>quick sex before gym
>quick bj in a locker room in the gym
>sex after the gym
How do I get rid of succubus gf..
Quick sex before gym
Jackson Powell
Aaron Davis
cut your hands off
Charles Evans
>get rid of a gf that you plow all the time.
Why?
Leo Gutierrez
user, he...
Parker Anderson
i bet your ass feels sore after that much sex
Jeremiah King
dump her dumbass
David Cruz
get back on your meds asap.
Brody Miller
>tfw no succudus gf
Thomas Hill
Act clingy.
Hunter Harris
Eli Campbell
>He wants his valuable protein stolen by a whore
Remember, these traitorous Jezebels are massive gains goblins.
Cooper Morgan
This, be cautious of semen stealing demon gf
Logan Hernandez
Can't you, like, just bj your gymbro to restore the protein and zinc lost? No homo obviously.
Jacob Parker
>tfw no futa succubus gf to plow my ass and tell my what a good boy i am
Sebastian Miller
>tfw no gf
Ryan Sanchez
>tfw no more gf
It hurts lads.
Nathaniel Sullivan
Cheat on that gains goblin, make it very obvious too, then emotionally manipulate her into believing you’ll stay and use her as a booty call. You not gonna make it with that cum guzzler stealing your holy T juices (no homo) every 2 hrs man.
Brandon Foster
This. Literally stealing gains from under your nose
Blake Ross
>tfw no gf
Jacob Kelly
Not going down on her before you workout out for maximum test boost before squatting and fucking her brains out after
>never gonna make it
Luke Cruz
>eating roast beef
Never gonna make it
Mason Myers
fuck her so hard she physically can not do it more than once a day
Anthony Ross
>tfw no gf
>tfw people redicule you for not having lost your v-card
fucks with your mind
Nicholas Torres
>tfw no gf
>Wasted teen years lifting
>Was still autistic
>Early 20s now
>Still autistic
>Got fat
>Journey to cut starts mid august
>still no gf
>Friday today
>Should be going out with gf right?
>Nope
>No gf
Kevin Scott
>tfw people redicule you for not having lost your v-card
Well no shit.
Something is obviously wrong with you if you didn't lose your virginity at 16.
Charles Nguyen
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Nicholas Carter
>tfw had gf who always wanted to be around me. wanted to bang all the time
>came with so much baggage
>dumped her
>now horny and sad
It was worth it for my sanity, but i feel so shit now
Adrian Anderson
she wants your babies op
Jose Gomez
Gavin Torres
>tfw no gf
I know the pain, we are all gonna make it brah
Joseph Cruz
>unironically being a bowcat
Joseph Barnes
This
Did this to my ex. We'd try again and immediately she'd go "WAIT..I'm sore..." and back out. No stolen gainz and no accountability
Brody Perez