What's a carb free alternative to putting milk in your coffee?

Stop being a dumb k*toid

or just stop being a faggot and just drink black coffee

Reminder that caffeine leads to stress, knocking you out of ketosis.

reminder that heavy whipping cream isnt carb free

Technically true yet nearly always irrelevant.

Just plain false.

Just stop being a little Nancy boy and drink the damn coffee black fatfuck

Holy shit I legit thought she was in her early 40s

A big ol' cup of "man the fuck and drink it black", you fucking pussy.

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ice, makes your taste buds numb so it tastes less like poison

She's actually not that bad for 35, just has to lose some weight

Get fairlife milk or some other comparable microfiltered milk product. It's got about 50% less sugar and 50% more protein than normal pasteurized milk, no lactose, and imo it tastes a bit more creamy and rich too so you can put less into your coffee. Per 8oz their whole milk is 150 cal, 8g fat, 6g carbs (all sugar), and 13g protein. If you put 2 ounces into your coffee thats less than 2g carbs.

>i get regularly assblasted by a middle age woman and I do keto
Pathetic.

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just drink it black. fucking zoomers and millennials cant go 5 minutes without experiencing a dopamine hit.

wanna know how I know you're from reddit?

I still put milk even on keto, since anything else tastes horrible.
I just make sure to keep it

if this actually tastes decent, it's a huge hack for me. trying to eat as many eggs as possible, and i drink 3-5 cups of coffee per day. thx user

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Try and have your coffee black for a couple months. You'll adjust to the taste eventually.

fuck off reddit

I'm screencaping this to try it someday, if I find out you are memeing I hope you die in your sleep, otherwise godspeed user

you're literally inside all day to notice how youre supposed to look at 35...

[spoiler]not like that old hag[/spoiler]

Im not a hater but that bitch is ugly and looks old as FUCK

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No memes, frens, it's really just a synthesis of cafe de olla & Viennese hot chocolate to make a less retarded version of bulletproof coffee. Makes me feel good, and I find I drink less coffee if I have one of these in the morning.

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Coconut oil

why not just quit then?

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Heavy cream or almond milk or just drink it black like an adult

Don't

This.

Also, if you're doing Keto and want to get some good fat in there, add coconut oil to the coffee. Completely tasteless and barely alters the consistency/texture.

>Completely tasteless
then it's not good

This is literally the reason butter in coffee is a thing

seriously.

there are some badass sugar free drops Ben Greenfield reccommends, i havent had them in awhile but they are great. I think you can find on his website

she doesn't look that bad
just fat
she's not wrinkley or anything

WTF I am older then her by one full year. I thought she was 47. I still get asked for my ID when I buy beer.

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Aww the little amerimutt baby can’t stand the bitter taste because it doesn’t taste like concentrated sugar or fat like everything else

Butter or very heavy cream, obviously

childish kek

flavored mct oil

Damn how do you fuck yourself up that hard?
Drink your coffee black, kid.

Heavy whipping cream or a smidge of butter or coconut oil you dip

Stress is helluva drug.

Is that Mussolini on the right?

ITT: Jow Forums triggered by OP image
personally I don't think she looks that bad. she's actually kinda hot in a weird way. very wife-like.
anyways I'd imagine if she was part of a democratic administration the same triggered Jow Forumstards would be saying shit like "she's a man" and "damn what a fat cow"