How come you're not a swimmer, user?

How come you're not a swimmer, user?

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Because I'm ugly, live in a desert, and hate being in water near other people since I feel like I never have enough space.

I'm thinking of starting swimming again actually. I hate land based cardio. I have retard feet too so running is hard on them

>all those stretch marks

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swimmers is a fetish of mine HHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

^^^

B8

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Got all the problems, don’t you? Freak

it's reflecting off the pool

kek

It's the water you idiot

top middle and last three on bottom right, rest in the trash

How come you are all titlets?

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Cheerleader effect. There are about 3 attractive girls out of all of that group.

imagine the smells.......>

I wanna make babbies with the aryan goddess 3rd from right, bottom row

IBS

this has to be bait

Is it easy to learn swimming if you're 23? I know I'm retarded for not learning, but I'm moving to a coastal state soon with lots of beaches

EVERYONE POST FIRST WORD THAT COMES INTO HEAD WHEN SEEING OP PIC

>pussie

Posture

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chad (girl in the middle, upper row, fuck her stare scares me)

Thebrownchicksarehotter

Kyphosis

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Me on the right

>tfw you missed out on teen sex

Top left to bottom right:
>1 2 3 4 5
>6 7 8 9 10 11

5, 11, 7, 6, 3, 1, 10, 9, 4, 2, 8

Maybe he meant he has stretch marks and is too ashamed of them to go and swim
But dont bother user, no one cares

Because I would attempt to rape you girls.
I am very horny and have been caught masturbating to women in gym.
I need sexual gratification.
Please give me your vagina.
I cannot swim but I would join so I can drown.
So I can get a kiss and then force your head down to my penis and maybe force it in your mouth. I only need 5 seconds. I am cumming very fast and volatile.
I need sex.
Please give me love. Affection. Rejection. Dejection. Detection. Retention. Attention. Masturbation I am doing frequently as I do have cameras in places to watch the sexies. Want to see my deadlift? It is 5pl8s but yet I have no sex not fair fuck you Jesus Christ the Superstar

Beat me to it.

I hate chestlets and swimming is something they excel in.

Roll for swimming gf

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BIG

rul

PLZ GIB 8

8 get plz

GIBS ME DAT

es el aqua estupido

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8 is so much hotter it's not even close

Chemicals in the water make you gay

pls 8

no thanks, no thanks, no thanks, no thanks, no thanks
no thanks, no thanks, no thanks, turn around for me sweetheart, no thanks, no thanks
not pictured: no thanks

rolle

dubs girl underrated

serious question here
I don't know how to swim properly (doggy paddle doesn't count)

Any good guides on how to teach yourself?
I get access to pools at hotels when i'm on business trips

get swimming lessons mong

rôll

hmmm
gib slav pls *dabs*

THE GODS ARE WITH ME TODAY BOYS *dabs*

3, 11, 6, 5, 9, not bothering with the rest

Third from right bottom row is best girl. Disagree and you’re low T.

Pls 8

...

>tfw the rest of the girls are her harem and she disapproves of photography

chlorine must be good for your skin

I have ugly marks after acnee on my back and it looks pretty bad, and there are fresh acnee too! Blackheads too

rollito

rollerino

rollando

dubs, 5,8,9

why noone rate
...
bitches

They're all turning side-on to the camera to hide their broad shoulders / narrow hips too. All competitive swimmers have this physique, male or female.

I love swimsuits.

rolln

roll

RAWL

5 or 3 pls.

Ez 8

Thanks Hitler

Rollercoaster

>Anonymous
Rolling

Some guys get all the luck.

no, he got dubs. he doesn't get 8.

They're all pretty nasty

4 is hottest

I don't know how to swim
REMOV

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swimmers and gymnasts have the perfect bodies. petite and athletic
dubs get

MODS!

Hey it's my cousin.

I think i get to decide what I want when I get dubs, no ?

that is trips

go

rool

Roll trips

What's your 100free time? I swam a 53.26 in high school

I am a swimmer OP. hit pr on freestyle 50m in 26 seconds

2 por favor

Come on, bro. That's not the whole story. What did the guys look like in front of and behind you in the train during the post-meet celebration?

8

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rolling for 3 or 7

Rolllllll

no. you get dubs girl

I'm not a fucking swimmer because video games are too fucking good. Speaking of which Jow Forums has almost no representation on 4craft right now

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

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Only if there is a trips girl to roll

what are you gay?

>anime posters

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