>LIFT FOR YOURSELF, NOT FOR WOMEN. You will be happier in the long run
>lifting slows aging and increases your quality of life at the same time
>Having sex with someone who you actually love is better than meaningless hookups
>Don't be a brainlet. READ
>In a new city and don't know how to make friends? Join a coed sport's league
>INVEST. Don't just let your money sit and collect dust in your checkings account. It loses value constantly due to inflation
>Don't shit where you eat
>Use a condom dumbass
>If you're not open about what you like, you'll never get what you need
>stop drinking soda and drink water instead
>stay the fuck away from horse girls
>bro splits are retarded if you're natty. Stick to U/L, PPL, or Full body
>STAY AWAY FROM OUIJA BOARDS
>wanna look like a faggot? Wear lifting gloves
>minimize alcohol consumption, especially beer
>wear lotion and sunscreen so you can eventually be that boomer that still looks like a zoomer
>leave you comfort zone and put yourself out there
>RDLs>Deadlifts
>you can't control your height. Stop acting like an incel and learn to live with it
>if you're cutting, keep yourself busy or you'll hate life unless you have strong willpower
>you're probably not as ugly as you think you are
>when an actual boomer says they can't hear you, speak deeper not loader
>Put a sticker with a fake pin number on your debit card. Make the numbers hard to read. If you lose it and someone tries to use it (3 times), the terminal will lock your account and eat the card.
>When showing people pictures on your phone, zoom in a little bit so they can't easily swipe to other pictures.
>If you are alone for thanksgiving or another holiday, consider spending the day volunteering.
>If you make a sex tape on your phone, cover the lens for the first five SECONDS. That way, if you show friends or family anything from your gallery, it will just show as black.
>Looking for apartments in a new city? Make sure to reverse image search any images to avoid scams.
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>RDLs>deadlifts
What are horse girls?
Girls who are into horses. Generally absolutely psycho
Based comment on horse girls.
crazy bitches that need to be avoided
>>LIFT FOR YOURSELF, NOT FOR WOMEN. You will be happier in the long run
Everyone lifts for women. Just don't lift for a 'specific' women.
girls that are obssessed with horses. I knew at least 3 in every grade and they were all fucking crazy
I wonder why the fuck this is a thing. I'm not saying it's false either, I 100% have experienced this phenomenon a lot in my life.
Does it have something to do with the fact most young girls ask their daddy's for a pony when theyre young and they actually get one? Or is it because they're all from rich families?
it's the riding around on a huge piece of meat
Having absolute control over a powerful animal between your legs makes a girl uppity in the long run
i knew a few horse girls. one of them admitted that she tried sucking her horse's wang to a mutual friend and after that i stopped fucking with horse girls.
use a condom? fuck off you imbecile
Spread your seed or be a doomed dumb cunt
>drink water
stopped reading. dihydrogen-monoxide is toxic
>stay away from ouija boards
Explain please?
I’ve always believed they’re nlthing but complete bollocks that doesn’t work.
I’d never try it myself because I’m not that idiot in movies that does it since he thinks it’s bullshit but then gets fucked over. not one to chance fate personally.
Same thing with old prisons. I don’t set foot on prison cells where notorious prisoners once lived but yes why is this stay away from ouijas there? Just seems random
Kek
>you can’t control your height.
Jokes on you I saved up and paid for leg lengthening surgery and gained 3 inches.
5’8 to 5’11,
I got some /x/ tier spooky stories involving ouija boards that I won't share, but I'm assuming op had a similiar experience. they're not worth fucking with.
Just stay away from them, my friend. It's better that way.
>paying money for leg lengthening surgery and still a manlet
And you're still a manlet
CHAD grows TALL during PUBERTY and YOU pay for MANLET SURGERY
Well as I said, while I think they’re a load of bollocks I’m also not one to tempt fate. I leave alone whatever leaves me be.
That said, I’m still open to hearing what personally happened to make you avoid them like the plague?
>e.g. how do you know it’s not just your friend fucking with you or your subconsciously trolling yourself with answers you know but don’t realise etc
>if you are going bald shave it immediately. Staring everyday at the mirror at your ever thinning head of hair can destroy you emotionally. I know, I’ve been there.
You’re subconsciously* my bad
It's not what happens during, it's what happens after. Things just tend to get weird and go wrong, even if it's just a residual subconscious psychological self fulfilling prophecy.
used to be that ouja boards were for communicating with your subconscious it was only when the Exorcist came out that they started being all about ghosts
>around blacks
>never relax
>if they’re white
>they’re probably all right
>if their skin is shady
>do a 180
Figures. I think stuff like the Enfield haunting and Amityville is all bullshit as well. It’s a self fulfilling placebo. The minds going to see and experience what it wants to see and experience.
I dont know man. I think it’s just the mind tricking itself. Its just a piece of plastic with a lense.
>when an actual boomer says they can't hear you, speak deeper not loader
Why?
high frequency hearing loss
also they'd just think you're fucking mad
>>LIFT FOR YOURSELF, NOT FOR WOMEN. You will be happier in the long run
Ok so I’m a 29 y/o boomer who’s /madeit/.
I’ve been lifting since I was 17 and am naturally lean and athletic. I got the face and frame and I’m king of the manlets at 5’10. My height has never been an issue.
However now that I’ve /madeit/ what does it matter if I don’t have a circle of friends or ways to meet women? I mean I work, lift, don’t smoke or drink or do drugs anymore but it’s just me on my own looking good.
It sucks drifting away from friends after college cos it’s hard to make friends in your late twenties.
I would take up martial arts again but that’s usually a sausage fest.
What do brothers? Any other aesthetic friendless losers out there? I’m not a virgin but my experiences with women cane from when I socialised and had a friends group and hobbies outside of lifting and reading.
Op why you scare of uija board ?
not trying to hate, but how can you say that you've made it?
Made it in terms of fitness and health goals.
Once you get an aesthetic body.
underrated
>stay the fuck away from horse girls
>minimize alcohol consumption, especially beer
>RDLs>Deadlifts
Do you have a discord ? I wanna hear this
Having friends is nice but if you want to meet women look for "buddies".
Either go out with your colleagues for drinks or whatever they like to do. Just drink water and be alpha about it if you dont want beer.
Or join some hobby group, martial arts is fine but as you say the male/female ration is against you, pick yoga or some shit like that. If you dont find a girl there still go out with others from this group like in option one. Most groups like that organize some kind of meetups and also you have some time to rest where you can do small talk and maybe ask someone if they're going to these meetups / want to grab a coffee after the class.
thanks user. Wish me luck
good luck boomer
Bumping decent thread
>stay the fuck away from horse girls
The biggest tits I've ever seen in person, but also the most violent handjob I've ever received.
They are a doorway for demons and other evil spirits to fuck your shit up
>Wear lifting gloves
People tell me only cucks wear straps and gloves to the gym.
I HAVE no choice lads.. my hands sweat bullets 24/7
Use chalk nigga
teach me how to escape NEETdom/wageslave. I can't go to college.
Is the 'learn a trade' meme real? If so, what ones?
Plumber. No matter what the advancement in technology, people will always need to shit. Until the robots learn how to fix shitters you'll be set. If you don't want to get your hands dirty then electrician but if you fuck up you could fry yourself.
Naisu headcanon. They don’t exist
I heard this recently but feel like it can be applicable
>when you get the desire to check your phone (or Jow Forums for that matter), write down the funniest or best thing you can possibly see. When you do check you see how dull it is and go right back to the important shit you are doing.
Have not trued this but seems like a good way to stop slacking off
>the year is 2059
>people shit in force fields
>force fields desintegrate fecal matter on contact
>plumbers become unemployed
>luckily enough, indians are still more than a century late on shitting technology
>they just discovered the toilet
>massive immigration of plumbers to india
>they still have a job for a century or two
e x t r a b u f f
I had to deal with a false rape accusation recently.
Here are my tips:
-Because the accusation is false, you know without a doubt she has no evidence, so say as little about the situation as possible, unless you have definitive records (phone call logs, text messages, pictures, friends who can vouch for you) of where you were at the time the cunt decided to try to destroy your life. By saying a lot, you risk fucking yourself over, don't do it. Speak to a lawyer.
-If/When the police come to you, respectfully say that you will not be answering any questions without a lawyer present and politely shut the door
-If they arrest you and take you down to a precinct for interrogation, DO NOT SAY A THING TO THEM. You know how when the police arrest someone, they say, "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you."? It's real. The cops want you convicted, they are not on your side. You have the right to be silent, use it.
-If you aren't interrogated, keep a low profile, until it passes by. They can't convict you if there is no evidence and you barely tell them anything.
-Different states take these cases more seriously than others. If the investigation goes full throttle and you're in court, make sure you said nothing that could incriminate you and always have your lawyer with you when speaking about the case. The U.S. has the mantra, "Innocent until proven guilty", but the problem is, the courts and justice system is fucking filthy that some people are convicted even without evidence b/c the jury agreed you are guilty. Now don't let that scare you, those cases are rare, I just want you to know how bad it can get.
-Overall, if there truly is no evidence and you keep a low profile, you'll likely make it out. Most rape cases that don't have evidence barely ever make it to court to begin with.
I'm only 18 years old. Some of you are younger and older. Keep this stuff in mind.
Be safe boys.
>no giant dripping horsedick
What the hell, guy?
How much does this cost?
What are the recuperation times like?
Did your friends or family freak out about you suddenly being 3 inches taller?
Is the process risky?
Thanks. Always have been curious.
>bro splits are retarded
> Stick to U/L, PPL
1/10
The most alpha drink to order is gin on the rocks. Make it expensive gin.
In America, gin is seen as some badass WASPy or Victorian era drink. I love it but I’ve gotten some looks and questions with my order. It’s the healthiest liquor. Whiskey is good too.
Also request a female officer.
It is huh, so that's why of all of the drinks I drink I can stomach gin the easiest.
Why?
Lmaooo aft the last one
Give me the loops broether
I love this meme
DESTROY THE CHILD
You will need to learn some kind of skill no matter what. Pick something within your opportunities that somewhat interest you and be prepared to attend boring days at school and hand in boring assignments. Assuming you are above average intelligence, unskilled labour will bore you.
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google palmar hyperhidrosis for info on how to treat it, I've had it all my life and i hate touching people because of it, but with creams and stuff i can manage. shit sucks
*May I have
Criminally underrated post
Gin and soda work too. Vodka is for girls and alcoholics. Gina and whiskey are “real” liquor store because they’re crafted to have taste and profiles, unlike vodka which is chemically engineered to disappear at the slightest hint of a second flavor compound.
>Having absolute control over a powerful animal between your legs makes a girl uppity in the long run
anybody here fuck with cosplay conventions? idc about gfs, I just wanna fuck some weird girls that are surrounded by incels. would a fit guy that isn’t an autist do well at one of them?
>Don't do anything with the endgoal of getting women. Women want a man who can be trusted to be self-motivated (so they feel comfortable handing you the reins of their life). Make yourself better for yourself, improve your life for yourself, and people (women especially) will see it and flock.
>people like to talk about themselves. Be patient and take what seems like a genuine interest in others and they will love you. Ask lots of questions about them and their life.
>determine what your moral boundaries are and don't ever cross them. If you decide you're not okay with cheating and she cheats, no matter how much you love her, end it. You're around yourself 24/7/365/life, and if you bend your knee to someone you're around for significantly less time, you'll hate the time you're with yourself.
>know when to cut a friend off. If they're constantly dragging you down, and refuse your help/ encouragement, don't let nostalgia hold you back.
As a cop I’d say my best advice is, if you are actually worried, just lawyer up. Your right is to “remain silent” but ultimately by invoking your Miranda rights you are not agreeing to being questioned without a lawyer. It’s so you can’t incriminate yourself. I’ve dealt with a few rape accusations and can say the majority are bullshit and we don’t even charge the supposed actor let alone prosecute. It’s because once the “victim” gets sat down with detectives and realizes she needs to get locked into a recorded statement and get put through a rape test kit at the hospital they get cold feet. We aren’t idiots and we don’t just foam at the mouth when this shit comes up and go gunning for an arrest. I will say if there is some plausibility to the victims story AND you lawyer up, it does give the perception that you might be guilty but who cares. In the end if you lawyer up and the rape case goes further they will likely get a recorded statement of the victim that she will have to corroborate in court, and a search warrant for your DNA and a swab under your fingernails. If anything comes back then you might be fucked for NOT saying “yeah we had consensual sex and so and so can vouch for me. So just use your head. Honestly if you didn’t do anything wrong there’s a very slim chance you will get in trouble
Oh and if the accusation is proven to be false and there is evidence that she straight up lied, pressure the prosecutors for a false report charge. They are becoming more common especially after rape cases. Many times they will monitor a phone call that you make to her and you can ask her “why did you do that to me? You almost fucked my life up forever” etc etc and she will confess over the phone while they listen that she lied which will bury her in court.
Learn to go with the flow
I'm not saying you should become "blue pilled" or a soft cunt, being fully aware of society and its flaw is necessary to learn how to do it
you just need to let things go and never show to anyone how the actual state of human decandancy sadden/disgust you
when you talk to girls and, somehow they like it when you're saying "it's how it is in society, you're not totally at fault, but you must be stronger", rather than "dumb slut, get your shit together"
Most cosplay girls are ugly incels as well. All the hot cosplay THOTs have boyfriends, and the only way you can access that pussy is by paying for premium snapchat.
>get involved in team sports
>run outside, not on a treadmill
>>When showing people pictures on your phone, zoom in a little bit so they can't easily swipe to other pictures.
underrated and most life improving piece of advice I've seen in a long time
bump
>Put a sticker with a fake pin number on your debit card. Make the numbers hard to read. If you lose it and someone tries to use it (3 times), the terminal will lock your account and eat the card.
This is actually good advice
A beainlet that reads is just a brainlet that reads
>STAY AWAY FROM OUIJA BOARDS
That's pretty horoscope tier stupid
As I bumped without any advice
>Stretch motherfucker, fuckin DO IT
You realize the moment a robot can learn anything, literally anything better than a human, they'll replace everything within a year due to infinite intelligence
>been accused for rape
>18
Nice bro
I'm new and don't know things. Can someone tell me what U/L, PPL, full body, and bro splits are? I don't see any mention of them in the sticky.
And what is an RDL?
>always have a project or goal you're constantly working towards, even if on the side. A slow slide into depression may ensue otherwise.
>if you're in your 20's and don't know shit about personal finance, look up compound interest. Once you understand the insane power of it, start doing basic research on personal finance and find the best passive investment strategy for you.
(It's honestly kinda sad how many people my age I try to educate on it, who wilfully ignore it.)
>Reduce overall inflammatory foods and drinks in your life. Enjoy having healthy joints and fully functioning digestive system? Start eliminating most sugars, foods in high sodium, and processed grains. Enjoy feeling 5x better.
>If you want to have a reliable and constant group of friends - become the initiator of a group activity such as D&D, music, outdoor activities etc. Host a night every week where everyone shows up, and people will start to look to you as a social pillar. They will start to invite you to events on their periphery and introduce you to new people.
>When studying something new. Don't brute force your way through studying a subject for 2 hours+. Studies show your efficiency drops off a cliff at around 25 minutes. Use the Feynman technique of studying for 25 minutes, and then explaining in laymans terms of what you just read. Then fuck around for 5-10 minutes while you let the idea stew/think about something else. When you sit back down to study, go over again in your head what you just studies, and continue on.
>As other people have stated above. Ask people about themselves and they'll fucking love you. An user told me to picture a D-Pad when you're having a conversation. When someone tells you something about themselves you can either "press up" and ask something specific of what they just told you. "Press down', ask what they love/hate/think about it conceptually or on an abstract level. Or if that fails, press left or right to relate it to something in your life.
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nothing helps against my narrow ass jaw. could just aswell stop lifting because everything people get when they see my face is that I'm weak
This is great advice! Thanks
This, can vouch for it.
Sister to used to ride, everyone was a bitch to each other. Later dated a girl who was fat AND crazy, after I dumped her, I learned that she’s into horses.
Stay away.
>INVEST. Don't just let your money sit and collect dust in your checkings account. It loses value constantly due to inflation
That's where you're wrong kiddo. You know that people with cash were better off during the 2008 recession, right? Investment is literally gambling. I'm telling you this as someone who does finance.
My grandpa almost panicked bailed in 2008 with a few million in etf's. His adviser told him to sit tight, and now he's doing better than before.
Just don't be a jumpy bitch and if the market hits a downturn, wait it out.
Based cop. Thanks, man.
What can I say?
Fat American women are pathetic.
Cool, I wrote the answer using what I've learned through the process.
I won't go into to many details, bu I literally never even scraped shoulders with this woman. We just so happened to take the same Taxi and i get a call like 5 days later that I supposedly raped her.
It was such an annoying thing to deal with.
This fat, ugly, cunt lied directly in front of the police, it's was almost hilarious.