Nofap is not a meme

Last night I lost my virginity, except I was real drunk and had jerked off just hours before so I could barely stay hard. When my limp dick was in her I could barely feel anything.
She was really hot too but I had to finish her off with my fingers. I'm positive my erection would have been gargantuan had I not been jerking off daily leading up to this random moment and I would have enjoyed myself a hell of a lot more.

All I'm saying is, nofap isn't a meme. If you come to a Mongolian tapestry making forum you're exposed to pics of tits and ass all the time. Don't give in, just let it give you a test boost. You never know when you'll get laid and you want to be battle ready when it happens. Don't make the mistake I did anons.

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it works, but it works for the wrong reasons

You're right that nofap is not a meme, however alcohol thins the blood and causes link dicks. Its called 'brewers droop'

nofap is a meme, noporn is real.

Limp*

Yes goy, I totally don't post this in every nofap thread

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you're an idiot. Masturbation is healthy, psychological damage and altering expectations due to porn is not healthy.

This is either sad or really shitty bait

>Masturbation is healthy
So is circumsicion goy

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wouldn't you just cum in seconds is you did no fap

Probably more the alcohol than anything else, user. It’s called whiskey dick.

>doesn't know what whiskey dick is
>blames his limp dick on having jerked off hours before sex

by the fucking gods this board sometimes

if you're on nofap you have AT LEAST 2-4 loads to go man

You're right in that alcohol plays a part, but I don't think I was *that* drunk. I'm positive if I was one week nofap I'd be rock hard in spite of the beer.

i don't know man
i cum buckets after a week or two no fap but like one big load

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It was whiskey dick. I tried to have sex with this girl when I was extremely drunk and it was just pushing rope. Few months later I was seeing this girl and jacked off a few hours before we first had sex so i could last longer. Unless you're really low t beta male it wasn't because of no fap. If anything if you were sober and did no fap you probably would have jizzed your pants or in two seconds inside of her.

two beers and my dick stops working man real story

Circumcision is a symbol to signal the disposability of males, that they can't and aren't allowed to enjoy themselves (masturbation and sex) etc

>thins the blood

You absolute retard. "thinning of the blood" is a layman's term for an increase in the time it takes for the blood to coagulate. High levels of ethanol in the blood does that.

The reason for "whiskey dick" is that the alcohol has an overall inhibitory effect on you central nervous system, which makes it harder for you to feel arousal and sexual stimulation.

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> You never know when you'll get laid
Thats a weird way to spell "you know you'll never get laid"

>be 19 in college.
>have sex in blackouts get told about it the next day.
>my neighbor.
>fat jackie
>my future college gf.
>play along like I remember the whole thing.
>be 31yo boomer.
>I've only had sex blacked out for the last 5 years.

And people say alcohol kills gains.