Have you taken the gas pill yet?

Yes, explode. Explode with gains, that is.

his cells would die from the inside out. Maybe a bit of "melting" might occur

t. Gains goblin

oh shit, my covers blown

How do I replace my heart with an internal combustion engine?

Underrated

Well your body can't digest uranium in order to utilize the energy stored so no, what you'd see is someone swallow a rather plain looking rock and then develop stomach and colon cancer ten years later.

make sure your engine can deliver blood to both the systemic and pulmonary circulation. Make sure the engine only needs -55mV to trigger the pump.

>start running fast on treadmill
>roll coal and fill the whole gym with smoke
D E V I L I S H

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If stomach acid can’t break it down, you’re not going to absorb the calories.

Nuclear keto is a meme.

>nuclear keto is a meme
el oh el
What are the hardest elements for the stomach to dissolve (while still being able to fully digest)? Asking for science

Theoretically, if we had the enzymes and machinery to digest rocks, specifically uranium, what would happen then?

Impossible to say as that would be a fundamental shift from our conventional metabolism. People would just be eating rocks and tree bark to bulk if we could do that lol.

I mean is there any other way to harvest energy from uranium that isn't just a fancy water heater? That's why it's so energy dense, It's just spitting out hot particles right?

Kek fuck you

whatever it takes c'mon

First you have to learn what an element is. Then you'll realize how wrong your question is

Kek

This may be my favorite thread in the history of Jow Forums
I must strive to post better shit or i will be left behind
Touche OP touche

Never change Jow Forums

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But how much is that in prowtain? I NEED MUH MACRONS!

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What? We harness the energy in uranium with fission reactions that are incredibly exothermic and hence we use it to heat water for steam energy. That's sort of like saying coal is just a fancy water heater.

You are now moderator of r/ANormalDayInRussia :D

this thread gave me a lot of joy.

love you Jow Forums
(no homo)

You'd probably shit your guts out and die from heavy metal poisoning before the radiation could take proper affect.

i'm fucking dying thanks

>sootey braps

All the coalburners will be turned on

>"What heh, sit down my sweat naive child. Let me explain."
>Explains the exact same process using science jargon instead of normie words
>"See? You're totally wrong."

Fuck off pseudointellectual faggot.

Calories get two definitions. One is as a measure of how much energy something contains. The other is as a measure of how much energy a person can get from it. The usage for Uranium is the first one, as you don't get energy from eating Uranium; you just get cancer.

If the body could harness the energy from Uranium then it would still need something to build tissue out of. For the most part we're made of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen. It's conceivable that much of the mass could come from water, but the body is set up to get its carbon from food and that makes up much of the weight that would need to be gained. Without eating thousands of pounds of food there's just nowhere to get the Carbon (and other elements) to make the fat out of.

>hence
Kys yourself

i don't get it
someone explain

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I regret to inform you that you shall henceforth be known as a mobile-posting brainlet. Welcome to my filter, fagtron.

he's not wrong by any means you insecure loser

Nobody should be sorry that you get triggered over diction.

h-how many grams in a scoop?

>10th grade chemistry
>Fancy science jargon
Just lol

>his stomach is too weak to break down atoms
Pussy

Remember, bulking on uranium or plutonium needs proper post-graduation therapy. If you don't ingest enough graphite control rods you'll meltdown, destroying your entire neighborhood and giving you gyno.

The average idiot normie and average idiot on this site would say "MAKE WATER HOT" instead of "le extremely exothermic reaction", it is, by definition, science jargon.

Also
>Implying I'm not a mechanical engineer
>Implying I didn't just write an exam on bomb and flow combustion
Actually you'd be write if you implied the first one, one more year to go.

Did I say he's wrong, presumptuous fucking idiot? No, I said that he added nothing to the original user's comprehension of nuclear power generation.

>destroying your entire neighborhood and giving you gyno.
this fucking thread

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>you'd be write
yeah you're a real superstar mr mechanical engineer

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>Presumptuous
Why not just say cocky?
>Comprehension
Why not just say understanding?
See how autistic you sound?

i dont want gyno

Try not to be triggered by middle school chemistry jargon you fucking brainlet. "Fancy water heater" does not explain the process whatsoever, because water has nothing to do with the actual reaction and is just the medium of exchange. Any exothermic reaction (that means the reaction creates more heat than it requires as input dipshit this is simple terminology and the easiest way to explain the concept) could be described as a fancy water heater if we sat it next to fucking water. Shit you might as well call food a fancy water heater since the definition of a calorie is the energy required to raise the temperature of one gram of water one degree Celsius.

>tfw fell for gram of uranium a day meme
JUST

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You know, at the end uranium and that stuff is used to boil water and get steam, so... engineer user is not wrong.

see

Stupid.

>t. just googled "exothermic reaction" and "calorie"

YOU'D BE WRITE

why isn't his body in a million pieces

I was just satirizing what the other guy was doing

In the same way a radio next to a glass of water is a fancy water shaker, yes.

It is absolutely stupifying how intimidated you are by these simple terms to the point where you think they needed googling

>you'd be write

Dude, I'm a high school dropout, how do you fuck up THIS badly?

UNDERRATED

His gyno has a gyno

A bunch of japs showed up and pumped seawater into him, but they were too late to stop the gyno

It's almost like higher education these days is a dunning-kruger meme or something.

>trying to act smart and all high and mighty in a thread about drinking gasoline

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Under-fucking-rated.

The funny thing about Jow Forums threads is that they tend to encourage off-topic meta discussion. The OP could have been about anything.

I bet THE JEWS are behind this!

Kek

Is this the science behind the Incredible Hulk?

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>Calories get two definitions
A calorie is the amount of energy required to heat one gram of water one degree celsius, it's approximatey 4.186 J.
That is the sole and only definition. There is no second definition.

>The other is as a measure of how much energy a person can get from it.
You are confusing definition with usage.
That the calorie (or kcal, rather) is often used as a unit for the estimated caloric content of food does not change the definition of a calorie.
Would the definition of the joule be changed if it became the "standard" unit for estimate of caloric content? No.

>Without eating thousands of pounds of food there's just nowhere to get the Carbon (and other elements) to make the fat out of.
What the fuck, no.
If the human body could utilize radioisotopes, they'd effectively serve as nutritional supplements that lower baseline caloric needs.
You'd obviously still need food for gains (as you point out), but the point of eating uranium would be that you'd need to eat LESS.

cool story, fag

Probably because I've been studying for all my waking hours these days.

I don't have have all day to waste on here these days unlike the armchair intellectuals ITT.

Based and redpilled

shouldn't it be Mark Isotope? Or am I missing something?

fucking brainlets ITT being amazed by the uranium calories.
Look up E = m*c^2

yea youre missing a few brain cells