Hey user you've gotten pretty beefy lately haha

>hey user you've gotten pretty beefy lately haha..
>wanna workout together sometime so you can show me how you got so big haha or practice wrestling sometime haha

What do you do Jow Forums? He didn't say no homo.

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Do chicks like that kind of body or is it only a gay guy thing?

Girls like whatever you want them to like, it's about charisma and presenting it in a good way.

He's a gay version of a Chad, girls like chads

Listen to Patrice Oneal radio and show it will answer everything you need to know

From personal experience, (just from talking I'm still a beta cuck), some girls like muscle, some girls like skeletons, some don't even care what you look like as long as you aren't a neckbeard.

It just depends on the lady, really. Personality and how you present yourself is probably the most important thing, regardless of body shape and tone.

Yes, but thats a gay pornstar and ive never seen that body on a non-gay guy. Girls want you to be yuuuge, this guy just worked butt more than a straight guy would

Sure but only if you promise to top me after

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Where's that picture of that thick as fuck guy sitting with his legs crossed

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If this isnt your goal body your a thot (male)

Sure man sounds good.
>go home and think if he wants to be my best friend

No wonder youre a beta cuck. Women are identical to men in terms of look preferences. Theyll settle if desperate like us

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rofl this guy has thors thighs

He has nice thighs, but hes sitting with them over his calves so theyre puffed out more, try sitting like him you’re thighs will be 下卄工匚匚

Me unironically

Sage and hide

Oh user, you better make sure to use lube when you fall for these things

fuck that fat nigger
you need FACE for these things, also height, light/white skin (black works only if turbo BBC like Elba), decent physique and again, FACE.

EW is he taking a sh*t!?

>kek, actually believing that
Women only say they don't care what body type a man has because of two reasons:
1.They don't want to seem shallow
2. They're insecure about their own bodies so they want to date someone whos 'their league' and wont ditch them for someone better.

If you think a woman wouldn't pounce on the opportunity to fuck ripped Chad you're kidding yourself

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God i just wanna have a qt gf i didn't ask for this shit...

Who cares what girls want girls want whatever you tell them what they should want

If you don't realize point 2 is the hard truth you're a brainlet.

First look
>oh lordy plow me
Second look
>is that a mortal combat tattoo on his hand?

ever since I started lifting I crave beefy hairy chested men and I want to be smothered under their thick tight solid mussles. apart from the tattoos, visually in that pic he's 10/10. no idea who that is though.

Looks like a hot bottom, but then...

This just screams average AIDS-riddled PreP bottom bear who only lets multiple clone-like bears dump their loads inside his saggy hole, no homo.

that face

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why always the same face

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It's bear face, the gay version of duck face

r u man?

>steve
he is repulsive. Justin, Klokov or Eric are the way to go, not Steve.

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He has a titty so i guess it's close enough.

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Steve raider, Greek/Canadian "model" aka rentboy

mind explaining who are these people??

He looks like a ripped Willie Geist

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hnnnng my heart

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Same. 100% straight otherwise, only started when I started lifting.

How do I get a thick core like this ? Not gay just wanna look like a tree.

I WANT THIS BODY POST MORE REEEEEEE

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An actual dog, like woof woof

Sorry i’ll
Do that

Actually to be honest theres not much more to this story. I mean there is but the basics are

>suddenly be dog, its like being drunk, nothing seems quite real, no focus. I was a small dog i guess and she kept me in her room.
> she speaks to me angrily, kicks me, occasionally hugs me, makes me lick her ——— while on collar and chain, doesnt feed me much. Eat and drink from small plate and bowl
>I wake up later and im human again, i was with her for a looooong time. Long enough that i had accepted it, but when i woke up it had just been two weeks and nobody had noticed i was gone

>and this is our sons room

It's almost like women are just like men and have different tastes

Woooaaa

Slut

...

Just beeeeeeeeeeeee yourself

>caring what women think
Never gonna make it.
>lifting for women
ABSOLUTELY never gonna make it.

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that nigger though that it was cool to not give a fuck about being cucked. don't listen to retarded niggers

t. Shit personality and boring

kek

>Tfw no Justin bf to make me protein shakes

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You also lift for girls subconciously or you're gay.

I lift for western civilization.
>or you're gay.
:^)

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is this your fantasy?

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It probably is

>do men like curves?

that's how stupid you sound

has he done porn yet?

Yes