As a nigga, how do I learn how to swim? I need those aquatic gains in order to join the navy

As a nigga, how do I learn how to swim? I need those aquatic gains in order to join the navy.

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Just take a fucking course nigger

i cant remember ever not being able to swim. what do you do when you're in the water ?

ex swim coach here, i trained a couple niggers back in my day how to swim. I recommend just taking a class.

Well, my dad taught me by throwing me into a lake.
You might not have a dad, so you should just jump into one by yourself.
Remember not to freak out, you won't drown if you lie on your back and just float.
The human body is naturally buoyant.
Swimming is just moving your arms and legs to scoop up and push away water, using the water resistance to drive yourself forward.

>black
Swimming in debt
Swimming in poverty
Swimming in crime
Swimming in negative self-defeating jealous thoughts
Swimming in hatred
Swimming in distorted views of reality imparted upon you by other envious and negative community members
Why not just take the plunge? You're already in over your head out of water, boy, what's one more variant of swimming?

Some turds just float, some just don't.

Get a job
Join a YMCA
Take swim lessons
Take solace in fact that you've done something you're absent father never accomplished

>2018
>being racist
I'm literally crying tears of sadness right now

>The human body is naturally buoyant.
Lean bodies don't float on their own. Only fatties do.

yes, they do. unless you're a lungslet.

>tfw way smaller lungs than the average female's

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Hardly a new experience for you

And that's a good thing!

fuck off

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Is swimming the key to fatherhood?

>t. basement dweller that has never gone to the beach
Everyone but extreme fatties can float, fat tissue weighs the body down which is why they have a higher risk of drowning.
Fatties aren't cartoonlike inflated balloons.

Go find your local pool, and get some paid lessons. But if you have to ask something as simple as that, you're not going to make it in the navy or any branch of the armed forces.

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It can be a pathway. Any skill can lead to success and it's something to pass down to your children. Being able to know that your kid is less likely to drown or die of early onset heart disease is a good thing.

(You)