Do you ever get head turns in public Jow Forums?

hivemind

only to doublecheck how ugly I really am

Yes, I'm 6'5"-6'6" and swole (Bodybuilding for 8 yrs)

>be me
>in bar area late Sat night
>turn corner into falafel shop
>suddenly face2face w/ at
"Whoa" she says
>immediately starts talking on the phone again
"I just saw the hottest guy"
>begone thot, I'm here for the tahini

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no cause I have poland syndrome and it ruins all of my aesthethics

>face2face w/ *qt3.14

If you kept flirting with them they might have exploded with enticement

post face pic

Depends on how well I dress. If well, everyone looks and it can get awkward

I get a lot of eye contact and then they look at the ground, because I'm ugly ;_;

he kinda has bitch hips

yeah they their heads turn 360 degrees and then they walk away

Yes and it feels great.

Kek

Ahhh.. the ol' russian rape baby, oh how you wish you were germanized.. I'm sorry buddy, maybe in an alternate universe you have more luck.

>like a tencent whore catches a clap

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Yes but only because I'm really tall, have some muscle and look like a character from some shitty tv show.

What? I just don't have a right pectoral muscle

Russians are the definition of beauty you angloscum

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with all the shit I post about the Jews from this IP? Hahahahaha

My friends tell me I get lots of head-turns in public, but I have autistic tunnel-vision and mentally block out all NPCs as I walk by. And then later on my friends will say stuff like "dude there were tons of girls staring at you while we were in the library" or something like that.

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>be 6'4 curly hair
>have some noob gains
>with friend at the bars
>we approach a group of girls
>he is making them all laugh while I'm not saying much because I'm shy
>at one point my friend makes a joke and the hot girl laughs looks at me and touches my hand
>she is about to leave and I get her #
>she never responds
Wew lads so close yet so far away

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Reminder that prussians/east germans are just germanized poles.

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Part time head turner, full time jaw dropper.

gf used to say girls would always check me out when we went out and about. could just be her being insecure, but she was pretty trusting of me so :doubt: fatty currently though so who cares

I get that. I've never considered myself all that attractive, but my friends and coworkers are constantly telling me that girls were flirting or checking me out. I just don't notice.
One of the best compliments I've ever recieved was from a buddy of mine who said "I'm a good looking guy, but whenever I'm walking with user I'm completely invisible to girls."

>that subtle brown near the asscrack

sublime

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I don’t know. I don’t look at w*men in public anymore

Exactly, someone else understands. Can't tell you how many times I've apparently fucked up women apparently coming on to me and then my friends will be like "user wtf"

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No but I get the “crippling social anxiety so that even after getting fit, dressing and grooming myself well, and actually going out in public, anytime someone looks at me I just assume I have something on my face or my shirt”

Haha

It wouldn't surprise me if there were lots of other folks on this board who are like this. Guys who were late bloomers, or lost a lot of weight, or bulked up after high school.

Fuck if I know.
I just go from point A to point B with absolute autist tunnel vision. Girls could be flashing their tits right at my face on the street and I wouldn't know a thing.

Curly hair is a good thing?

There's a friend of mine who has a lot female friends and I have 0, so he try to get me a girl from time to time by inviting me to parties etc where there are some single girls. After each time he asks me how I got along with girls and I always say something like "yeah they are nice but I don't think someone of them liked me" and he tells that at least some of them were asking about me/my ig/if I'm single etc after that. Never texted anyone after it and my friend seems to give up on that, lol.

Not him but in my experience, yes. But I have "loose curly" hair, not super tightly-coiled jew hair or something like that. Basically looks like pic-related.

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haha same

Yes, but probably not because of my body.
But then again, what matters the most is the face ;^)

I'm with you there brother

It also helps if you have a pretty face like Orlando Bloom.

true but even the hair separate from the face is a plus.

>divorced
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>poland syndrome
And I thought you were joking about being born in Poland.

Some girls REALLY like it and some are indifferent, but overall I find it a positive.
My hair looks like pic related but I have it short on the sides

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I do actually. I think I'm an ugly bastard but girls often look over and compliment my looks. I genuinely have no idea what they see in me, I think I look below average.

absolute fucking bullshit
t. saxon

Peripheral vision, my man.

you know it's true, Hans. Just look at Hindenburg there and just try to tell me he doesn't look like Uncle Janusz

No I’m 5’5”. No one even notices when I walk into a room.

aYeah but it's because I look like a freak

it happened, not as often as i want to desu, man i wish i have the confidence to do something about it.

Bang's? Now THAT was a root beer

yes cause im 6'5

>be me, 23
>never had a gielfriend
>finally meet a cute latina
>become a couple
>everytime we go out she tells me how other girls stare at me
>tells me she can see in their eyes how they mire me

i never noticed women looking at me but my gf insists it happens all the time. we are all goiing to make it

>holy shit look!
>did you ever see someone so fat?

That's a fluffy looking cat. Just want to give the big guy a hug.

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Do people not still drink barq's? I've been away from this place for a month and this boomer meme keeps movin

klokov-san??

I've been called beautiful before

there are so few of us, lads.

feelsbadman

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This, but mostly it's only the 0s that I catch looking

They might but only boomers say
>Barq's has bite

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I'm what you people call a "Chad"

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My (now ex gf) used to comment and get mad all the time at how many girls would eye me out in public, apparently they'd give her the stinkeye a lot when she'd catch them staring. I never really noticed it, and now that I'm single I still don't and have no idea how to fix it

Same. Not that I would even know how to approach them or start a conversation even if I did notice a girl looking at me. I fucking hate my beta brain reeeeee

One time my buddies dragged me out to a bar to celebrate someone's birthday, and while I was there waiting near the bar to order a drink, some girl approaches me and says "my friend wants to meet you". So I walk back over to the table with her friend and other people they're with and I just talk to them for like a minute or two because I didn't know what to do and then bounced to get back to my friends ASAP. Don't know why I do this shit to myself.

That is 100% the worst part about being a late bloomer. People look at you and assume you’re confident and outgoing based on your physical appearance. That situation is torture for guys like us because it’s just so much pressure.

happens from time to time, on the street or at a bar or wherever, I never act upon it though, usually cba and when I do I wouldn't know how to not fuck it up because I'm a dolt
not too long ago however I had an extreme case of it though
I'm p huwite and also tall and was abroud in a tad bit more swarthy country where I was also well above the average length. was walking across a busy street and a group of girls come up, one of them literally averted from their phone to drop their jaw. I didn't look back but I'd probably have caught her, probably was about as ready to give it to me on first sight as they get

don't feel too bad user, it's a blessing as much as it is a curse, pic tangentially related

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That's just her being insecure, bail before she cheats on you

Why are you replying to me, exactly?

>Chad after 10 years of dirty stop bulking

i dont know, a few days ago a thot i havent seen for atleast 5year messaged me and asked if we could meet. meaybe im just more relaxed now that i have a gf, i dont really care that much what i say anymore

No. People seem to avoid eye contact with my worthless autistic ass.

That entire story is me but im 21. Wtf user?

woah must be harsh realising you're not unique after all huh

>get fresh off chest day
>wearing small tank my friends got me in asia
>go to salad restaurant
>ask for meal
>qt college girl is taking my order
>keeps flicking her eyes at my chest while talking to me
>visibly checking me out
I just want my salad, thot

In OP pic, he's being recognized as a celeb. Not necessarily mired.

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>implying girls would look at jonah hill like that

>Do people not still drink barq's?
No, A&W, Stewie's and MUG rule the roost

I'm a DYEL with noob gains, but I get head turns frequently just because I'm 6'2 and I fixed my posture and walk really straight. So I look big even tough I'm not

i'm implying that most members of society are mindless retards who worship anyone famous.

Look how bad he looks in that pic - shit hair cut, bad cop mustache, hideous pants and shoes, and a weird cut shirt. He's being recognized, not mired.

girls don't even know who jonah hill is

bullshit, people love Barq's and will always love Barq's because it's another fucking level of delicious and doesn't have that weird note that other root beers have. Crisp. Refreshing. The bit of caffeine brightness to the taste totally elevates it over the pretenders, you're a sodalet, face it

Having a gf is the best way to get more girls, pretty sure that girl was into you 5 years ago but wasn't sure if she "liked liked you", pretty sure that when she saw that you had a gf she realized she should've gone in

nice

exgf always said that.

I'm an autist and she was a slut so we were pretty much total opposite ends of the scale for social cognition

Seems like slut gfs are common among attractive autists. They fuck you because they are sluts and you're like ok I think we have something now why would she fuck me otherwise.

Wtf is this image

One great fuck (gotta not go fast), two years of misery

my gf told me something similar. and the thot asked an awful lot of questions about my gf. well, who knows, thanks for listening to my bullshit anyway

It's cope, user, it's cope.