EAT GARLIC AND LIVE FOREVER

it aint easy bein' cheesy.

I just made your day

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>ruining the delicious savory flavor of garlic with sugar
fucking americans.

You fucking retard, fermented it becomes even more potent. Its like super onions.

>honey
nah.

Get on my level, babbies.
BOGAD

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>BOG?!
ACTIVATE HIS TEST

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so it needs to be raw or what? because i already eat way more then 1 clove a day in my dishes.

>pnas.org/content/104/46/17977.short

>The consumption of garlic is inversely correlated with the progression of
cardiovascular disease, although the responsible mechanisms remain unclear.
All you need to know

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>reverses aging
>gives you heart disease
Why are the Jews so cruel?

Inverse correlation would mean that you're less likely to see cardio disease progression when you're on the 'lic
If you eat a lot you can get a vaguely garlicy smell to your sweat and BO, same with other spices (the brown people smell)

How many onions and garlic bulbs do i have to eat to become a space marine?

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This is an important detail

>onions lower estrogen
>garlic might rejuvenate you
>chili burns fat
>ginger kills every cold

am i getting this right - we shall eat spicy and hot every single day, every single meal?
isn't that what the indians do?
they don't seem superhuman desu

Garlic is called the "peasant's theriak" in Germany for a reason. Theriak means panacea.

It's called using food as medicine and has beemn practised for thousands of years by all countries. We white people fought wars over spices and genocided browns because of them. Now you know why.

In ancient Egypt, workers rioted if they didn't get their garlic ration because it was basically considered roids back then. True story.

Basil Garlic Sauce for spaghetti

Requirements

1 Clove of Garlic
1 Cup of Milk
1 cup of Basil leaves
2 cups of Spinach leaves
Salt
Entire Roll of Queso Fresco (You can get it at any supermarket
3-4 tablespoons of olive oil

Put it all in the blender and blend for a few minutes. Check the flavor each minute

If its too watery add more Queso Fresco and olive oil, if there isn't enough flavor add a spoonful or 2 of salt, if its too solid add more milk

Enjoy your daily requirement of Garlic and a good bulking food

Fuck I forgot to mention, this is meant to feed several people. Recude on the ratios by a bit.

>inversely

Source me on that claim senpai

That's pretty cool, altho it makes a lot of sense, since I already knew 1 clove a day makes your erections harder after 3-4 days. Supposedly better circulation.

Seriously considering eating a clove a day now. How do you guys eat your garlic?

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Also goku eats at least 10 pounds of garlic everyday. My dad works for toriyama and he told him that canon

Swallow it like a pill. Chop it, or grate it into whatever you're cooking. At least two cloves per 4 servings of food

You sound like a pussy

Chop it up then swallow it. I almost choked and died trying to swallow a clove I whole. Eat an apple/chew mint leaves afterwards to get rid of the smell

I rather die than live to be an elder god of ass breath

Last time you fuckers told me to eat coconut oil and it gave me stomach pains.

Will probably give this a try anyway.

I just put it in my mouth and chew it. I like spicy stuff tho. Then again supposedly the best part of the garlic is released when you crush it, so if you swallow it whole it might not have as big of an effect.
If you are worried about garlic breath oil pulling removes all smell.

if you are ok with smelling like an indian go ahead and do it

>Jow Forums wants to attract women/men
>constantly have garlic and onion breath

eat parsley

If you do this, I hope you realize how much of a tool you sound like.

Why aren't indians living forever or youthful looking then?

but why attract the thots if I can't pop the erections to service their deep, carnal, mommy desires?

It's because their water supply is contaminated with poo

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What about the ones living in the US?

The condition can be hereditary

Blend it up with your gallon of milk and enjoy garlic milk throughout the day

>warrior skull vs gay alien skull
>hunter vs prey eyes
>now garlic vs $oy

Why is Jow Forums so retarded?

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Is this the start of porn ?

Drink more alcohol

>sautee some onio ns and garlic in olive oil
>throw minced meat, mine had 10g fat and 19.6g protein per 100g
>season with salt, pepper, chilli powder, some herbs and whatever you wish more, cumin is goat
>all of this while you have on the side rice or pasta done, I like to boil some chopped broccoli and throw at end of the cooking process of them
>throw black olives in the meat pan
>mix the rice/pasta and use its starchy water
>tasty quick and efficient af

you got test boosting foods in it and anti-.estrogenic(broccoli)
pasta is claimed to affect T-levels negatively because gluten but one in a while wont kill you
rice is pretty good since it doesnt have any problems

>garlic
>onions
>lean beef mince
Is spaghetti bolognese the ultimate meal?

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That's his wife.

not enough protein, I prefer pasta pesto with tuna steak

You don't need much sauce if you're eating pesto, and it has a shitload of good fats

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>Whoa.
First sentence after the headline. Should tell you all you need to know about this article.

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I'm guessing eat it before bed so you have 8 hours for the body and mouth odor to wane?

>implying I don't already eat garlic every day to ward off vampires

>jamaican education

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So am I supposed to use the fermented garlic or the garlic honey?

t. retard

t. gay alien skull w/ prey eyes having $oyboy

>In Mohammed's writings, he equates garlic with Satan when he describes the feet of the Devil as he was cast out of the Garden of Eden. Where his left foot touched the earth, garlic sprang up, while onion emerged from the footprint of his right foot.
>In Palestinian tradition, if the bridegroom wears a clove of garlic in his buttonhole, he is assured a successful wedding night.
americanfolklore.net/folklore/2010/10/garlic_superstitions_folklore.html

Since when did Indians eat a lot of garlic? It's the Mediterranean where they're garlic hogs.

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C'est mignon

Mein neger

Furries get out!

A lot of cultures were/are against garlic and onions, for being so pungent. Ayurvedic, Buddhist and Taoist tradition teach against the eating of garlic and onion (or only using for medicine rather than regular diet), and I think the Ancient Athenians held such a prejudice at least against garlic as well (though peasants probably didn't share the same anti-garlic values as Athenian urbanites - garlic is a star peasant food throughout Europe like he said >47249132).

Other than its pungency, it might have had an association with heavy meat consumption (relevant at least to Buddhists/Hindus) as garlic and other alliums can kill parasites in meat and is often cooked with leat in many traditions, perhaps for this reason.

Yeah and be a white monkey who smells like a wet dog

Garlic kills brain cells.

do you have a single fact to back that up

hey u fucks, the ultimate reverse aging method is to be constantly starving, it literally makes u age slower. garlic meme doesnt do shit lmao,

and I can confirm, i basically starved for 16 years and now I look almost 10 years younger

>hey u fucks, the ultimate reverse aging method is to be constantly starving, it literally makes u age slower. garlic meme doesnt do shit lmao,
>
>and I can confirm, i basically starved for 16 years and now I look almost 10 years younger

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I mean its true, to live longer u have to live softer lmao, the more fuel and usage your body has/uses the faster you will die.

>I mean its true, to live longer u have to live softer lmao, the more fuel and usage your body has/uses the faster you will die.

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Can confirm. I’m friends with a retired bodybuilder and polyglot. The dude eats garlic every day, he’s 92 and he still lifts daily. I want that future.

EAT ONE WHOLE GARLIC A DAY

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a few years ago I was bored watching tv and flipping channels. PBS had some dude during the fund raising week that was talking about super duper healthy shit. He was talking about this great health elixir of a drink. It was a tomato, a half an onion and a couple cloves of garlic put in the blender. I thought, I have those , so lets do this.

gulp down about 8 oz of thick raw onion, garlic, tomato paste, within 30 seconds my stomach is lliterally rumbling. Run to bathroom and spend the next 20 minutes trying to throw up my stomach.

then eat fenugreek sprouts. Smell like maple syrup. so sweeeet