Cutting soda is like, the hardest thing I've ever done!

I used to drink soda almost every day when I was 14 and I just stopped without even noticing at one point lol
To be fair I heard everything in murica haves tons of sugar so it must be more addictive and shit
Thanks for remiding

ive said this story 100 times but I'll say it again for those of you that will have or have kids
>be me
>9 at birthday party
>never allowed soda by parents
>at party dad offers me pepsi
>don't really want it but am curious so drink it
>tastes fucking terrible and spit it out, how can people drink this as quick as they do?
>be 23 and never had a soda to that date
>at bbq with dad and he explains to me and some friends what he did when i was 9
>have good laugh
>try soda that night
>doesn't even taste good
>never got sugar adiction growing up
God bless you dad

Ikr. I drank soda instead of water for pretty much my whole life, until I decided to quit it cold turkey last year. No cravings, no withdrawals. It was easy as fuck.

Try SIPPIN

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These ones are the worst. Chubby basic bitch types that will have a frapuccino every day and bemoan their shitty figures while not acknowledging the fact that they drink what is basically ice cream EVERY DAY. Even a normal latte is better. If you order an unflavored one it's just espresso and milk.

>counting calories is hard!

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Based dad, will do that to my kids if they ever come into existance

I've never been addicted to anything, I've been through small phases of certain things but I've kicked it easily so I never count them as addictions.

Soda was slightly tougher, but still no big deal.

But chocolate bars containing peanut butter is impossible for me. Whenever I'm in a shop I'm sweating and twitching like a smackhead trying to get my fix.

Reeses peanut butter cups, and peanut butter kitkat chunkys are my vice.

What can I do? Should I accept it, and be grateful it contains peanut protein?

Is there a healthier option?

Help me Jow Forums

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Did he piss in your soda when you were 9?

Is that how he tricked you into not wanting it again?

chocolate peanut butter whey. It's tasty and blends well. you could always mix peanut butter powder into whatever also.

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fuck i forgot to say the most important part of the story. he drank it and filled it with vinegar. jesus the story makes no sense without the punchline

this is like the best candy bar ive ever had

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>tastes better than soda
yeah no

Per 100 grams

Calories 515
Total Fat 31 g
Sugar 37g
Protein 10g

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I'm doing this to my kids

Or you could just drink it black like a fucking normal person

I drink coke zero now.

This and no candy for nearly 4 months now. It's a hard road.

That was my vice, too. These ugly bastards. I managed to quit, but damn, it was hard.

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lmao I know so many fucking people like this
At the very least you just need to eat until you're satiated and not gorge yourself on food like a pig, it's not that fucking hard.

>t. Fat fuck

Eat actual peanut butter instead. Less sugar, less addictive property.

It gets a lot easier after a few weeks. What worked for me was focing myself to drink borderline excess amounts of water so I was never thirsty.

lol
Neat story.

>cutting soda is like the hardest thing I've ever done.
I can just hear the s o y boy in you.
You are a pathetic little bitch.
Try watching all the people around you dying and drinking alcohol to forget.
Try giving up hard liquor cold Turkey working in a business you fucking hate.
Try sacrificing your body to build a successful business that you FUCKING HATE!
Try cutting everything and everyone out of your life so you can beat your competitors out of the market.
Yea but giving up sugar water is hard.
Man up you little pussy.

>coping with toxic and addictive substances is manly
Holy shit this is bait, right?

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basedboys

Leo. Imagine being that weak.

>Leo

*kek autojew cucked me

This is why I'm going to hold the gun to the side of my head and not under my chin.

I literally can't fathom why someone would drink anything besides water. Maybe coffee in the morning, but then that can be consumed straight with 0 calories. Even with regular exercise it can be difficult to lose weight unless you prepare your own meals that are calorie-lite. Why compound this difficulty by drinking what could have been the equivalent of a steak?

I never said it was you fucking retard.
I said op needs to man up and fucking stop whining and complaining that giving up soda is the "like the hardest thing I've ever done"
There are alot harder things to give up.
Learn reading comprehension brainlet

Can't get drunk on water.

Thought you were calling me out for a second there desu

I hope you guys realize that there are people who drink nothing but soda, coffee and beer. I knew these red neck people who would ALWAYS have kidney stones bc of this. They would literally go years without drinking water bc “it taste bad”

onions

>without drinking water bc “it taste bad”
people who say this need to be lined up against a wall and shot

I need my sweet tea.

>using alcohol as a personality / therapist substitute

>using a therapist

>western folk

> Quit junk food, fast food and soft drinks no problem
> Can't quit smoking
At least I'm down to 2-3 per day instead of half a pack.
Win some lose some I guess

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Quitting math was the hardest thing to do

Fucking

Normie 9943
It's time to face it

Reap what u show now I just want to handle dead and i'm not having sex

Been drinking buddy?

Kek, i cut soda without even thinking about it.

Try quitting masturbation. That is hard.

Based dad.

I was allowed to drink coke 5 times a day if i wanted

I have no trouble not eating candy, sweets, chips and junk food snacks.
It's soda but idk. A Coke Zero is good enough for me now. Zero sugar, Zero calories. And only 70mg of sodium.
What's not to like about getting to enjoy a refreshing Coke Zero with your healthy meal.
Coke Zero. Do you.

I can't wait until summer is over..

This is one of the most important posts on Jow Forums. Some of us retards will have kids. When we do, DONT LET THEM HAVE SODA. I'd rather give a little kid heroine than soda, at least it'll kill them fast.

You understand that that was exactly what OP implied with his greentext, right? Brainlet.

Fucking disgusting. Just drink water.

Counting calories is for fucking pussies
Just dont eat like shit

To be fair for years and years you couldn't trust water. That's why many drank beer and shit very frequently. Then their redneck kids adopt that.

Some 82 y.o old boomer was explaining it to me yesterday

it always annoys the absolute fuck out of me when people do that in movies. youre going to blow your face off and probably be alive for a few seconds if not minutes or worse, survive it.

I replaced soda with sparkling water and never looked back. Easiest diet change so far.

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>dude, quitting porn is easy!

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Porn Addiction Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>never had soda until 7th grade
>try it during grad trip
>why do people even drink this, this sucks
>go back to water, milk, and powerade

I thought he gave you a beer or something...

I literally just stopped drinking soda one day. Haven't wanted it since. Same with cigarettes and liquor. Simple as that. I don't get how it's so hard for people.

dude, get some oatmeal, a banana and mix it with natural peanut butter (no added salt or sugar) and cocoa powder (no added salt or sugar) and add a little milk (around a cup).

The sugar of the banana gives flavor to the unsweetened cocoa and peanut butter and the mushy, breadlike texture you get is really fucking similar as if you were chewing on a candybar. The best part? this is high protein (for a snack, that is) and like 10 times healthier and if you're looking to cut just replace the milk with water.

Seriously, most food you're craving has a better version without the fucking added sugar and all that other shit that is bad for you, you'll look forward to having this every morning.

If I break out of the mentality of a loser, kissless, virgin and be married with a kid, I won't let them have soda. That shit can be as damaging to a kid as alcohol is to an adult since they'll be drinking soda more over the years and it's available everywhere.

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Based retard user who can't tell his own story properly

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Same. Dropping 45 lbs is easier for me than not jerking off for more than one day.

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Same story as me. I tried soda at a birthday party and hated it because of the carbonation. Now i like carbonated beverages and can stand to drink soda but i never do. Its just not refreshing.

tfw addicted to coke zero

whats worse is everyone is replying to me saying how they are gonna do the same thing and how my dad is a genius. it doesn't seem like he did anything in the story but offer me a soda and i didn't like it

Same story here, actually, with the exceptions that I was a 13 year old Burger and it was intentional. Still easy as hell.

Water is the only drink for a wise man

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LaCroix
Unsweetened Tea with Lemon
Try different teas, cold brew is easy:
I use 64oz Ball brand jars, large mason jars. Tea bags + water, leave in fridge for 24 hours, shake every hours or so.

I relapsed because I haven't gotten a hard on in 5 days and I was worried that my dick was broken. Really wish I didn't check.

Kys my man

Dude sodas bad but its not that bad jesus christ

faggot

Day four of quiting smoking. Been going for two 30 minute walks a day just to fight the cravings. Shit isn't fun

First night not drinking alcohol (other than working late) and not at a bar.

It's quiet around here.

nah you are just weak as fuck, born and raised on the old coca cola, at age 16 i was having about 1 liter of coke a day, quitted it in one day

I fucking love water. I used to drink soda all the time but now i just drink bottles and bottles of it.
Tap only. Filtered water tastes like trash and is for babies with weak digestion

>go back to water, cow sugar nipple juice, and sporty sugar water

hmmmmm

this sounds amazing for a quick breakfast before a big hike or long work day. thank you

quitting alcohol is easy if you hate your former alcoholic self and every abusive alcoholic demon from you past enough. gotta use the hate to leave the poison behind

destroys your teeth, just drink water or some form of green tea

>im content weighing over 210lbs while being under 5'10''. i feel comfortable like this

>Quitting math was the hardest thing to do
Are you Asian?

learn to spell the name of my favorite opiate properly you neanderthal.
I'd legit fight someone in real life for calling it heroine.

this is why you do heorine