>gym thots walk in
>one fat others ok looking.
>glance at them for a second in the mirror.
>immediately start giggling and walk away
>later, walk over to do pullups
>laughing and literally pointing at me mid set.
> give them the evil eye after. mouth to them "what the fuck"
>immediately hide behind their machine and look at me like I'm the asshole.
>rest of the work out they're laughing at me so loudly everyone in the gym hears and is looking
fuck thots.
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clearly you were the victim of a hootnhollery doodah
>then I came to Jow Forums to whine like a little girl in a blogpost
I'd laugh at you too, you seem pathetic
They were shit testing you and you failed as hard as possible
>not saying: “Ladies, looking good tonight.”
Never gonna make it
Fucking lel'd
>Muh shit test
Fuck off back to pua.com
>walked into the gym with my fat friend to feel more confident
>saw a cute guy lifting by himself
>joked with my friend about how he looked like a celebrity but he was staring in the mirror at me
>a little odd but I wanted to give him a chance
>tried to laugh and be outgoing but he was staring at the ground mumbling about "scoops" and expensive pianos
>gave it one last chance but he yelled profanities at us and stormed out
Are all fitness guys like this or what it's like the third time it's happened?
I don't pay attention to woman at gyms.
That's what parties and dating sites are for.
White so-called "women" do this shit all the fucking time. They are children, not women. That's some straight up mean girls shit.
you should've thrown 45's at them while yelling "destructo disc!"
>170lbs
>Trying to hit 225 on bench
>Can't
>Didn't use clips to dump the weight
>Dump the weight
>Only other people in the gym were two thots who were recording each other working out
>Notice they were laughing but looking away to not make it obvious
>Load the weight again and get it
>Want to walk over to the thots and yell "HOW ABOUT THAT"
>Instead just look in their direction to make them uncomfortable
why are americans so antisocial
we're not the ones that stand 10 feet away from each other at bus stops.
Super aspie.
what's wrong with respecting other people's personal space?
>"Just be yourself, bruv. Have confidence! :^)"
This thread perfectly explains why most of Jow Forums are virgins.
>these 2 guys in the gym
>both come in at separate times, 5 minutes apart
>they know eachother
>they lift together
>never say anything to eachother
>leave at separate times
Why the fuck do they do this?
>use a friend's guest pass
>beautiful gym full of power lifters
>everyone is friendly and serious
>lots of coaches walking around with non-meme advice
>want to join
>$185/mo
I mean I've never even heard of shit testing, nor have I ever ingested any material from a pua, but it does seem common.
> Be me on Saturday go to small shop, first time there, for one small item
> Cute girl at counter, doesn't say much until asks me if I want a bag
> I told her no because it was an extremely small item
> She gives me a dirty ass look, not even seeming flirtatious, and said
> Oh, think you can handle it?
> I told her I thought so, but that she should walk me to my car for moral support
> Instant smile and says ok
> Get her number
> Don't text her because she had one single decent sized zit I just couldn't get out of my mind
I've had girls do it via laughing at me, which is even better because no one laughs at me like I do.
you get what you pay for user
Holy fuck, context/sauce??
I don't get it, if you want to join why is $185 a month a problem? If it is worth that to you do it. Never understood faggots who mull over money so much with things that are important to them.
>thot walks in
>starts mirin me
>we work out next to each other
>eventually I go do cardio
>she goes her separate ways
>have to shit real bad, use the private bathrooms
>forget to lock the door
>door opens up while I'm standing up wiping my ass
>it's her
>I have a shit covered piece of toilet paper I'm about to put down the toilet
>she says oops sorry
Never going back to that gym again
They are there to work out, not suck each other off.
>Gym thots working out with each other
>I want to use the tricep machine close to the one they're on
>Stand there for like 20 seconds awkwardly
>They leave and walk away
>Later they're by the dumbbell rack for a few mins
>I need to do incline db press
>Grab dumbbells
>They walk away
I have no problem with them going somewhere else and leaving me alone but I think they're fucking with me. I'm not ugly but I think I creep normal people out with just how I look
Things like differing opinions of value are pretty difficult to grasp when you're too stupid to get that different people make different amounts of money.
>working out
>gym thots walk in
>they don't even notice me
>continue with my workout
>fail on the last rep of my second-to-last set
>take a short break and try again
>do it
>go to changing room, shower, get changed, ride home
>eat healthy dinner and get a good night's sleep
>never see those particular thots again
And that, gentlemen, is how it's done.
t. Jewish gym owner
Sorry my point went straight over your retarded head.
Different people have different priorities. If you're just some faggot who works out a few times a week solely to not be a fat piece of shit, you're probably not interested in investing $185 in a gym. If you're some faggot who is determined to make it and wants to surround himself with other people who are also determined to make it suddenly $185 a month on a gym doesn't sound all that bad. Fucking tard.
youtube.com
listen to that dubbed sound effect, shits fake :*(
You didn't say anything new there, I'm still correct and you're still a baby that doesn't know how money works or affects people
>see cute thott, have a feeling she's miring while I'm doing overhead dumbbell press
>wearing my "training to beat Goku" tanktop so I'm really killing it
>watched some PUA vids, I'm prepared
>she gives me a little smile
>I push out the dumbbells and extend slightly over my head so she can see my triceps and delts better
>turn my head and lock eyes with her
>do one of those black guy "whaddap" head tilt backs that the rappers do
>knock the back of my head against one of the dumbbells, concussing myself
>stagger for a few seconds as my vision gets real fuzzy and apparently mutter "who the fuck"
>collapse facefirst on the ground, unconscious
>the other dumbbell crashes into the mirror glass, shattering it
>awake in the hospital
>receive lifetime ban from the gym
fucking thotts
LOL FUCKING BURN
>I'm still correct
Usually people who are right don't feel the need to say they are right and let their argument speak for them you fucking retard.
>You don't know how money works!
Maybe not, but at least I have money and priorities and I let those priorities determine where my money goes unlike your retarded ass.
Your priorities are to shit in your diaper and rub it into the keyboard, are you that mad that I'm right?
Post body
>I want to use the tricep machine
are you serious?
Why did I laugh so hard at this?
So this is what autism is like
So far I've outed you as
>angry chimp whenever someone mentions that nice things cost extra
>welfare baby that doesn't understand money
>too illiterate for your first language
>prioritizes projecting your worthless chimp life onto Jow Forums above all else
>too ugly and weak to post body before telling others
Exposed
You’re a retard dude
Why are you standing up wiping your ass?
everybody poops, user. chad would play it off smooth.
you didn't make her wipe your ass?
Should have fuckin took that barbell and fucked them
KEK
Fucking shit user kek
nobody does this SHUT THE FUCK UP OP
Mate you're fucking retarded
>$185 a month a problem
If you make shit money that is a lot of money to spend on some vain shit like the gym when you could join most gyms for 30-40 bucks a month.
>Hitting heavy bag in room next to cardio area
>sweaty
>breathing heavy
>dirty wraps on hands
>looking like a true Neanderthal
>go out of boxing area to get water
>stare down cardio brap hogs till they turn around
>quickly avert eyes like humiliated chimpanzee
Why can’t I just be a mad lad and make uncomfortable eye contact with strangers
>look in their direction
man i thought i was the only one doing this
Some thot started making me fun, changing my music in the gym, using my weight, i started looking at her all the time, between sets, while doing a grinder, after a week she left the gym
>standing up wiping my ass
You stand up to wipe your ass? why? doesn't that smosh the shit together in your ass cheeks. Wipe sitting you animal
probably because youre the faggot who uses the heavy bag at the gym because youre too much a pussy to go to a real boxing gym
You got mogged OP
that's what you get for shitting in the female bathroom
You don't really stick your hand in the toilet do you?
Most people do...
>ban
why you didn't do it on purpose
Max
this thread has the shittiest anons...
True or not, i lost
No they don't... Do you actually wipe your ass sitting down? Who does that? How are you even fitting your hand down there? Are you a woman?
When girls laugh at u it means they wanna bang u. Females are strange
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal for 185, easiest way to make it.
holy fuck lmao
Based. I also lift while cosplaying as Frieza
>give them the evil eye after. mouth to them "what the fuck"
You should've simply walked over to them and asked them "is something wrong?". If they say nothing's wrong (as they will, because women are bitches) then you say "Oh, because I heard you giggling so I thought something was wrong". Most bitches fold after that. They think they're invulnerable and pussy out when they're confronted.
I love this one. Those bitches are the fucking definition of useless gym thots.
>One of them stands around fiddling with her phone
>The other does shitty half-squats with such an insignificant weight I'm surprised it's allowed to exist
Seeing one of them get destroyed balances out the outrage that someone let them stay in that gym in the first place.
there are a few girls in my gym who act similar (teasing etc.) but I always leave my glasses in the locker so I can't even see them properly. Gets me more focused on the barbell and the exercise. Only downside is I ignore gym people when I see them outside the gym, they probably think I am being an asshole and I honestly don't know what they look like.
>who the fuck
put me in the screencap senpai
You sound like a very socially awkward person
Where were you during my school years...
What would you have done then? Stood around like a bitch like OP did?
equinox?
Fuck that. You could build a good home gym for 6months worth
>confront someone because they have the audacity to laugh
Just because someone laughs and catch eye contact with you doesnt mean they are laughing at you, you autistic fuck.
Also known as a bit over 2 grand a year
It ain't that much dude
all you niggas arguing over nothing and I'm just here waking up my roommate with some of these greentexts
>Move away
>They stop laughing
>Move closer
>They start laughing
They're clearly laughing at you. If they're not, then they're going to stop laughing anyway because they were confronted with it. Problem solved.
>B-But we gots to RESPECC da WAHMEN ;___;
You obviously have no idea how to read social sitautions which is a genuine sign of autism. Stay safe autobro
You're still not telling me what you'd do, chump.
Why the fuck do they giggle at me then? What's so fucking amusing about me?
Not that guy but do you fully stand up? I do like a mid deadlift position half standing half squatting
Id pretty much carry on with my workout and my day since im not intimidated or phased by a woman laughing.
Because they are either attracted to you and trying to seem like fun sociable women by laughing and trying to make eye contact or they are telling a fucking joke and it just so happens everytime they look at you look at them. Either way women dont just go to the gym to laugh at guys
>women dont just go to the gym to laugh at guys
2 thots once laughed at me for doing band pull aparts, i felt humiliated ;_; thanks jeff
>Sumo squatting 2pl8 in my favorite squat rack (nick named it the butt hutt)
>gym thots walk in
>notice them cruise in through the mirror
>showemhowitsfdone.jpg
>take off leg sleeves, straps and belt.
>jump back into my Birkenstock sandals (bitches love the hipster look)
>thinking up cool one liners to say as I approach them
>walk up to the alpha thot
>8.5/10 braphog
>I can smell the sweet booty nectar
>it’s time
>hey babe, how about you come and spot my down at the butt hutt
>silence
>thots start chortling then laughing out loud at me
>turning red with embarrassment and anger I 180 and return to my sanctum of squats
>while shouldering the bar my shitty fucking toupee gets pulled off
>hear the sluts laughing again
I was close too man fuck this earth
2/10 unfunny reddit tier
Didn’t rack his weights correctly
>wanting to prove yourself to some randothot
k
Destructo disc is krillins technique dipshit
Cringe
It's not an investment. Just buy your own equipment for a fraction of the price. Set for life
Based and cringepilled
i died
this