phisical issue
Right now I'm. Trying to get with this chubby girl who has huge tits to try and cure me since I've mostly been wth skinny girls before

>I've had girls ask if I'm gay because I'll be fucking and ending up just going soft inside rather than cumming

lmfao sorry user, that's hilarious, roasties are savage

I'll go soft during a BJ if I take my focus off the act. Like if there's a movie in the background and I start watching that with all of my focus my shit will just go soft so maybe it's a focus thing?

Other than that you should make sure you're attracted to your woman. In the past I've lasted very long during sex but now that I'm with my gf(dream girl status) I literally last maybe half the time or less. It's not a problem for her because it's still good and she loves me but boy can I personally tell the difference.

dont fap

it's your own fault for eating mcdonalds and going on the internet loser

>im only 32

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Check testosterone levels is this even a real question

ive had limmp dick all my life what the fuck is wrong with me boys ?

Ahahaha
Bro what’s wrong with you. I’m older and wake up hard, can get hard just thinking about sex and sometimes get hard lifting

Are you really stressed in life? Drink alcohol and smoke a lot of weed? If you’re a vegan, then sorry bro but I can’t help someone with a mental disorder

I bought 100 cialis from India. Taking 1/5 of a pill is magical

Stop watching porn and
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jej

fucking kek, somebody post it

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fucking kek, thanks

>Ensure the girl knows that she is an important part of the errection process, it takes two to tango and some people have two left feet.

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>some people have two left feet.
what the fuck are you on about

Good routine for kegals?

Bump

Only reason i clicked this thread

Fucking erectionlets i swear. 48yr old genx, still banging my missus every night, with a firm throbbing mutton musket..

Half of it will be wankers death grip, stop holding on so tight when youre beating it. Your dick gets used to it and puss feels too loose. Also take zinc.

>10' - 9'
So, 12 inches?

Refrain from masturbation with the mindset that the only way you'll cum is through sex. You will learn to be hungry. You are basically retarded at the moment

Put on a dress. Even panties get me rock hard every time.

Exercise, weights and cardio. Clean up your diet, make sure it's balanced, no more of this meme bullshit. Slow down on the caffeine and nicotine. STOP DRINKING ALL ALCOHOL. Don't watch porn.
Doing these things should help raise your test and help with your boner, if that doesn't work, get bloods done and consider getting on testosterone.

Which nuts are best for looseness and fluidity?

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eat mixed so you get a stack of precious fluids

Deezenuts

>(For people that never learnt this, mating cycle is when you get horny for a week or two, before feeling asexual for a week or two, an on off thing)

Thanks man, sounds like some solid advice

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This. All the way. Stop jacking off 4 times a day and magically your erection will stay erect.

>I'm only 32
>only

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Stop fucking jerking off all the time.

>You will never, NEVER EVER, have a girl react to your cock like this

Idk what keeps me going...

>sorry babe, I can't have sex right now I'm not a the peak of my mating cycle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to spray cold water on my testicles while eating walnuts straight from the bag

People who were in college during peak Jow Forums are around 30 now, and there's nothing wrong with browsing Jow Forums while you're sitting on the toilet at work dropping a deuce.

As one 32 year old to another, unironically lift more.

Since I've been lifting I've been hornier than I have in years, and my erections have been much harder. I even get random hard ons again. And to top it off, my jizz actually pumps out with force like it used, instead of just weakly dribbling out.

I feel 10 years younger. You need to do something and fast, or it's just going to get worse

>Ensure the girl knows that she is an important part of the errection process, it takes two to tango and some people have two left feet.
You lost me

Get her to jack you off with her feet, dummy

It means she had to do more than just get naked and not call the cops.

She has to get into it. I would estimate 75 -80 % of ED issues are caused at least in part by the woman

I take it daily along with Horny goat weed. Works pretty good. I'm 40 btw

It's fake lol porn studios make these, along with 95% of "homemade" porn