Broccoli

Put cheese on it and bake it in the oven. If you want a super low-calorie version, use hand cheese.

Easy for you to just say that, my gag reflex won't let me. Literally the only food I have trouble eating and it pisses me off.

if you can't eat broccoli without adding things, then eat some other vegetable you cunt

Add peanut butter, onions sauce And gorlic and fry it a little

This stuff right here
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I love the broccoli in this.

As is. Trying to cover it up makes it worse.

Salt pepper olive oil and a squeezed lemon and I can have almost a full kg of broccoli in one sitting my myself.

Sucks to have fucked up taste buds.

a-user are you eating it raw?

does your head hurt a lot?

Just eat it pussy. It hardly has any taste at all so what's the problem. I hate half a kilo of boiled broccoli today no problem. Filled me up, great for cutting

i also hated it but i found eating it raw with a large apple helps reduce the disgusting taste , i eat it multiple times a week now

This

Wash it and eat raw. Imagine it's biscuits

>amerilards having trouble eating broccoli

JUST

Goes great with a glass of concrete

Eating brussels sprouts instead.

healthier too cook it lightly at high heat than to eat raw. from my shitty memory there are two chemicals, one is very good for you, has cancer fighting properties ect, however whilst the other chemical is active you wont get any/ little benefits from the good chemical. you need to cook it a little for it to deactivate the useless chemical and be able to absorb the good chemical

With a mix of olive oil, butter, pepper, cumin, seasoned salt, cayenne pepper (if you like spicey), and cheese.

This. the best broccoli is stir fried.

I use a bit of vinegar, but I do enjoy the taste of vinegar so.

Raw broccoli like all cruciferous vegetables are full of oxalates which you don't want.
Light cooking and lemon juice help to reduce that problem

Cut into thin pieces
Heat ollive oil in a pan
Add broccoli
Add red pepper flakes
Saute for about 10 min until soft.
enjoy.

are you actually a child

Is there a problem with eating a pound of cooked broccoli every day?

>last night
>eat some broccoli that's been sitting in a container in the back of the fridge for almost a week
>tastes a little off, bit crunchy but don't pay much attention
>get to bottom of container
>patches of white mold everywhere

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mold is an excellent source of protein and also staph infections

>steam it
>add Montana Steak Seasoning

Donezo Amore

Equal parts butter and onions sauce. Pour over steamed broccoli. Crack some black pepper over the top.

Also parmesan/mayo/garlic is a surprising awesome combo

I eat broccoli almost every day like this

pretend it's a dick. you always put those down your throat, faggot.

steamed, with a fork

Broccoli bacon soup

Cook bacon in pan to render fat. Remove when crispy. Cook onion in bacon fat until carmelized. Add a sprikling of flour and toast, to make a light roux. Deglaze pan with chicken stock and stir to incorporate roux. Add broccoli, one clove garlic, paprika, cayenne (optional), one bay leaf, and a bit of cream. Let simmer on low for 20-30 min or until broccoli is tender and flavors have melded. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Add back your crispy bacon. Garnish with cheddar, fried eggs, parmesan, sour cream, fresh herbs...anything you like really.

You can also blend this soup for a more elegant result.

Onions

I have about 1-2 cups a day... but idk if that is a pound or not.
I feel fine. Good poops too

Cut up, Fried in olive oil with onions. This os the best way to eat many things.

1. Put in blender
2. Add tomato juice, maybe a can of beets
3. Blend. Until free flowing liquid
4. Chug

steam it, add pepper. salt if you want.

This but cut up a couple onions with it. Also some peppers and maybe a sausage, pepper, salt, some potates, mushrooms etc.

+1

Your body will eventually stop registering the bitterness once it realizes it's harmless. Then it'll taste good.

To add to my post, I'd better eat my words and start eating bitter melon ASAP so I can eat that raw too.

Broccoli is good all ways

this
But blanch for a minute before stir frying.

Toss it with some olive oil, salt, and pepper. Roast it in an oven at 425 until it's cooked as much as you like.

It's fucking *delicious* this way.

Optional: Melt a little butter or add some oil to a baking sheet or cast iron skillet.
Spread broccoli out.
Sprinkle with salt, pepper, garlic, red pepper flakes, cayenne, or whatever the fuck you want.
Pop it into the oven at 425 degrees
Roast for anywhere from 20-40 minutes.

Judge doneness by appearance, it will shrink and start to get nice and dark and crispy.

Enjoy.

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>Most bearable way to eat broccoli?
raw

>there are literally """people""" who can't eat a simple fucking vegetable raw

I FED UP WIT DIS WHORL

Just steam it

Broccoli is my favorite vegetable actually.

eat it raw you fucking pussy, your telling me you can go to the gym and pump iron and push yourself to the fucking limit but you can't eat a fucking piece of broccoli

You ever try to eat something but your gag reflex won't let you? Call me a pussy all you like, it is what it fucking is and I'm trying to do something about it. I haven't had it raw before so I'm gonna try that.

With melted cheese

Bong akshully

Melt american cheese on it, add salt, a sauce you enjoy and salted butter

>american cheese
If you mean that orange gooey fake ”cheese” that’s sometimes advertised as ”hamburger cheese”, then no fucking way, because that shit’s disgusting. Maybe you meant something else, but this is what I associate with american cheese

There's cheap and decent american cheese. Cheap stuff is ok, but the decent one is great

Pan fried with champignon and oyster or a onions-based sauce. And red meat if you're into that

I don't get if this is a joke or not cause I love brussel sprouts

Chopped, with tomato sauce

Do people really have a problem eating it? I don’t like the smell but I don’t taste it, I eat it raw or blend it and have it in a protein shake, have nearly 150g a day

Broccoli and cauliflower soup based on milk and with a little bacon on top

with oyster sauce.
Get a bottle for $3 at your local asian market

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i blend it frozen with spinach flaxseed and lots of water daily

broccoli cheddar soup is fucking awesome

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this desu

cover it with tinfoil and cook it in the oven you stupid asshole

just do what your dad taught you when he put things in your mouth.

Learn to make crustless quiche my dude.

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steam it with salty water and make a cheddar cheese sauce.

user, eat with other vegetables. I mix mine with two cups of other frozen mixed vegetables containing carrots, peas, green beans, and corn. You get your recommended daily vitamin A and C under 300 calories.

replace it with spinach

melt some cheese on it

Steamed with lemon juice and black pepper.

wtf man I fucking love broccoli

I wish I did.

Fucking awful. Steamed broccoli with nothing on it is good for me, but the raw shit just makes me gag.

steamed with seasoning, or raw if you're not a gigantic pusspuss

Drizzle with olive oil, add salt and pepper, bake at 425 for about 20 minutes.

fpbp

the patrician choice

yes

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You have Problems eating Broccoli?
Whats so disgusting about it?
Are you an Amerifat?

This is the best way to cook broccoli, IMO.
>Let water to boil hard
>Put pieces of broccoli in the water
>Wait for 2-3 minutes
>Take it out
>Wash with cold water
>Eat
You get a crunchy broccoli that still has lots of good things inside and its tasty.

Lightly steamed with a little bit of butter, salt and lemon juice