Does Jow Forums play any sports?

I just started boxing today. I don't plan on competing, but I really enjoyed my first day. It was a conditioning class, technique will be on Friday. I should have started sooner. My footwork is terrible and I can tell that my glutes are fucking weak as shit.

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I grew up in a neighborhood surrounded by Mexicans, so I played lots of soccer. I played all throughout high school and college, and played on some decent intramural teams.

I want to start playing rugby, cause I've always wanted to even though I know nothing about it. I know I'm still fast as hell at sprints, even if I might be winded after a mile or two. I'm getting to the point where I have to start seriously worrying about injury though (32 y.o. boomer), so I might just have to put it on the shelf.

Also all the amateur rugby leagues around me are LGBT...so Jow Forums approved?

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Dallas will be getting a Major League Rugby team soon so there's got to be a few clubs there. They might be up north in plano or frisco though. I know Fort Worth has the Fort Worth Rugby club and they play teams from like Denton, Amarillo, Arlington. There's clubs around.

I'm a 32 yo boomer. Started rugby at 28. If you're fast you'll be on the outside against other skinny fucks so you'll be fine.

freeskiing, fuck out of here if you think it isn't a sport. Granted I'm not sethmo, but I backflip, frontflip, 360 both ways and drop 30 footers

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Any lacrosse players?
I was talking to my boys about battle born. Turns out it only has 30 concurrent players on average
So you could easily be top tier in the game
Made me realize that if I got into lacrosse a sport white people made because they are shit at every other sport they made then I could be the greatest if I tried
Turns out shit is expensive don't wanna invest in it if it's actually tough to play. Should I take the plunge and be the GOAT

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>lacrosse
>a sport white people made
You idiot, it was made by the Iroquois in the 12th century.

Muay thai
Waterpolo in high school

IDK lol my uni team is all white all the Niggers play football and the soccer team is spics

Goat sport. Up there with Oly lifting.

What position?

Shot put and discus

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Union >league

Major League Rugby is rugby union

lol playing a faggots version of football

i referee soccer

Who here \ultimate frisbee\ ?

Fair enough. Carry on.

I play beer league hockey on wednesday and pick up on the weekends. its easily the most fun way to do cardio, every shift is basically HIIT

Athletics 7 times a week, mostly sprint, javelin throw and hurdles
Sometimes swimming, long distance running, cycling, climbing or bouldering

bjj for about a year
just started wrestling yesterday jesus fuck its a whole other beast but its what ive always wanted and just became available.
coach actually told me NOT to lift weights, itll just limit my recovery but that killed me inside so im going to keep lifting at least 3x a week on bjj days and my day off

Golf

Yes
>inb4 brainlets say no
You didn't forget your brain gains did you user?

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Very appropriate picture I hate how yuja Wang dresses like a slut for ever performance

Rugby is better than American football
>no nigger kneeling
>no 5 minute break for 30 seconds of play
> less chance of head trauma while still allowing tackles
>fields and equipment are a third the price
Prove me wrong

Basketball, I mog nogs all day

Lfl

I hurdled through high school and got a scholarship out of it. I was nationally ranked at one point. Good shit.

Wrestling for about a decade.Fell in love with coaching. Still throw on the shoes and beat up on the kids a few times a week.

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I also was a swimmer in college but I wish I had played polo instead

Watch women's hockey

I play that and disc golf. Also tennis, basketball, volleyball, badminton and football sometimes. Team sports are fun and I wish more people on Jow Forums weren’t too shy to try them. Seems like most people here do autist shit like martial arts.

god i wish that ball was me

basketball a couple times a week

esports baby

same

I play squash for my university

>Ok I love to watch it over and over again...
>but why can't wyoming do something without the urge to show their body assets?
>Literally in every single discipline out there.
You answered your own question you idiot.

>make football team
>Be linebaker
>safety bro made helmet to helmet contact, got ejected
>touched a qb 0.00003 seconds after he throws the ball, gets fined, gets penalized somehow got other team a first down
>make an interception, ran it all the way, celebrate after a touchdown, got fined
>made a really good play, one of the fat fucks was holding another fat fuck, repeat down, 10yrd pentaly
>grab a gatorade because i only play half a game, red my favorite flavor
>The running back just tore his ACL, again
>welp there goes half of our game plan
>QB got his third concussion this game
>welp there goes the season.
>One of the fat fucks cant push fat fucks as well as the other fat fucks
>welp, the entire oline is trash
>Wide receiver bro smoked weed, got an 8 week suspension
>Allstar bro beat their wife, gets 2 week break
>Play my ass off, low scoring game
>Feelsgoodjpg.
>Some scrawny old fuck come out and kicks a ball 40 yards and scores 3 points.
>Touch him anyway, gets fined
no faggotry here

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i wrestled all my life until i was 17 and started popping boners all the time due to faggotry lel

BMX racing masterrace. Hope to see you at the worlds next year

Does competing in Olympic weightlifting and powerlifting count? Hold state records in bench, deadlift, and clean&jerk

yeshmate, me too its awesome but I've done since 6 tears old and I'm starting to worry about my hands, I've never seen a judo player get old without long term injuries and fucked up hands

A wrestling faggot seems like the most dangerous thing ever
You are trained to dominate other men and take their back, while having a raging boner at the same time

how long before they start wearing armour?

Boxing, climbing, swimming and jogging.
I hate team sport.

Amateur boxing here, any1 else?

I used to play comp Dota in my teenage years and was fairly good at it, but stopped due to increased workload that forced me to adapt more /fit hobbies. Any suggestions for a team-based sport that a person with REALLY bad eyesight can play safely? I used to really enjoy tennis and volleyball in my childhood, but I can't play that shit with my myopia.

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yeah. been doing it for 4 years.
had couple of matches, won 4 and lost 3.

Surprised more guys here don't play golf. It's the ultimate way to spend time with your buddies and it's a great in with powerful people in whatever industry you're in. I hated it when my dad would drag me on the course when I was like 12 but now I can't thank him enough. I play with my father in law every weekend and we are much closer than he is to any of the other son in laws.

>cannot function as a member of a team
to the absolutely nobody's fucking surprise

Mostly Judo and BJJ, 8 and 6 years respectively. Still do Aikido and boxing on the side. Plus mountaineering.

>autist shit like martial arts
Go try a drop in and try to keep up while sparring. You'll be too tired to think of autism.

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I wouldn't be able to keep up with race walkers either; that doesn't make it any less autistic.

>cannot function as a member of a team
how about I just dont like it you stupid faggot.

>white people shit in every other sport?

Whites dominate in a number of sports:

>Football (what you mongrols call soccer) is very white dominated, look at the countries who win championships.
>Ice hockey
>Field hockey
>Not being a nigger olympics

squash, boxing, real football

Softball. Just local league, nothing serious. Really just an excuse to hang with friends and have fun.
But it feels great to crack a base hit and sprint for that bag. Feels great to field a grounder and drill it to first and get the out.
I recommend local sports leagues to anyone nowadays.

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I HIGHLY doubt women created the sport in the OP.

That said, where do I go to watch such an event?

What is it actually that makes you consider one of the most demanding forms of physical activity autistic?

>What is it actually that makes you consider one of the most demanding forms of physical activity autistic?

Exhibit A

sounds better than what it is
>be decent wrestler
>after first gay experience suddenly start bonering up while wrestling
>hope it will go away on it's own
>coach says it's normal for my age
>compete
>winning over this kid
>pop boner
>his dad comes up to me after and grabs after me
>calling me "faggot" basically spitting in my face telling everyone how i shouldn't be allowed to compete with his kid
>coach had to pull him off me
>coach told me he was just pissed that his kid was losing
>everyone heard and saw the scene he made
>never been so embarassed in my life, truly humiliating
>he's banned from entry the rest of the weekend
>few days after i tell my dad i don't want to wrestle anymore
>he doesn't look at me, only says "ok"
>never speak of it again
i miss wrestling everyday. missed out on my scholarship as well
i've got a vid of the whole incident i could show u guys if anyone can teach me how to censor vids.

god bless you i hope youre a good influence

what a cocksucker, should have fucked his son and left him as the dad from the prostate exam greentext.

shame you quit after that.

cause they're complete trash at the activity itself, so they show off the goods in order to still get attention. then they delude themselves into thinking that all this attention comes because they are good at what they do, that's how they get their massive inflated egos.

>2018
>still no krobelus gf

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same bro

Invalid, try again.

lel good idea should've asked u guys for advice. yea it sucks but even without the incident, the erections started to get too much for me. the gay shit isn't something i'm exactly proud of n ppl started talking. the school even did some stupid lgbt-inclusive campaign after but i don't know if that was the reason or not. either way i had already quit so at least i didn't have to go through that humiliation lel

If you actually compete and your name does do hold those records sure. If you don’t actually go to competitions no.

I played NRL for a few years, broken ankle, broken nose x3, fucked my shoulder so i cant go over 30kg ohp, nearly paralyzed (scorpioned).

If i could, i would of never picked up the #13 jersey and instead gotten into gymnastics, i wanna lift girls, fuck tackling sweaty guys for a ball..

Whatever im not standard or high and mighty one myself but if you arent a prancing faggot or a queen who gives a fuck about we you do in our free time, ive dabbled in slaying boipussy myself .

Youre a probably good dude and you dont need me to remind you.

thanks dude that means a lot actually.

my man

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Lacrosse player here. First, refer again to and remember how much of a retard you are. Second, just googled BBL and it's a box league AKA you're kind of a faggot if you start there; field lacrosse is the GOAT.
>could easily be top tier in the game
lolnah. I love the sport but there's a big learning curve. if you can run (and run fucking hard) you'll be able to minimally compete but to actually be good you need to be fluid playing with both hands which takes a few years of practice. buy used equipment until you're reasonably good.

your coach is wrong, pretty much all the top jiu jitsu guys lift

exactly what i thought.

had me stressed out and self loathing all day yesterday

Seconded lifting will improve you in any grappling sport
T. Judoka

I wish I got into sports when I was younger. Baseball is so fucking good

Because in a world manifested by men, women must demonstrate additional assets to further their accomplishments and rise up the social ladder/class system.

I play and really enjoy tennis

lol

Love this. Go dogs