Uni Gyms

Alright Jow Forums I am starting my freshman year of college in a couple of weeks. My parents never wanted to pay for a gym membership while I was in high school and I was too lazy or whatever to get a job so I couldn't pay for it either. I ended up just doing body weight exercises for my entire 4 years of high school and I am still doing them now.

Now that I will finally be going to my college's gym, what can I expect???? Will they treat a stupid DYEL like me with respect? Tell me what I'm in for, Jow Forums.

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Also tell me any general college tips you guys have because I am interested in that, too.

You're never going to make it if you don't shower on penis inspection day.

When you say stats are you talking about how much I can bench/squat? If so I have no fucking idea because I haven't done a weighted barbell squat since sophomore year of HS and when I did that it was only like a 75lb squat and I probably lost my gains from doing that.

Depends on your stats, but unless they're impressive no-one will care about you

Then you just are dyel.

you sound like a faggot

Just go there and don't worry about others. If your really self conscious, go when it first opens or when it's about to close. Usually less people there.

I go to the University of Maine and can say without a doubt, it is the nicest gym I have ever been to.
They spent 25 million dollars on the thing.
It has well over 200 people in it at any given time but is never crowded

Just make sure you bring your own lube unless you want to be in a wheelchair

you sound like an incel

No one gives a shit about you, lift heavy and stick with it no matter how shitty it seems

>"oh golly geez guys I'm starting school and I'm like SOOOO nervous please help me!?!"

you should hang yourself in your dorm room

>Bodyweight exercises for 4 years
>Dyel
I doubt they'll treat you with respect since you obviously aren't that good at programming or being consistent with your training. Then again I also doubt they'll disrespect you. In the end who cares, just go in there and lift weights like you pay for

Chill out there man, you're raising your blood pressure

sounds like someone had a bad experience in college lmao

First of all, dont go in there carryin' a cross, alright? Nobody likes some little grenwich village pardon-me pansy with a paint-splattered beret who writes his art poems with a fountain pen on parchment paper, you carp finned fanny paneler. You've a crotch for a character and eat gumdrops for breakfast, carpenter's boy. Soap thy arse lawn.

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u finan die

>Now that I will finally be going to my college's gym, what can I expect????
You fucking fag
You can expect a gym where everyone there is a student at the same school as you and there are weights that you can pick up and put down
What kind of a thread is this. Kys

>Will they treat a stupid DYEL like me with respect?
No. One. Gives. A. Fuck. As long as you aren't doing something stupid or lifting with horrible form, no one will even speak to you except to ask how many sets u have left. All the absolute unit college athletes get their own gyms, so you will mostly be around recreational gym goers.

>go to class
>dont pick meme degree
>try to stay competitive in your field(i.e. dont just go to class and get a grade, find other shit related to your major)
>find a way to socialize some so you wont want to kys
>sleep and eat well, dont try to be le stereotypical unhealthy college kid xd

Basically all I can think of.

Honestly these ALOT of squids who haven't picked up a barbell in their lives, so if you've been doing atleast something you won't look totally out of place. My advice is to hit the gym in the morning or mid-day, cuz if you go anytime after 4:30 the gym will be absolutely swamped.

Expect high tier quality /b/itches

everyone keeping to themselves, everyone works in and doesn't say a word, place is mostly kept tidy, lot's of dyel's

>Get a part-time job.
It adds work experience to a resume and gets you money to blow on blow, girls/boys, and whatever else.
>get friends
Quality over quantity. Someone to go lifting with, study with, similar interests and shit.

>I was too lazy or whatever to get a job so I couldn't pay for it either

Life ain't free and gains ain't sure as fuck free either, either you make money for yourself or starve to death for all I care, you Commie scum

uni gym is the same as a commercial gym except it can afford eleiko equipment

Live out ( if possible I know it costs stupid amounts for college in burgerland) and learn to cook also stem>90%of degrees so I recommend that

DO NOT eat ramen noodles. Just cuz other people are doing it doesn't mean you should. They have crazy amount of MSG, corn and onions.