New /fph/

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Buddy went hard on the cheeseburgers and hit full Randy Bo-Bandy mode.

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What does fph stand for?

French Penises Hurt (women)

Sent a pm :)

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Frig off.

Flagellated primary Hilldawg

Fart-on-me Please Hhhhnnnnggggg

fat "people" hate

fuck penis horribly

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>agrees to fuck lardass wife again
>has to take viagra to fuck his fat wife
What a cuck

Likes and comments are the ultimate shame repellant.

That's like 11,000 calories, incredible.

I wonder what the upper limit for caloric absorption is before the human metabolism is completely maxed out.

>desert only 3 times a week

Fats really do think eating desert every night is normal.

How do they not feel shame?

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I believe it’s around 15000

I got 12,675 calories, that's like a week's worth of calories for me

>Hurt foot is turning into a hoof

What macros do I need to obtain this?

Love watching fatties pretending to be comfortable in their blubbery skin. Also kek at the literal perfect girls picking themselves apart to remain PC. American media is a joke.

youtube.com/watch?v=o1M4pIok0rc

I think they like the attention

Another goody.
youtube.com/watch?v=jGlanYaYIH8

Anyone else notice how vulgar bigger women can be?

This must be a new form of of murders getting off, well a specific kind.The old ones had to force their victims to eat food. Now these people will gladly do it

I imagine it's much cheaper and no one suspects a thing

Like I seriously think this has to be somehing like that who gives money to these tards

fat penis halt

There's a movie like that. It's called Feed and it's not very good

Lmao

It's pretty disgusting how often people eat dessert. 3 times in a week is already a lot and it's still not enough for lard asses. I don't ever get dessert. I am more than satisfied with my entree without some added sugar trash after.

I think she'd crush me and I'd be unable to get off, honestly.

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>he can't bench 400
lmao

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its dessert, nigga.

meant for this idk what the fuck is going on

>wife balloons up
>viagra
>counseling
has the husband blown his brains out yet?

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not all fatties are bad

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wtf

B I G N I P S

god damn it, itd be fucking nasty in there

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For Pleasuring Her(male)

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>I'm fat because I eat too much and never get out of bed
wow I've never seen someone admitting it

They do. All they feel is crushing shame all the time. They're not trying to convince others with haes or sjw stuff, they're trying to convince themselves.

Elastigirl dimensions

>fatlippodcast
This could've been a great yee yee instagram account but instead it hosts this abomination.

still gets me every time

do you realize how many people had to be delusional in the same area in order for this video to be produced?
this is why I can't work in a STEM office

You posting this webm every thread is the reason I can never hit the expand all images button

she's playing the victim by saying those things are out of her control. She eats but muh stress she can't get out of bed beacuse muh condishuns. The reason her heart rate jumps like crazy is because her organs are being crushed by her fat not because of any medication.

You don't like 'em CRUSTY legs?

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>doing splits throughout an entire interview
why do fats always have to show off their flexibility?

enter beast mode

How is it even possible to eat three large pizzas and a >dessert pizza

gunna do a bit of a dump, enjoy

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>go to mall
>steal a bunch of shit and hide it in pants
>scream I'M BODY POSITIVE LEAVE ME ALONE
>people instantly assume I'm just the usual unstable hambeast and let me leave

could this work

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what subreddit is this?

O great and mercifull Jehovah. What the fuck is this monstrosity?

jesus fucking god is this what american women sound like?

And she's proud of making people """uncomfortable""" aka her body being repulsive?

industrial light and magic

Pretty much, I can't remember the last time I've actually eaten dessert after a meal.

i love this bullshit responses. please tell me how healthy your eating disorder is. i bet you are a fatass.

Wut

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no man... they are, this is fotoshoped, look at the line of her legs.... someone the real Image?
Wouldn't surprise me if the real one is a smaller grill

it's okay to be in denial for some time. you'll wake up. you won't remember this dialog but you'll wake up one day.

no you misunderstand, the user you replied to wasn't defending fatties, he was agreeing they're delusional

>Harry Potter necklace
el em ay oh

>what can we do against the incel menace?
>why not turn them into voluntarily celibates?

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Literally worse than Hitler. At least this helps suppress my appetite while on a cut.

Any boys here who have fucked a fatty? I don't understand how you can even find the vag, let alone penetrate without a 36 inch dick

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Wtf, this is not attractive

me in the background

...

I'll be completely honest. I didn't even notice her foot until she pointed it out. She has many more flaws than just a deformity.

gf is ~190 at 5'6", not the biggest fattie on earth but certainly not slim. I am also pretty big, 205 at 5'11" emperor of manlets

idk it just works, some positions are easier like missionary and cowgirl, others are impossible like laying on our sides and trying to penetrate from behind. There are only a few positions that are impossible, with most of the "bad" ones just not being as good. Prone bone is nice, doggy is nice, cowgirl is nice, missionary is nice, that one where she is on her side with her knees tucked up by her chest and you are in an upright position is nice. Reverse cowgirl is hit or miss, and picking her up and pinning her against the wall like a 90lb girl is out of the question. We are both actively losing weight and going to the gym often so hopefully in a year we'll be normal size and get to do the impossible positions. /blog

>Infinifat
Is that what it says when they step on the scale?

this is the average "trap." you may not like it, but this is the absolute state of crossdressing.

keked

I am the globglogabgalab