Guys I need help, My boomer dad is cooking steak AGAIN

Guys I need help, My boomer dad is cooking steak AGAIN.

He's on this keto diet and for the past 4 weeks I've had steak at least 6 times a week. Granted he buys different cuts of it but still it's making me sick.

I just want to eat my ramen noodles but he just zooms into my room and throws it in the trash.

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eat the steak pussy baka kids these days

>bitching about your dad sharing high quality test-boosting red meat with you FOR FREE
>bitching about him getting rid of your söychow and replacing it with actual food FOR FREE
i dont care what color your skin is, youre a nigger

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BOOM

here comes the BOOM

ready or not

carbs are no longer allowed

ZOOM

into your ROOM

ramen, a pot?

Haha, son I'm throwin it out

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what a nice anime girl

I don't want to get fit I don't care, lifting for women is dumb and I do enough cardio to be healthy.

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>cardio
enjoy your clit dick

8/10 that was quick.

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no amount of cardio will make a diet consisting of ramen noodles healthy you limp wristed cuckold
check between your legs again, you might actually be a woman

>that 15 y/o zoomer that got dabbed on

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>He doesn't do cardio before and after sets

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I don't want to lift weights I don't want testosterone.
I'm not a fem I'm just happy where I am.

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>I don't want testosterone
Good goy

lol

Based Dad. On the real tho, he should be getting biweekly blood work if he’s doing keto over 50

no he doesn't
>what is vitamin k2

Eat the fucking meat and stop being a faggot.

>People are literally starving in the world
>People even in 1st world nations cannot afford steak even once a month.
>OP is throwing steak into the garbage

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I'm like the opposite, I can die at 35 for all I care as long as I am shredded and get loads of poon before that. Better a lion for a day than a sheep for 100 years.

I wish I could afford steak, all I can buy is discount bulk chicken
You would think a country with more sheep than people who have cheap lamb...

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Go back to /a/ you weeaboo twats

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God I wish this was my dad

How would you like a big T-Bone steak for dinner son?

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Fucking underrated post. 10/10

Fuckin savage

Topkek based

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i wish i had a monster zero right now

Zoomers BTFO yet again

Absolute kek