How fucked am I?
Can I into Zyzz mode?
How fucked am I?
Can I into Zyzz mode?
not sure if that's a nipple on the left, or just some weird purple growth
You can /Candle mode/
Looks like a nice steak
Is that a bacon?
Lookin like $18.99/lb filet mode
Jesus I thought that was a steak
wtf is this?
>Look at that subtle off-red coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god. It even has marbling.
capicola mode unlocked
absolutely fucked
check'd
You could be strongfat/bear mode with a lot of hard work
holy shit keep em comin
witnessed
checked
Got some good marbling OP
shit nigga, checked
>OP gets a six pack with that shit on him
>literally looks like a package pf ground beef walkong around
How
Cushing syndrome
rollin for dubs
digit's confirmed OP's gonna make it
Oh shit, I thought that the smaller one was a nipple
How do I achieve prosciutto mode?
Can we keep it going?
Not bad senpai
Fucking one off
66 get
TOOFY GAAANNGG
holy fuck
Rollin for tummysteak
lol kys
Based
This spoke the digits. Sorry bro.
Checked
checkk
Wtf is it? Like a stretch gash?
It's digits
more like pyzza mode
gimme digits
My sides. My fucking sides
The fucking digits in this thread holy hell.
Checked
Dubs and OP will be the next inspiring Jow Forums story
Yes, thats quite impressive
here comes another one
checkeddd
Oh shit
Lost my shit.
Thanks user
Just testing my luck in this thread, so
Check em’
rolling to keep it alive
Nice digitening, my boys.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
op its a sign, youre gonna make it
What the fuck is that red mark? A bruise?
>these digits
Easy dubs
>wrong
nice thread op is gonna make it
looks like boiling pot pic related
Fuckin tryhards
dubs and everyone who replies to this post gets a gf before the year ends
11 get
Not bad
I'm cutting that dark meaty part out of you and putting it on the grill with a nice baked potato.
Lol useless basedboy who wants free monies
check em
You guys are all doing it wrong.
it's really weird to see carl bildt on Jow Forums
my first thought as well
Gib dubs pls
I never ever get dubs yo
>all these failed digits
heh
If dubs, then OP is Jesus
About medium rare
dubs
Holy thread, all you guys with digits are gonna make it
>How fucked am I?
...um...
Okay.
You know that one short haired unmistakably gay lesbian on the softball team in every college that has fucked all of the other dykes on the team twice? You know, the one with the great set of tits and surprisingly thick ass and legs?
The dyke who's all better man then any man out there?
Okay,
Remember the time she got dolled up and showed up in that halter top and tiny pair of hot pink shorts and for the first time looked hot as fuck and went with her totally platonic black male friend Jamal to his all black sorority as a guest to that party they were having?
Remember how Jamal had to princess carry her home the next night and she was obviously completely naked in a large T-shirt that was still wet from her getting out of a shower?
When she was humming softly and saying "when can we go back to your place again Daddy" before passing out?
Yeah. You're that fucked.
Sirloin Steak mode
I suppose if you were to cut it off and tattoo abdominal muscles on the scars. But it would be very painful
bout to pull some dubs out my ass
Dubs are for peons.
Youre a funny guy
What? Man shut the fuck up
You just got to want it bad enough
Not kidding i kinda wanna cook and eat you bro. No homo.
Lose the fat and then check in with us again.
Dub Me.