Gym guards found the secret barbell hole

>be gym warrior level 99
>trying to get a PR
>ask gym priest to buff me
> "not enough mana, sorry bro"
> walk away
>level 1 gymbunny asks him the same
>buffs her without hesitation

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>go outside
>have sex

Wildebeest didn't get a slice of free pizza and now it's stampeding

newfag

Manlet pit had been opened! Manlets started pouring out and steel all >30lbs weights!
>roll 70 or more to stop them!

>tfw death knight
>everyone hates you
>will never get a gf for my dead corpse looking body
>gym paladins and priests bully the shit out of me in the gym
>will always feel dead inside
>never had a gf before i died and resurrected

i just wanted to be loved

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Elf's entered gym. They only walk on treadmills and do stretches. Every couple of minutes one of them stops for some low fat soi shake or to have theirs portrait painted.

Skeleton is working out.
>but why?

The local gym rapist isn't here today. I can finally do some dead lifts.

To be fair it scales
Also don't act like you wouldn't grind with her either

>someone spilled a red potion.
Now it's horney.

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>No, no no

this is actually the stupidest meme

>try to grind bicep but the barbell knight wont let me use the bar until I beat him in a joust
just fuck off already

>be gym warrior level 99

post body

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Gains goblins took all bars to different places of the dungeon.
> another fetch quest

Whenever I play a video game that lets me play a character with green skin I make him thin and weak as possible, with 0 STR, and I make him a brainlet with 0 INT.

I just dump into luck and speed.

I make it my mission to find and slaughter everything in the game with noticable musculature.

I'm roleplaying a gains goblin in every RPG and I'm having too much fun to stop.

>the gym mime always follows me around
>sees me doing shrugs
>picks up dumbbells, stands next to me and starts doing shrugs as well
>I can't stop because I'm not done yet
>we look like two retards doing shrugs together
I hate that fucking mime fag.

>enter gym
>quest journal updated
>fucks sake man I want to grind
>check quest
>manlet pit has opened
>gains goblins marched out
>curling in the squat rack
>lel procedural generation hasn't realized manlets can't reach
>quest is to autistically glare at them from across the room until they finish their workout, and convince myself they stopped curling in the squat rack because of my glare and not cause they were done working out
>quest reward: gains
>worth it

>be me, orc
>leg day in Mulgore
>high rep quest grind for maximum kodo gains
>working leg press for warm up at camp narache
>see Tauren personal trainer doing calve raises
>no srsly he's a drood trainer
>decide to just leave calves for today and go over to the squat rack at bloodhoof village
>taurenbro using it, ask to work in
>mfw "Will you help me find my dog?"

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dont know why this one made me laugh so hard

it's called mortally challenged you bigot

>running around the gym trying to get all the rare mounts
>still haven't found the rarest mount of all, a [spoiler]qt twink[/spoiler]

this faggot orc keeps bragging about his lifts and claiming natty but i swear to god he drank demon's blood

If I were memeing it would have been ohnonono or somesuch.
Fuck off, you summer so᠌yboy.
Nah, your shitty thread failed.

>Be me, warrior
>Decide to dual spec from into warrior/rogue, just want a few more points in dex and some of the skills to round out my build
>Didn't realise my gym drops are matched on class
>No plates dropping anymore, just fucking kettlebells and ab rollers

Am I fucked lads?

>Humour makes me MAD
Lay off the roids son

>regurgitated /tv/ memes
>humor

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Grocery jester throws ice cream at me while I’m trying to do cardio

FUCK OFF

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>arthas
>cucked by both jaina and sylvanas

>necromancer
>elf

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epic simply epic.

>Be me, speccing in pecs
>grab pl8 to put on quarterstaff
>mfw the pl8s a mimic
>mfw when gym goblin chuckles as i lose my gains

I hate DYEL summoners, anyone know how to get rid of em?

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fucking Kyle man

KYLE, KYLE ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This actually sounds fun, will try it next time

You know you aren't obligated to read this thread, right

>be twink slut gym bishop
>convince low INT gym warrior classes that I need their semen in order to replenish my mana for heals/buffs
>drain all of their HP through their dicks instead
>mfw

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>tfw couldn't make my 10 reps on the bench
>tfw the gym master sent me to the gym's cistern of lost souls for another 300 years

>tfw orc raiding parties spotted near my gym again. Last time this happened they made off with at least 5 of our gym's cardio wenches

>Doesn't know what HP washing is
>Calls others brainlets

Great comment. Upvoted

>the dumb dryad bitch is playing with her bird in the power rack

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>it's a manlet clan and instathot alliance fighting for the squat rack episode

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now dont be absurd, the otger stories were at least somewhat believable.

>implying this hasn't been happening for like 3 years now

> yfw you hear the manlet pen gate unlatch

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>the calisthenics warlock casts a burpee debuff on the entire gym
>critical failure on my squat because of extremely painful abs and elevated heart rate
I wanna fucking vomit

>be me lvl 1 demon hunter
>start working out with fellow low lvl sh
>1 year later people mire his dps
>I try to be moral fag and refuse to run sharpshooter to stay natty
>no longer get invited to play he says he has left me behind

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