>I go to the gym from 8-10 5 days a week >gym closes at 10 >every day this literal retard, skinny as fuck comes in >never really see him lift cause I'm in other parts of the gym or the sauna when he's lifting >come out of the sauna at like 9:45, about to get ready to leave >look over and see the squat rack loaded with 3.5 plates >odd because there aren't many people in the gym around that time who I know that put up that weight >look back after a bit and see the retard walking towards it >oh no >stop and look, thinking I'm gonna have to save this guy's life >he approaches the bar >gets under it >stops for no joke 3 minutes under the bar >im watching this whole time waiting for the inevitable guillotine that's about to ensue >he lifts it up off of the rack >oh shit here it comes >bends his knees MAYBE a couple inches >wobbles and re-racks it >looks at me and smiles and flexes
Not that crazy but I thought that mong was dead for sure
>Got the gym late today >that weird fat "forever bulk" fuck is there again >He just walks around the gym judging others or in the sauna checking out guys >Anyway, I know the gym is closing soon by the time I work up to my max squat of 3.5 plates >Just as I get under the bar foreverbulk gets out of the sauna. fuck. my intensity is blown just seeing him I begin chuckling to myself >I get under the bar and get tight again when I notice that weird fuck staring at me >I wait for a minute to see if he'll fuck off. maybe he actually has a life? >He literally puts his bags down to focus further on me. wtf is this shit. is he eye fucking me? wtf. >minutes go on and on. it's now been 3 minutues. i decide fuck it, the gym closes soon, I have to get this lift. I unrack it >FUCK. He's still just staring at me, the fucking weirdo. I dont even attempt the rep. I just rerack and call it a day. is this what he wanted? to ruin my gains? this fat fuck who putters around the weightroom, avoiding eye contact at all costs... is this some weird mind game of his? some sort of PUA alpha next level shit? Is he, "the One?" >Having realized his mindgame and that I was defeated, I did the only thing a gentleman like myself could: show some civil sportsmanship. >I smiled and flexed to let him know he bested me. Good game, sir. Good game. I salute you. >Seriously though, I hope this gymcel isn't back here AGAIN tomorrow
steam bath, used for sweating, pore cleansing, detoxification, relaxation, and for gays to go to pound each others ass
Levi Miller
>not knowing that it is common bait to pretend not knowing who moot is >not knowing that pretending to not know not knowing that it is common bait to pretend not knowing who moot is >not kn
> Starts going to uni gym > Each time I'm there, there's this real jacked french manlet who do his workout > Jacked manlet has a cohort of at least 10 other french guys constantly following him > Some are chubby, others are skinny fat and a lot are lanky dudes > Not one of them is as jacked as jacked manlet > All are french > Jacked manlet proceeds to do his own workout and intermittently provides tips to his followers and spot their lifts > All of them are grateful and respects him as a big brother figure > I call them the french legionaries and he's their commander
I have the impression that jacked manlet and his followers have noticed my new presence. Should I be afraid?
>haha I’m pretending to be retarded for some (you)s
Hunter Diaz
Kill them before they kill you If dubs and you dont do that you die
Andrew Watson
you're the newfriend :D
Isaiah Davis
The eternal baguette
William Morgan
Alright Jow Forums how do you fix him?
Ryder Jones
>I jim when I can, got a gf, good job and I study so time isn't something I am rich in. >Try to get a cheeky set in before gym closes. >By the time I get there it's nearly 10. >Rip.jpg >Do u-turn and see chubby guy staring at white skinny guy on rack with 3.5 plates >Pre sure manlet wants to fuck skeleton >Skeleton seems nervous and weak >Start beating off in car park looking through sauna window into gym. >Contemplating offering cheese burgers and asking for a threesome. >Janitor turns up and my chance is ruined. >user uses flee. >Instantly come home to shitpost fgts on Jow Forums
William Foster
>angry manlet and his gf workout together >he is always looking around and scowling at people who even look in her direction >they're doing deadlifts >watch him do his best to eject a disc from his spine by catbacking 220 without a warmup >strolls around afterwards like everyone in the gym wasn't about to call an ambulance
the worst part is i like his car and want to ask him about it but he always looks like he's going to tell me to fuck off
Isaiah Reyes
What? Moot lift?
Cameron Campbell
just ask him about the car , maybe he's an okay guy
Angel Richardson
>That one guy who makes extremely sexual grunting noises doing dumbells and machine work
I'm turning my headphones up as loud as they will go but I can still hear you please stop
Noah Perez
>be me, live in small town with one gym In city >Mostly keep to myself cus autist >BS with a few people at the gym, one being the local gym thot >Local gym thot asks for my number and says we should hang sometime >Alrighty >Proceed to hang with gym thot on a hike, get to know her >She has three kids >Fuck that >Hike goes well, tell her I'm not really interested in that much responsibility >AKA don't wanna be a step dad to three little semondemons >Everything's cool >Now known as the guy who hates kids at the gym >The rest think I'm gay due to gym thot being in disbelief I turned her down
>At the gym lifting, it's squat day >Gym has 3 power racks, and two were unoccupied >Warm up and stretch >Come back to the power rack area >The two power racks that were empty are now taken up by some young Indian couple >They proceed to do some retarded circuit with the two racks >They're doing deadlifts in one rack, and squats in the other >The Boyfriend is DYEL at best with shit form >Does quarter squats and cat-arch deadlifts >The Girlfriend has good deadlift form, but doesn't squat parallel >They're also doing supersets with other miscellaneous shit including a curl bar >This shit show goes on for 30 minutes until they leave >Finally get the power rack after they're done >Weights fucking everywhere, curl bar still on the ground, and the bar they used for deadlifting is still on the ground with weights on it
>in the gym lifting >faggot is dancing around to the music between sets >plus he's hogging the squat rack >he must be awful tight, he's doing at least 6 warmup sets with the bar >at least 1/2 an hour before he gets to working weight >fucking selfish faggot >but since I'm in my basement and it's me, it's ok
Carson Nguyen
Somewhat concerned about what just happened >running through he gun doing my super sets between machines >little kid is playing even th his dog on the floor and I sort of trip over them >gym employed runs up and makes sure everything is ok It is, but then I get home and look and my face, and I see what looks like a fracture in between my left and right eyes
>go to the doctors and she can’t see anything, I’m too busy miring her to properly explain what’s happening Hey girl I’m going getting just a haircut And I offer to pay for her to get one as well.
I mean who doesn’t want to go to that sort of place for a date?
Anyway ikon the way out the young nurse and oI I is to a guy who has wants to go be me and a her friends android.
I’m scared guys, what if I accidentally stand her up, I didn’t explain where we would meet just that I would meet her there! Am I screwed? Help
Adrian Nguyen
>be me >about 8 or 9 years ago >working in gym >livinthatlife.jpg >juiced up ethnic manlet asks me to spot him squat >nosafetyrack.mp3 >no problemo >get in normal squatting spot position >dude tells me he wants me to get in real tight wrap my arms tight around him. >Pretty much wants me to lift half the weight for him. >fuckme.jpg >cant remember how much weight was on bar but remember it was wayyy more than i could squat at the time >5 reps done i strained my ass off felt like im lifting this chubby fuck and the weight since 1st rep. >sweaty as fuck and b.o smelled like downtown paris >asks me to spot him for 1 more set politely decline. fuck that. >in office 2 mins later hear screaming from gym floor >dude ask some poor bloke to spot him and manlet bailed on the set mid rep pretty much dropping the weight on the guy who was spotting him >thank fuck i avoided that
Leo James
>Doing slow curls with 20lb dumbbells 4x12 >Getting that nice squeeze at the top >Some dyel 12" biceps with no definition walks up to the rack picks up 35s and starts curling them >Swinging like crazy, doing 3 quarter fast frantic reps for like x9 >Know by his attitude that he thinks he's mogging me >Mfw my arms actually look good and he's a faggot
Fuck you dude ur not fuckin buff. I'm the buff guy here
You would think indians would have excellent squat form and depth
Samuel Hughes
Why?
Evan Perez
Plz tell me you are NOT a fucking immigrant.
Dominic Taylor
kek
Landon Perry
second generation ones lack this experience thanks to unicef
Chase Walker
>not knowing what bait is
Blake Price
yes.
Parker Ortiz
Don't ask about the car straight out. You gotta segue to it. Hit on his gf in front of him and then say: >Speaking if things I want to ride... And your in.
Asher Evans
This, should have gone for the pump and dump
Nicholas Wood
A hot room where you unwind, gently sweat and pound male ass.
India has a problem with public defecation, such a problem that even the french with their open air urinals laugh at India. They have designated streets for shitting.
It's gotten bad enough that Unicef has a campaign to get them to try and stop it.
The great irony is India has been claiming it's on track to becoming a world superpower since the 70's but can't fucking use a toilet.
Jackson Cooper
Back to your containment board, incel bigot. :/
Angel Fisher
Back to your containment board, enlightened incel
Christian Bailey
Where you bath but mainly used to buttfuck other men
Ryder Martinez
Closed off Room to keep the steam and ass fornication smells from leaking
