Hello Jow Forums I'm a trappy twinky faggy thing on girl pills, how do I go about getting a body like this fags?

Statistics say that you will either an hero, or contract aids. Heavy squatz, deadlifts and fucking right off you degenerative faggot.

Based and stat pilled

Eat lots of yogurt, do lots of lunges, do lots of cardio, dont eat red meat, also body weight dildo chair squats

This is true, but if you found me out there somewhere before you turned into a trap thot riddled with Magic Johnson Disease, I would take care of you for the rest of your life. But only the girliest body/face and the most feminine penis will do. If you’re post op I can’t do it anymore.

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I've masturbated 100s of times to that brocolli video.
>tfw I honestly fell for jewish trickery

Live off Onions for a year

my goal is to become broccoli tier
im already small and femmy

I mean statistically he's got a 50/50 shot

>BJ + GOSAD
Blowjobs + Gallon Of Semen A Day
Based

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the 1 hour comp got removed help
post more please

who that

Idk i found this pic over at so you know its truly a trap man
>here's another

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youre mentally ill you sick faggot

fag

do light calisthenics and some squats here and there. get that ass up to par

Ya see, the ultimate method would be mixing some copper pennies, bleach, salt, ammonia and baking soda. After you stir that thing for a while, a small mist will be produced. That gas is basically filled with estrogen, so inhale as much as you can.

For better effects, blow with a straw into it, it will produce more estrogen gas this way.

names please omg

The perfect quantity of each ingredient is: a lot of copper pennies, 2 spoons of salt and 1 of soda.

what part of idk didnt you understand but ay here's more of aheago
>lowkey have more

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Whats a good twink diet I wanna eat whatever tiny amounts of whatever Broccoli eats

Smooth and young yes please

yeah and stats also say bacon and most meats raise your risk of cancer significantly so fuck stats

You are literally a stupid person.

I'm sorry that you feel like you need to use a bunch of slurs to try to mitigate the abuse you'll get here for asking this question in the first place. It's not good for your self-esteem. Good luck though

>Implying OP isn't gonna kill himself in a few years.

Why do you mentally ill retards have to push your shitty ill lifeatyle unto others? We don’t give a fuck about you

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They got suckered into believing that this behavior is healthy and normal.
I blame (((feminist liberals))) fucking over our youth with this garbage nihilism.

Also, they believe that if the numbers of LGBT increase, they will feel less abnormal and depressed.

damn now that's some next level shit

>tfw no twink bf that loves me for my personality and big dick

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Thank god the reality of being a man sets in around 25-30 to every faggot and you realize biology has decided you will never be feminine and you kill yourselves

Should i fuck a chubby fertile girl, or a sterile twink to boost my T?

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Yes.

this.

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anzu is female

Be my gf.

For fucks sake Anzu is not a trap

Threesome with both instead

i could say the same bout poltards like you

do squats, nobody likes traps with boney butts

dont eat a whole lot, go for jogs and do leg stu that isnt squats cus squats train your core and you wanna be going or t rex mode

I'll only tell you if you let me suck that cute little trap cock
>n-n-no homo tho

Neck yourself op.

Imagine a world where subhuman pieces of trash like OP were hunted for sport.
>just another Sunday, out with the dudes, literally slaying traps
>welcome to my mancave, here we have OP's head mounted above the fireplace, he was a complete faggot
>literally clubbing
>bet you can't beat my "throw the gay away" record: 15 meters from the base, first try, and the fag was live too
I'm getting a chub just thinking about it.

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Based quads of shaytan.

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I mean it's not the world but there are countries where you can. They're shitholes but ya can't have your cake AND eat it

Checked those digits

>just another Sunday, out with the dudes, literally fucking traps
i liek my timeline better boss

Don’t you people realize that you’ll eventually be 30 and beyond? All traps/trannies eventually end up looking hideous. I’d imagine that’s why the suicide rate with them is so high.

How does one figuratively fuck traps?

Kill yourself

are you retarded or am i the one?

Sage monica