Took the Kratom Pill

Take the holy pill, and stop looking for a high you filthy heathen.

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Funny because religion is the opium of the people. Good job giving yourself mental cancer.

When I used to wageslave kratom was god tier. It would make an hour shift if delivering pizzas fly by

>the pen is mightier than the sword so I'm afraid of pens
Get a job you atheiest virgin

I have a PhD, great job, and a partner. Get rekt kiddo. If you need religion to cope with the difficulties of reality, then you're weak.

>partner
Hell is forever fag

>an hour shift
Where the fuck did you work that delivery guys only had to work for an hour?

I hope one day you will realize your great life was missing something, that void is God.

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I've taken kratom on and off for 3 years now and consider myself pretty well-versed on the subject.

Pros:

>helps with social anxiety (i credit kratom with helping me get through my social anxiety and become fun, because naturally i'm a pretty tense/uptight person. it also helped me get laid for the first time by not sperging out around this cute hapa girl)
>can make working a boring job bearable
>lifts mood and can help you through your depression

Cons:

>Lowers T
>Can be addictive if you go full degen
>Can cause nausea (if you take too much)
>Navigating all the different strains can be time consuming and it can take a while to find what works best for you

There's really nothing you can do about the lowered T thing unless you're willing to cycle. It's probably not a significant loss, but anyone who's concerned about lower T levels shouldn't take kratom. I still lifted while on it, still saw gains, but it is notable.
As far as addiction, there's nothing you can really do to stop tolerance, but you can mitigate it a bit. Cycle strains, don't use every day of the week (so have five different strains on hand, and only use one per day, but switch every day you use). For me that was five day on, two off, and after I ran out of kratom I wouldn't order more for a month or so. Also, always keep your dose under 5g. Usually I split main into two doses, one in the morning and one in the afternoon.
You'll have nausea, it's dependent on strain, how much you take, and if you're new to kratom. Just don't take too much and avoid the strains that make you feel sick.

lying on the internet, and being so egotistical to say "if you need blah blah ur weak lol". you really do need some humility.

do you need a phd? a job? a partner? then ur weak kiddo lmao get rekt. this is how phd candidates talk, right? you clearly aren't a 14 year old parroting memes on Jow Forums, are you?

Do not abuse it. I was taking 30-50 grams a day for almost a year. My T was 240. Got my T tested 2 months after stopping and it was 655

>reddit spacing
go back with him

theres different strains of it, some are good for focus and energy and some are good for unwinding after work

and some are good alternatives to painkillers, which is why it’ll be banned soon

Faggot

I fucked up my life after finding kratom.
I was a strong athlete, and on a team that traveled and dominated obstacle course races. (Spartan runs etc.) I have never been a drug user although I used to drink on weekends.
I began sipping on kratom tea after someone recommended it to me for long endurance running, saying that it would allow me to run forever and not feel pain. This was actually true at the beginning. I would take 7g and head out on a 10-15km run and it was a total breeze, I would run way faster than my usual and feel quite good the whole time. Euphoric.

The fun dies out fast though. Eventually I built up a bit of a tolerance and couldn't imagine training without it. At the same time I could barely do HIIT anymore because it would make me so nauseous. I also ended up really enjoying the euphoria and sometimes I would take it and skip my runs.
The biggest problem for me was that this stuff made me totally careless, knumb to the world and my own emotions. I lost the fire in my soul that pushed me to try hard and accomplish things.. I was just content sipping the shit and being knumbed out and watching videos at home. Maybe this would not be the case for everyone depending on your motivations, but personally kratom had such a grip on me that I quit working out altogether and sat around my apartment getting fat.

months went by and I didnt have a care in the world, until one day I realized that I was different and not happy with what i had become. I also began reading up on how kratom lowers testosterone levels and scared myself shitless as this could have been another reason why I had no energy and no motivation. I had gained some weight and was too embarrassed to train with my regular crew and then spiraled into fatness. Still recovering to this day.

by the way quitting isnt fun either, headaches, dizzyness and sleeplessness.

I think this shit should be used with extreme caution

I don't take it because it's illegal in my state. Which is good. Thank god the government is there to protect me from myself. Without the government my life would be a total mess because I have 0 self control and need big brother to save me from me

Kratom blocks your TESTOSTERONE production just like all other opiates even after a single dose

If you use Kratom for too long you might need TRT and your TESTOSTERONE production will not recover.

Very dumb post

t. religious cuck

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