Be me

thanks for the tips, I really need to learn how to accept failure

>1.) Learn body language

How do you do this? Genuine question. I've had crippling problems with this my entire life. I can't read faces either.

Congratulations. You fell for the nofap meme and now you've nocebo'd yourself. Now you won't be able to fap anymore without getting depressed while getting no benefits whatsoever.

Moron

Collect that semen and absorb its energy.

You can suck off some of your bros and take their energy too. no homo

You're into the hair armpits?

this 101 for depressed >tfw no gf v9k lurkers

this but unironically

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>nofap thread
>starts with a 10/10
You will not break me

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>tfw nofap for .02 seconds

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Based as fuck, you a Black / Beige Philip devotee? Some really similar shit to what you're preaching
And you aren't?
Pussy-ass nigga

on the contrary, after successfully doing nofap cycles, time and time again, I've noticed that all the "benefits" were placebo
I'd beat off & feel fine afterwards.
Meanwhile, nofap either turns me into a horny rape machine, or an aesexual fag, no inbetween.
As the Bugez would say, ITS A MINDSET

The fuck you on about, she has a cute face
Agree with the pits though

>society told me hairy armpits are gross
Got to respect based girls

Fugggg

I don't need pornwhores, I need THIS.

Make a snownigga wanna plant some seeds nawm sayn

>edge for 30 minutes before gym
>crush the workout
>fap before gym
>weak lifts, apathy seeps in

>taking the first step towards arousal
>long before the physical part
>just in thought
>starting the downward flow of semen from the brain
>ever
ngmi

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nofap day 4 here

>not harnessing the dick power to aid your goals

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Nofap by itself won't make you better with women.

HOWEVER, it will likely give you extra time that if you invest in improving yourself WILL make you better with women.

recently I keep thinking I'm on Jow Forums but then when I double check it's still Jow Forums how to solve this?

Rare and based Pepe, sir!

wait for the summer to end

>rare

Hello newfren

>HOWEVER, it will likely give you extra time
lol fapping takes like 5 mins a day lmao.

>he fell for ""nofap is a meme"meme" meme

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Nothing wrong with fapping but...
>Don't fap to porn
>Don't fap to naked pic
>Don't fap to weird fetish shit
>Don't fap fives times a day
>Don't fap when your dick isn't hard
However
>Do fap every other day
>Do fap while thinking about the hot girl in your office / class
>Do fap thinking about the memory of you with a chick

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Nah, depending on how far down the rabbit hole one is it can be hours.

When will you faggots learn that semen retention IS nofap? Enjoy your minimal benefits

Fuck, that pic kek

>tfw no fap 1 day before gf comes over

>IN THE END IM SHOOTIN BABY BAAATTTEEERRR

>He believes in the practice that daoist monks utilize, a practice which has its base in mysticism from thousands of years ago and has absoloutely no science to back it up.
But they must be right since they're based asians and I read duh anime xDDDDD

5min fap is rarely worth it in my books. I need at least 20min to go for a nice fap, i want to enjoy that shit.

I have no idea who those guys are, but the stuff he posted is like communication 101, though it's definitely good advice and surprisingly a lot of people don't get it.

dem unforgivable hairy armpits
absolutely RUINED

I'm not new, I've been on Alt-Right chans since the beginning!

LISTEN YOU FUCKERS

this no fap shit is because you are low TEST, thats the only reason why it works. If you had high test you could fap 3 times daily and still fuck bitches and feel the same

Nofap is a meme, it's NOPORN thats real conditioning. Proof? Look at all the jew-trained anons in this thread thinking hairy pits on a woman are gross. These poor fucks have never seen a real woman before.

Fuck you, now I can't unsee it.

>t. German
Most women shave their pits

Jesus how did I get so redpilled.

I want her hairy. Bush too. And no makeup in the house.

I want to fuck her raw on our homestead until her cooter breaks or she dies and raise 20 kids on fluoride-free well water and raw milk. They'll get so good wrestling me and each other in the fields we'll have to sell the place and move to Dagestan to get em competition.

no, but how exactly is that a problem? if she likes you she'd probably go along with it if you asked her to shave her pits

>2018
>still believing (((scientists)))

that doesn't mean unshaved is gross

This.
>a month ago
>some confidence problems
>been full beta on a girl who suddenly stopped talking to me even if (at leastI thought) it was going well
>don't go much to the gym
>fap every 2-3 days
>the lowest test I've ever been
>now
>got myself a cute girl
>much more confident
>still don't lift much but exercise everyday
>try eating more
>take some vitamins
>need to bust a least twice a day
>orgasms are way better than before

Just don't fap to disgusting porn. Find a cute girl who posts cute pics and use this.

Shaved is cuter.
No makeup is great, if you find her beautiful naturally, she will be even more if she use a bit of eyeliner, mascara or lipstick. Which is not possible on a girl that you find "ok" when she has makeup on.

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FUCKING LOW TEST BETAS GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I have to actually fap so I dont spend all my time and energy on bitches

> 2018
> Still believing in mystics

whatever makes you feel stronger about never ejaculating inside a woman famalam

oh no he cant fap. might as well off himself at this point

>nofap/noporn day 36
>wet dream
>woke up both drained from my energies and incredibly horny

F-fuck does a wet dream count as a relapse? I've tryed to be a good cristhian boy but i couldn't prevent that

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Pls tell me this is more of this

I have had enough with this (((meme))) people throw it around constantly all the time. Do you know how fucking nutty and downright psychotic saying ''all the scientists behind all the scientific data that exists are jews who want us to jerk off because jerking off destroys western civilization even though it's something we've been doing since we were still cave dwellers'' there are some scientific studies that confirms the whole ''test boost'' after seven days. Likewise are there lots of studies that disproves Nofap as neo-puritanical horseshit. Believing in scientists is a lot better than taking some dead chinese proto-freudian celibate at face value.

she has a literal perfect face

cute face
disgusting pits

fixed

i didn't realize everyone on this board stuck their dicks directly into girls armpits.

literally nothing wrong with it.

her pits are beautiful you low test cuck. My only problem with her is that shes a smoker. Yes, seen source, no you aren't getting it.

People trust institutional knowledge when they stop thinking for themselves. The case against fapping is the case against drugs, and it is accessible to common sense and introspection.

>Pleasure motivates. It is a reward. Making yourself feel pleasure for doing something easy degrades you because its bonds you to a futile activity.
Look at that, I sC1eNc3d!!1 all by my lonesome.

Guys, seriously, mystics are good. Geniuses are good. There is no end to data and nothing is proven outside of mathematics. Inspiration that skips over most of the data and synthesizes what it sees, that grasps the humanly relevant big picture, that's what matters. Knowledge is ONE THING that can be held in ONE MIND, it's not total information stored in a million libraries and hard drives. Our minds must go UPWARD, not OUTWARD.

But you have to have genius to know this, and y'all are mostly bluepilled brainlets who think it's your civic duty to watch "the news."

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So stop doing anything pleasurable because it spikes dopamine and makes you want to pursue that same reward of pleasure again? Fuck man, you do realize that would mean stop drinking, stop socializing, stop reading, stop exercising, stop reproducing, stop working, stop drinking alcohol, stop browsing the internet, and stop doing anything that causes a dopamine spike.

>But you have to have genius to know this
Cringe bro, the whole ''dopamine spike causes you to persue the same reward'' stuff is basic fucking evolutionary psychology 101
>To be fair you have to have a really high IQ to understand this new brand of protestant inspired atheist puritanism

>Gnarly pits
You gay bro?

Former befa fag here

This is decent advice

Would also just say have some balls and just “Go for it” If your clean, dress well and talk without coming as a little bitch theirs a decent chance you can get a date with somenone

>So stop doing anything pleasurable
No, lrn2read

Tried no fap, think its a good place to start but for long term sustainability go with no porn and limit fap

Stop watching porn completely. Masturbate with no porn every other day. Much more sustainable life style. Obviously once a get a girl in process you wont even need fapping or porn.

That will be enough to set you on the right path. Trust me.

NoPorn is way less sustainable. If you give a mouse a cookie...

NoFap gets much easier after two weeks of hardmode. The chaser effect disappears and the orgasm hangover lifts. You are chasing the last fap, like a cigarette smoker but slower. The urge to fap doesn't just keep building up like the urge to piss or shit. You get established in continence and start living a fundamentally different lifestyle.

[Warning: DEEP REDPILL INCOMING that you WILL want to resist]

It's the only lifestyle appropriate for a self-respecting unmarried man.

Porn rots your mind
No fap works exactly like a placebo and instead has the same mind rotting effect in the long run
No fap IS a meme
What is NOT a meme is NO PORN
Learn the difference, it could save your life
Just stop watching porn
You should still make your fap a moderate thing though because obviously EVERYTHING in excess is bad for you

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You're a faggot and should kys

This, OP. The no fap thing is mostly a placebo effect. What you actually need to do is tackle your self esteem and anxiety issues head on.

t.jerks off to tranny porn

More like t. Doesn't Jack off at all. Stop with the "nofap is a meme but noporn isnt" bullshit. Semen retention is the ultimate redpill

just wait

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The ultimate redpill is having a healthy life, fapping when you are hard and feel horny, and, if you can, have sex with a cute girl.

No, you're a faggot, fapping is bluepilled as fuck and gets you nowhere

This is the truth but hard to achieve for many of us here.

I'm pretty sure fapping didn't play an important role to where I am in life right now, but I'm also sure it was not an obstace.
Stop meming you faggot.

You're the one who is obsessed with telling to people to masturbate in a nofap thread, maybe you should stop memeing

Is it still a nofap when I fuck my ass with a dildo, but don't touch my penis?

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Did I hit a nerve ?
Just tell me how nofapping changed your life.
I know that when I tried I just felt like shit.

According to this faggot no, since you don't retain semen.

>Did I hit a nerve ?
A bit, I see you post the same shit every nofap thread telling people to fap, why are you so obsessed with what other people do or don't do with their penises?
And you're persistent too. Don't you have a life to live? God you're a faggot.
>I know that when I tried I just felt like shit.
Absolute fucking bullshit. Kys

Seriously guys how does no porn even work when you don't know a single girl your age irl or only see an attractive females like once a months for a couple of seconds. There are only old people where I live and most of the time I spend in places no woman would ever come to.

How many of you still lacked the confidence to approach and talk to girls after doing nofap?

>implying I post in every nofap thread
I only posted here because of the cute girl in OP.
I pretty much never click on these threads.
Also, I think I know better than you how I felt after trying your meme.

Liars gonna lie

This guy is right
If you overindulge in porn then you can be perverted to the point where its impossible to have any sort of functional relationship with somebody. Depending on what you consume, you could acquire tastes that are detrimental to your own health (like self harm or wanting to put stuff in your butt because you have learned to want to receive pleasure like a woman from porn). Reminds me of this fictional piece scp-wiki.net/scp-1004 . If you don't want to read it, its basically a fictional story about a computer program that creates porn exactly as the user requests until he ruins himself in the pursuit of pleasure.

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mystics are a type of institution dumbass
I hope this is a /lit/ psyop

was Zarathustra in his cave an institution?

>So stop doing anything pleasurable
yeah just like a liberal using an extreme example on a common case

kys fag, not gonna convince meh

((()))
>everything can be explained within the framework of western science
This

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>an organised social network existing separate from the subject that aquires purpose through formal association relative to a rigid signifier
I know that knowledge grows through exchange and isn't restrained by content but by form. But by all means, go shill for quacks that sell you coral water and snake oil to tell you how special they know you truly are.

she has literally perfect pits