"Wow user your still a virgin, even with all those gains"

"Wow user your still a virgin, even with all those gains"

> Th..th...They make me anxious to be around

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I don’t get this comic when I tell girls I’m a virgin they try to hook me up with one of their friends.

you must be a fucking teenager. women would just try to hide their disgust and subsequently cut the contact with you if you're older than 20.

Turned 20 a month ago so that’s fair. I think most people would be chill till around 25, but if you can’t get laid at that age there is probably something wrong

How come no one uses the religious motivation excuse and just mention on the side that they had several chances but chose not to engage?

You know if you guys don't tell anyone you're a virgin they'll never know.

I think the point is that men are generally devalued or shamed for their failure to abide by society's sexual expectations (to not be a virgin), while on the other hand there's this huge movement to normalize sluts even as society's sexual expectations don't condone their behavior

They're counterparts, and yet the same people who get heated about slut shaming will openly mock and demonize virgins. The whole reddit "incel" thing is a good example.

women can smell it

Told a girl I was seeing that I was a virgin at 20 and she quickly removed herself from any future contact

LMAO This just happened to be yesterday but with a gay guy. WTF is up with this? Do we have to become slutty even once to be eligible?

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I do this, and it's not even an excuse it's the truth

I just meant to say that no woman will be repulsed by your virgin card if you clarify your religious motivation.
>Reminder that once you make that choice, thots will be crawling out of the woodwork to temp you
I had a 27 year old woman offering me a job if I occasionally travelled and had dinner with her. (Some guy who worked for her told me in private that sleeping with her was also included)

>no woman will be repulsed by your virgin card if you clarify your religious motivation

yep, she'll be repulsed by your religious motivation instead.

Possibly.
However, I talk out of experience with women sniffing out my lack of experience and asking me if I'm a virgin.

>telling people you're virgin

Might as well tell them how many times you masturbate as well

>i dont masturbate, i am on no fap and have gotten a lot of super powers from it

which is better to say?

this is why its easier than you think to become a later aged virgin. you might call be dumb and autistic but its very easy

>hit an age where it's kinda weird to be a virgin, say 20 or 21
>instead of using that as motivation to lose it, you become really self-conscious over your lack of experience
>know that girls will judge you if you are poor at sex or do other virgin-y sex things (getting erections easily from just hugging/kissing/etc, ejaculating early, etc)
>want to avoid the humiliation so you avoid those situations completely
>years begin to tally up, 22, 23, etc
>the higher age makes you feel even more pathetic so you avoid it even more
>etc etc

>attempts to lie
>get caught up on my bs almost immediately
What's with virgin speak that makes it stand up like a sore thumb?

This. Or, you find a fat hog on tinder and do a quick nut in her just to rid your v card, personally I'm fine with being a khv because I'm looking for a wife material girl who is the same and I'm sure she'd want me to be a virgin too

yeah, I pretty much gave up even considering it at 24. 29 now and women pretty much don't exist for me outside of porn, I just treat them as incompetent dudes with a possible PMS time bomb

shit i also should have added
>havent gone on a date at those ages either, so you get humiliated over not even knowing what to do on one so you also avoid going on dates

im a 26 almost 27 year old khv and this was exactly why. basically when college ended and i was still a kissless virgin never even gone on a date, that was basically it for me.

honestly the thought of tinder or similar dating apps scares me. i think that i could possibly do well over text with humor, but not only would my lack of looks and social life tank any chances of getting interested girls, but meeting a girl in person for a date setting would give me so much anxiety.

I think the key is to treat them like shit and stop putting them on a pedestal. I know this has become a meme of sorts now but it's pretty much the only way you'll be able to overcome this anxiety. Fake it till you make it, there's no other way

>virgin-y sex things (getting erections easily from just hugging/kissing/etc

m8, girls love this. it's a high test alpha sign, nothing virginal about it.

Yeah, if you act confident when she notices it then she'll love it, but if you shy away she'll instantly know you're a beta virgin. it's all about CONFIDENCE

actually as surprising as it may be, i do kinda treat girls like shit and i think its part of the reason why this has happened to me (along with my ugliness and no social life). not like really shitty, but just teasing them a lot. they dont really take offense to it and usually laugh but still, im not some "nice guy" who puts girls on a pedestal like most people think a mid 20s virgin would be

>tfw i get teased at work all the time, including by some female coworkers, for being a weirdo, like actual digs at my personality
>i laugh about it and do the same to them and tease them for things not even close to the digs they do on me, usually just a superficial thing or reaction to somethign they said/did
>comes out that "i am mean/an asshole"

they only like it if you whisper the lyrics of 'gummo' by tekashi69 is here ear.
>Niggas iffy, uh, blicky got the stiffy, uh
>Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh

Virgins will cum buckets the instant they saw a real vagina

Based and redpilled

no, not really.

virgin detected

>t. came buckets first time his gf allowed him to watch her get plowed by tyrone, hence everyone else must be the same

t. turbo virgin

>last gf was fucked in the head
>basically convinced me that the pros of dating/relationships aren't worth the cons
>(yeah sex is fun, but having to share a bed at night, major loss of free time, having to talk regularly and be available, etc. all suck)
>I've actually used the line "Sorry, I already ate all my calories for today" to turn down going out for dinner/drinks
>a girl I regularly talk to at the gym has been dropping major hints lately
>I've had to work out for even longer just so I have an excuse to not get food with her after she's done

I don't know how long I can keep this up. My only hope is that she gives up soon because I can't handle the social awkwardness of having to explain what I'm doing and why to our mutual friends. It's easier to be a dude that's too aloof to realize what going on versus a guy who is willingly choosing not to date.

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>tfw almost 25

>implying
I'd rather see her boobs or see her feet up close than her vagina

Sure thing virgin. Dont forget to pay your yearly blacked.com subscription

I've been through exactly the same this year, after some really fucked up relationships and even a failed marriage I came to the same conclusions and now I'm ignoring women and their advances on purpose but sometimes they're too pushy and I don't want to be a cunt either but I have no idea how act around women who seem to be attracted to me.

stop shilling your favorite porn sites, I only watch POV anyway. the jews really did a number on you

>he doesn't exclusively watch women masturbating
Gay, anything else is gay

Literally when the fuck has this convo happened? Incels are wild lol

>he doesnt only watch amateur camgirls masturbating

lel

I do too, by POV I mean everything that doesn't have a guy in it and you just watch a girl do stuff directed to the viewer, like JOI, striptease, etc

Anyone know of any virgin camgirls? I feel like it's an untapped(hehe) market

Are there any late life virgin websites that aren't self loathing shit holes? I want a community that's actually focused on self improvement. Even ones that appear good first all the guys are like "btw I'm 38 and live with my mom and work at mcdonalds and I still don't understand why women don't like me"

You're already here bro

Don't think so.

Listen up you dirty fucking virgins. Fear not the Jewish reaction of shame and disillusion from the weaker sex. Care not for the elaborate facade of the ‘alpha male’. Every interaction with the female is a mere diversion of your true potential. Seek knowledge from the cradle to the grave, rise above the shills, transcend into the Über Male you were born to be....also you guys realise you can just lie to w*men right? Jesus dudes grow sum balls

Are you not suppose to get boners will kissing or hugging? My boyfriend still does, its so cute and endearing. But I guess if youve never had sex with the guy, maybe it wouldnt be so endearing.

I know that feel

>tfw 24 year old dateless kissless handholdless virgin
Will the feeling of regret go away as I get older, or does it only get worse?

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DELET THIS :'(

yeah but we're talking about girls here. not fags like you

I don't even understand how you get a qt if you're out of school, friendless, and not social. I think I'm competent when I have to interact with people but I don't really pursue friendships or relationships. I admit it'd be nice to have a gf but I just don't see how I would go about it.
I've pretty much given up at this point, and accepted it and I'm fine with that. I have decided I want to live ruraly with my cars, bikes and dogs and by myself and I'll be happy. I hope

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I stopped carrying at all and I don't even consider an interaction with with a girl IRL leading to sex a possibility, but to by honest I've always had some fetishes (not something you'd bring up during a random hookup) and the idea of regular sex never particularly excited me

Ive had sex many many times and still cum usually within the first minute. But ive been blessed with a dick that can stay hard for two rounds almost every time. Then if i really try i can cum in like 15min. If the sex is slow ill sometimes never cum 2 times. With the help of viagra i can do 3-4 cums with one boner. Ive tried lots of stuff but i just come really fast the first time.
Also i lost i coulnd get it hard the first time i fucked since i was scared. Got some viagra and it really helped because i didnt worry about getting hard.
I do reccomend it to anyone who cant get hard when your about to stick your dick in.

Work or any other social activity, you know them and ask them out. Of course this needs that you do stuff with other people in the first place, join some kind of club and you're set.

exactly, their friends. they don't want you and they probably don't think their friend does but they pity you cos they think something is wrong with you so they try to comfort/console you and then make themselves feels better by helping you without having to do anything about it themselves

my current gf didn't believe me last year when she took my virginity, even after we had had sex

if you mention the nofap she'll be able to see your virginity ao you might as well just tell her about that

Post gf

Based

i think they come hand in hand so probably no

I just turned 26. I used to convince myself that it's not happening because I'm not doing anything about it, now I realize that I'm not doing anything about it because 2D porn satiates me completely and I'm addicted to it.

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they probably do come in hand

get to fuck m8 she's a nice girl.

heh

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Samefag

>fuck escorts
>Stacies still somehow can smell ive never had real sex

You cant hide!

>it there are literal virgins

.. Yikes

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This. Girls love the idea of taking a good looking man's virginity. Idk what everyone else is talking about.

There was this one girl in Utah on tinder that I talked to who was hot af and she said taking a guys virginity is her fetish. She said something like 10 or 15+ guys that she took the v card for. She's in southern Utah if anyone wants to search

>taking a good looking man's virginity
Well how the fuck does that help me, jackass?

na, I made the first comment and gave the reaction of a mild, singular breath laugh. if i was a samefagg i would probably give myself greater praise wouldn't I? never done it though so not sure. also never been accused of it so thats probably why i'm defending myself like this, even as i am typing this i realise whats the point? why do i care? theres no point. i shouldn't care. i would gibs screenshot but im on my phone and don't know how, they can be faked anyway.

Cringe

Just find a friendly hooker who like to play the gf part. I was fortunate enough to when I was 19 and got a lot of valuable experience from her. I might have now been a khv at 29 if I didn’t go to her.

>girls love to do this
>thats why they always pass it off to their friends
i bet a few of those guys lied to get sex, apparently this is a popular tactic

>getting erections easily from just hugging/kissing
if im attracted to someone i get hard from light petting, nothing wrong with that, shit i could brush my exes bum with one finger and get hard

No one even believes im a virgin. They all think im just joking lol. Its literally impossible to prove them otherwise.

D-Do we tell him its him and not his being a virgin?

I´m 21 and told a 32 years old woman im still virign. She likes my body and face.
Gonna meet up today probably. Any last advice for me?

Ask her to wear a monocle.
Thank me later.

don't worry if you're nervous, just try to get lost in the sensations, also make her a fuckbuddy if she's hot so you can get some practice in

lies, lost my virginity with a 8.5/10 girl at 22 while being a fat dyel
charisma>looks if you're a man

> also make her a fuckbuddy
yeah i´d really like that.
also, is my fear that she only finds me attractive in pictures rational or not?

I’m going to die alone aren’t I?

>>instead of using that as motivation to lose it, you become really self-conscious over your lack of experience
This is what did me in. Except it was kissing. When I was 12, my 11 year old cousin made fun of me for not having kissed a girl before. It embedded itself so thoroughly into my mind that even when the opportunity came at 15 years old for my first kiss, I ran away from the situation in case the girl was able to tell it was my first kiss and told everyone around us. 24 now and still KV. I went on like 6 dates with a girl I really, really liked and who really, really liked me. Best friends for like 3 years before this and I couldn't bring myself to kiss her out of sheer fear and anxiety. At 23 years old. People need to be more careful about what they say to others. It can be more damaging than they'll ever realise.

depends if you're photogenic or not, but to be fair if they are pictures of your face then theres not much that can change is there? so yes probably entirely irrational. just have fun man, and remember if you get to the bedroom theres literally nothing you can do wrong, she's already decided she's going to fuck you.

> Develop anxiety over your probable lack of performance in the sack.
> Realize you're fucking yourself over and lose it to a prostitute.
> Realize its no big deal.
> Happy sex life at 27.

You can do it bros.

>People need to be more careful about what they say to others. It can be more damaging than they'll ever realise.
No cunt. You must learn to be more resilient and take charge regardless of what people tell you. You should listen to people, and you should learn from what they say if you find it truthful, but you should not let it crush your life

>hey depressed guy stop being sad and be happy instead
You're a fucking idiot and you're trying too hard to fit in with the "tough love" crowd on Jow Forums. You're not motivational. You're just a faggot.

You sound like a complete pussy. I hope you do something about that eventually, for your own sake.

You know how that guy earlier posted about being able to spot a virgin by the way they talk? I've spotted one.

B-b-b-but I thought you just said people should be more careful about what they say to others because it could be "damaging."

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>h-haha g-gotcha! u-ur a hypocrite!
>smug cartoon reaction image
At least I was accurate in my assessment of your virginity.

For the record, I wasn't even the one who said it could be damaging. I just jumped in to make fun of you for trying to act like a big tough love faggot.

>has to justify himself because he knows he's coming across like a sperg

You're acting like Shia LaBeouf in his retarded youtube video and calling others spergs? The utter state of you.

Anons i need advice, somehow my aspie ass has managed to get a girlfriend. Thing is ,she's really into me so sex is gonna happen sooner or later, but i'm a virgin at 21.
What should i do, tell her before, don't tell her or tell her only if she ask me?

Fuck her first.