How fucked am I?

How fucked am I?

Can I into Zyzz mode?

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not sure if that's a nipple on the left, or just some weird purple growth

You can /Candle mode/

Looks like a nice steak

Is that a bacon?

Lookin like $18.99/lb filet mode

Jesus I thought that was a steak

wtf is this?

>Look at that subtle off-red coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god. It even has marbling.

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capicola mode unlocked

absolutely fucked

check'd

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You could be strongfat/bear mode with a lot of hard work

holy shit keep em comin

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witnessed

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checked

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Got some good marbling OP

shit nigga, checked

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>OP gets a six pack with that shit on him
>literally looks like a package pf ground beef walkong around

How

Cushing syndrome

rollin for dubs

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digit's confirmed OP's gonna make it

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Oh shit, I thought that the smaller one was a nipple

How do I achieve prosciutto mode?

Can we keep it going?

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Not bad senpai

Fucking one off

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66 get

TOOFY GAAANNGG

holy fuck

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Rollin for tummysteak

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lol kys

Based

This spoke the digits. Sorry bro.

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Checked

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checkk

Wtf is it? Like a stretch gash?

It's digits

more like pyzza mode

gimme digits

My sides. My fucking sides

The fucking digits in this thread holy hell.

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Checked

Dubs and OP will be the next inspiring Jow Forums story

Yes, thats quite impressive

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here comes another one

checkeddd

Oh shit

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Lost my shit.

Thanks user

Just testing my luck in this thread, so
Check em’

rolling to keep it alive

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Nice digitening, my boys.

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WHAT IS HAPPENING
op its a sign, youre gonna make it

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What the fuck is that red mark? A bruise?

>these digits

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Easy dubs

>wrong

nice thread op is gonna make it

looks like boiling pot pic related

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Fuckin tryhards

dubs and everyone who replies to this post gets a gf before the year ends

11 get

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Not bad

I'm cutting that dark meaty part out of you and putting it on the grill with a nice baked potato.

Lol useless basedboy who wants free monies

check em

You guys are all doing it wrong.

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it's really weird to see carl bildt on Jow Forums

my first thought as well

Gib dubs pls

I never ever get dubs yo

>all these failed digits

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heh

If dubs, then OP is Jesus

About medium rare

dubs

Holy thread, all you guys with digits are gonna make it

>How fucked am I?
...um...

Okay.
You know that one short haired unmistakably gay lesbian on the softball team in every college that has fucked all of the other dykes on the team twice? You know, the one with the great set of tits and surprisingly thick ass and legs?
The dyke who's all better man then any man out there?

Okay,
Remember the time she got dolled up and showed up in that halter top and tiny pair of hot pink shorts and for the first time looked hot as fuck and went with her totally platonic black male friend Jamal to his all black sorority as a guest to that party they were having?

Remember how Jamal had to princess carry her home the next night and she was obviously completely naked in a large T-shirt that was still wet from her getting out of a shower?
When she was humming softly and saying "when can we go back to your place again Daddy" before passing out?

Yeah. You're that fucked.

Sirloin Steak mode

I suppose if you were to cut it off and tattoo abdominal muscles on the scars. But it would be very painful

bout to pull some dubs out my ass

Dubs are for peons.

Youre a funny guy

What? Man shut the fuck up

You just got to want it bad enough

Not kidding i kinda wanna cook and eat you bro. No homo.

Lose the fat and then check in with us again.

Dub Me.