How THE FUCK do I get my gf to start squatting?

Holy shit hnnnnnnnggg I get turned on by Asian women so fucking much. I never asked for this.

flat just isnt attractive mate. you dont have to lie

It's genetics you retard.

You must be great at parties.
Muscles can build in the glutes you e-tard.

You have to let her know you like girls who squat without letting her know that you're letting her know you like girls who squat

Based Eloiposter

Obviously shopped I know rose and jennie have better asses than that

would bang but would bang more if she had an ass

the cope

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Imagine having opinions this incorrect

Does your handler know you're on the internet?

based

It's like their back never ends.

Your tard guard needs to take away your phone now

>letting your gf do crossfit
Moron

Tell her you'll eat her ass if she makes it more attractive

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have her dump you. she'll get fit in no time so she can get married before the wall hits.

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>eat her ass
i hate this meme

>he's never had a girl press her ass on to his face so his tounge goes deeper into her anus
You haven't lived

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>Weeb

Into the fucking garbage

Real men do it.

of course it's a fucking rice burner.

introduce her to someone who squats that's in shape, get someone attractive to try and convince her or find a gf that already squats

kek.

>Jow Forums won't eat pussy but will tongue ass
Truely the gayest board of them all.

>heels
>still not even the illusion of ass
if they take the heels off, do their thighs go straight to their stomach?

eating pussy is the most beta thing a man can possibly do. when you allow a woman to force you to lick her disgusting cunt you are being dominated by her in the most humiliating way possible. on the other hand the most masculine thing a man can do is to dominate another man. forcing a man to suck your cock is the most alpha thing a man can possibly do. in fact, sucking cock is less beta than eating pussy since you are being dominated by a man instead of a woman. the romans had this figured out thousands of years ago.

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I started thinking like this a while ago and I blame it entirely on Jow Forums that i dream of sweet sweet boipussi now.

try cutting sòy from your diet.

I love eating pussy. Speak for yourself not all of fit

>I love eating pussy.
your virginity is showing

enlighten me

I second this

>sucking cock is less beta than eating pussy since you are being dominated by a man instead of a woman
Jow Forums in a nutshell

>sucking cock is less beta than eating pussy since you are being dominated by a man instead of a woman

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Literally this

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>He thought the Crossfit memes were lies

>You must be degenerates to have fun

So this is how degenerates justify their degeneracy in their minds.

Why is it every three years or so the consensus on whether Asian women are hot changes so rapidly around these parts? What the fuck

real alphas dont need to eat pussy to satisfy a female. more over, a true alpha doesnt even care if the woman has an orgasm. women are cocksleeves nothing more. anyone who actually slays would know this but you are a larping virgin without a doubt.

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>incel

God you sound like such an annoying fucking faggot.

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t. never actually held a woman's hand

Never gonna make it

is this the truth? It sounds reasonable. I kind of see how a woman's life style should be completely different than a man's.

Not sure if I should send these to a friend. He might think Im gay.

tell her she has an awful big pussy for a girl with such a flat ass

Well, OP, what I did was tell her 'I want you on a workout program. Don't worry, I'll design it for you to be really easy to start and track.'

Then I gave her a program and did it with her - telling her about form and ways not to get injured.

Then she got fit as fuck for doing it for a few months.

AKA, just tell her and help.

>t. dude in Auschwitz mode

Asian girls are hot. Kpop fags should be gassed. It's that simple.

broscience

>Nothing wrong with flat asses

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Go away ireland

Based. Eating pussy is for simps.

t.vaginaworshipper

>I love eating pussy
Degenerate

>you must be fun at parties
appeals to authority are especially gay if the authority is a bunch of kids

It’s simple. Everytime you gonna talk to her you squat atg. Then you tell her calmly to join you down there. Ignore her confusion and insist. Tell her you’ve read it in a magazine. Me and my gf have most of our convos in that position. When she’s got a little used to it try to get up before her and lean onto her shoulders for progression

What if you're slav though

>Kpop fags should be gassed.

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Find a new gf

Tell her Chad will notice her more

>Muscles can build in the glutes you e-tard

bluepilled cope.
girls don't put on muscle anywhere what a male does. Ergo, its difficult to gain any noticable muscle and size in the glutes. Every single hot instagram thot that works out her ass has a fat ass IN SPITE OF WORKING OUT. They do shit like 3x10 squats with 95 pounds.

Working out can give her a tighter ass, but her ass won't ever be nice and fat and jiggly if she doesn't have the right fat distribution.
I'd hate to be a girl. Looking good for them is based on genetics even more than men

that 15 head